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Messages - Sandtrap
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« on: April 09, 2016, 02:36:26 AM »
You know how you lie to yourself and pretend everything's going to be ok, but you know in the back of your mind, it isn't? Then there's that moment. That one moment where you have to face the facts.
That's the worst part.
In hindsight it's not solely terrible. Think about it. Let's say you were dying. But you had a close person to you. How do you think you'd deal with hurting them unintentionally through the process of having them watch you fall apart, not by choice? Personally, I don't think I could do that to somebody I was so close to. I'd drive them away before I let them see it beat me. On a flipside, being a dead man walking has perks. I'm suddenly free of a lot of responsabilites and expectations. Having to plan or worry about my future, my life? That's gone. I could do any number of things before I go. Little to no strings attached. I could snort cocaine for breakfast and it wouldn't matter at this point. Unless you mean I'm just a scummy person who's in denial. If that's the case, well meme'd friend.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 02:25:14 AM »
Reminder that what brand of shlop you see on Tumblr entirely depends on who you follow and that Tumblr users hate Tumblrinas as much as any other reasonable person.
But yeah, pan and demi are just obsurd.
And this one isn't?
Skoliosexual describes a potential sexual attraction to non-binary gender identified individuals.
I don't think skolio is worth the effort of responding to. As originally stated, gender is not sex. Sexuality refers to what sex someone looks for in a partner. Bringing gender into the equation is pointless.
Hmm. That makes me wonder now. I wonder who the confused person was whom decided that skolio, pan, or demi should be a thing.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 02:13:09 AM »
Reminder that what brand of shlop you see on Tumblr entirely depends on who you follow and that Tumblr users hate Tumblrinas as much as any other reasonable person.
But yeah, pan and demi are just obsurd.
And this one isn't? Skoliosexual describes a potential sexual attraction to non-binary gender identified individuals.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 02:09:40 AM »
Can't wait until diabetes wrecks your life and workout routine
He's gotta down way more sugar than that.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 02:08:22 AM »
I dont want to host this appartment meeting tomorow
Sabotage it with cockroaches.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 01:53:05 AM »
My body is eating itself from the inside out and dying week by week. In all due likelyhood within a couple months, hell, at the rate it's moving, maybe even one month, I'll be hospitalized to be taken care of so that I die in relative comfort as I won't be able to take care of myself on my own as every last part of my bodily functions break down.
And I'm going to do all this having lived alone my entire life and never having once met a single person who emparts the amount of love or care I try to do on a relatively consistent basis.
I understand what it is to be and feel utterly alone with no friends in sight and nothing but the world seemingly holding daggers at your backside around every corner. I'd like to find that other lost soul and do for them what was never done for me because I have it in my ability to do so. I want to give that to somebody. I want to make their world right and pleasant and show them that it's not all shit and that it doesn't have to be.
I have, and had the ability to be a human being beyond what I was raised in, what I should have turned out to be. A scummy piece of shit. The irony being that I get to die alone as if I were a scummy piece of shit anyway.
I did everything. Everything I could to be better. Everything I could to make the world around me better for the people around me. And it's this. I die alone feeling like I was never good enough for that one, singular person to look at me and decide I was somebody worth caring about and having in their life for the rest of it.
It's funny how the simple things are such a fucking pain in the ass to get. GG world.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 12:30:44 AM »
I'm surprised you didn't mention the man who's making it his mission to hunt whales to extinction.
who?
The one who makes a weekly to daily thread every time he spots a blowhole.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 12:27:09 AM »
Jim, he deserves it for liking wrinkly old women
To be fair, older women come with experience and they can look genuinely decent for their age which can make it that much more fun. I'm surprised you didn't mention the man who's making it his mission to hunt whales to extinction.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 12:12:30 AM »
Posting a legitimate reply in this thread is a total trap and I'm disappointed people fell for it.
Flood's the best place for legitimate replies matey. Although it's like sifting for gold in riverbed sand. You won't always get what you're looking for. But the serious board is too serious. It's just a handful of people you'll get guaranteed echo replies from. I was aiming for reading replies from folks who don't frequent the serious board. More flavor that way.
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« on: April 09, 2016, 12:04:03 AM »
I was looking for another term as well.
Can you folks believe there's a term that ends in "sexual" to describe a sexuality.
But it's a term that's used to describe somebody who doesn't like to be labeled under a sexuality.
Oh hey look I just found another wonderful term. "Hetrosexual Priviledge."
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« on: April 09, 2016, 12:00:45 AM »
Something I mused on before. I'm all for affording folks the... I guess, respect of them choosing a title or being what they are. But at the same time, somewhere there's got to be a limit to where something is feasable, agreeable, and rational.
Stuff like Genderqueer, Pansexual, Skoliosexual, Omnisexual?
It starts to border on genuine insanity and ridiculousness.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 11:37:43 PM »
Well I tried to be a stubborn fuckhead and have eggs for breakfast and I puked that all up within 15 minutes.
Yeah. Take that.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 11:35:41 PM »
No. But one time I fell asleep from exhaustion in a store and the rather pleasant looking store owner woke me up.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 08:47:49 PM »
I just legitimately don't like myself very much. There's certain moments when I can step back and look at who I am and say that I'm happy to be as I am. But I'm never satisfied completely. There's always something I did wrong, and something I could have done better, and that I should have. But for a lot of times, I'm too hard on myself.
I'm too hard on myself, which in turn causes me to be tremendously stubborn on certain accounts, which only comes around to backfire on me.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 02:01:41 PM »
Oh and if my slave is female..... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You're an american so there's like an 80% chance you'll get an obese person you'd regard as unattractive.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 01:51:24 PM »
Let's just say for simplicity's sake, you signed some papers a while back with really fine print that legally obligates you to become a slave owner. A person at random is chosen. You have no choice in their age, sex, or health.
You reap all the benefits of owning somebody, save for three basic rules. You cannot kill your slave. You cannot set them free. If you do, both yourself and them will be killed. And they can't leave your side. That means they can't go anywhere without you.
You are now the proud owner of a slave you can't get rid of.
What do you do?
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« on: April 08, 2016, 01:29:22 PM »
I didn't know you played Destiny.
Casual scum.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 12:46:37 PM »
Unless they like necrophilia at this point, well, I certainly won't be enjoying anything intimate before I go.
Not that I really mind. But it'd be nice if I had somebody to cuddle with.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 12:42:46 PM »
"The Greatest Hunt in Gaming History"
We all went hunting for the story
Fuck that shit I'm still hunting for the regular banshee unlock.
I'm hunting for the other gametypes.
Could you beat dead horses any harder
You know technically I could, but I haven't unlocked the gravity hammer yet. Or the horse.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 12:38:15 PM »
I wouldn't even need a name in the first place if I found somebody hanging around out in the snow.
Although the funny thing is, -15 isn't cold to me. I can go outside in plain pants with a T-shirt and a simple sweater and I'm fine. I'd give you my stuff for sure, but no bets that it'd keep you warm for long. If there was no windchill at -15 I'd be relatively confident at walking back home basically naked.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 02:20:42 AM »
Sleep. That's basically all I do for it at this point.
Eh. Maybe later when its real nigga hours in the west.
Not sleeping 20 hours a day. What are you some kind of healthy person?
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« on: April 08, 2016, 02:15:30 AM »
Sleep. That's basically all I do for it at this point.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 12:39:40 AM »
"The Greatest Hunt in Gaming History"
We all went hunting for the story
Fuck that shit I'm still hunting for the regular banshee unlock.
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« on: April 08, 2016, 12:13:43 AM »
Robert Downey Jr. already didn't really want to show up for Iron Man 3.
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« on: April 07, 2016, 11:40:28 PM »
If she were my pal, sure.
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« on: April 07, 2016, 11:27:08 PM »
I wouldn't be concerned if it were me, personally. Then again I'm biased since I've been doing fine on my own with only one working ear for the better part of a decade now.
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« on: April 07, 2016, 11:27:02 AM »
Has anyone noticed Blue Team uses weapon dupe glitches throughout the entire campaign. They always have ammo for the same exact weapons from start to finish and there's even a second Norfang in the Prowler, while Linda still has hers
This kinda bothered me when I first saw it. I know it's for gameplay reasons but why would Linda leave her Nornfang there?
I just see it as an Easter Egg tbh, much like the skulls and such (if the weapons were canonically there that means they have guns that can disintegrate people)
Matchmaking is considered canon and we now have a scorpion with a ray-gun turret on it.
There is also the fact that it is a simulation, so may not necessarily exist.
But then again I don't know what the point of letting Spartans train with technology that doesn't exist would be, which means that Humanity has shotguns that can disintegrate people that the Covenant couldn't create within like, what, 3000 years of existing?
Well, plasma pretty much disintergrates people already. I'm sure somewhere along the lines the Covenant had a cluster plasma type weapon. We just never got to see it is all.
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« on: April 07, 2016, 10:52:27 AM »
Has anyone noticed Blue Team uses weapon dupe glitches throughout the entire campaign. They always have ammo for the same exact weapons from start to finish and there's even a second Norfang in the Prowler, while Linda still has hers
This kinda bothered me when I first saw it. I know it's for gameplay reasons but why would Linda leave her Nornfang there?
I just see it as an Easter Egg tbh, much like the skulls and such (if the weapons were canonically there that means they have guns that can disintegrate people)
Matchmaking is considered canon and we now have a scorpion with a ray-gun turret on it.
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« on: April 07, 2016, 10:51:02 AM »
Does anyone else just not use any of the req stuff in Warzone? In all of the time I played it, I think I've spawned like one sniper rifle and a single vehicle to see what it's like coming out of the garage.
I don't use anything on the principle that I'll spawn with it, spawn in the middle of a crosshair and die with it. There's only two weapons I use, Sporton Laser and any kind of sniper rifles. I use the sportons for killing annoying vehicles and snipers for anti-sniper duty. And I use vehicles since piloting is my favorite thing. I just sell the rest.
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« on: April 07, 2016, 01:08:14 AM »
Won't be long matey. They're driving the technology stick in deep. Give it a few decades and everything in your house will be wirelessly communicating together.
Then you can tell your lights to fuck off and they will.
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