Fuck no. I'd probably get beaten up by myself if I tried.

Elegiac

Na, he's here. Been here for a few days at least.

Usually, I can hit the off switch in a minute at the most. But if I don't on the rare occasion, I just let my head wander.

Usually however, there's some times that I can't sleep at all because there's an idea stuck in my head. So, I often get up and write, and then pull an all nighter. May as well stay up rather than go to sleep in the morning and have to be woken up early.

I stopped by the offsite's tinychat a while back. I'm told I could pull of an impression of the dude from the big lebowski. So, one of these days, I'm going to show up in an old bathrobe and sunglasses. Keep your eyes peeled folks.

This is my personal favorite.

YouTube

My sides. Also that kid who climbed the fence at 2:40 knows his way around cops lol.

Bismark gonna slap you up, son.

Personally, I'm more worried about Cleo's snakes.

Cleopatra, Abraham Lincoln, and Otto Von Bismarck.

You know what, I'm not really sure. Otto seemed like a relatively laid back dude, but Lincoln and Cleo may be some trouble.

You ever have that one friend on your xbox live friend list who was last on 5 years ago? Yeah, well that would probably happen.

Sometimes people just disappear like that. In order to find them, you would need to have, at the very least, a last name, and a first name to go by. And then, you could do some armchair research over the internet as most people nowadays have some form of a digital imprint. And if you pinned things down, then you could go out there and find them.

I used to have a friend, a long time ago, back in my home province before I moved to where I am now. I was never one to have many friends, and therefore the ones I do have are often very close to me, which means that when I lose them, I'm not a happy camper. My departure from this particular friend has never sat right with me. And in the years that followed, there was always something there, in the back of my mind, nagging me. And I've tried to find them over the years. Hell, I even retraced my steps back through the province when I visited it a few years ago, asked for records and such. But without a last name that I remember or recall, finding that friend has proven impossible.

I don't know what purpose I would see them again for or why I would bother after so long, but something has always told me that I needed to. But I can't find them. And it will always bug me for the rest of my life.

Your one and only goal when playing Reach should be to make people as fucking miserable as possible playing that dusty old abomination. If that includes abusing the fat tube of shit with duct tape wings, and nobody can put two and two together and fire a DMR at you, then go right ahead.

Spam grenades, spam your weapon regardless of bloom, abuse armour lock, and do whatever you can to make the folks who play that trash have a shit time. A crap game is only as good as it's community. So live up to the title of it being a shit tier Halo, and bring out the utter worst you can throw at people.

What sort of game-plan would see you realistically landed in prison in the first place?

Who knows. But, it always pays to think about what you'd do even in a situation you likely won't find yourself in. Life has a way of being unpredictable.

There's a compulsion in me to remain as solitary as possible. To be honest, I have a feeling that I won't ever have anybody special. I've had offers before from some folks, advances from others, and I've shot them all down. Guess I'm just not a people person.

Already, the longest amount of time I've spent in total, complete isolation by myself with no human contact whatsoever is around three months, and I was happy as a clam.

your avatar keeps super-cute-ing my eyes

I rate you Sniper/10.

This is for you.

I don't know anything about you. So here's my opinion of you. Super biased by the way. I'm basing this off of the way people respond to you, aka, the rumors I hear on the grapevine.

You will be forever known to me as Kinder Surprise. From the bits and pieces that I've seen you can be stubborn to the point of opposing stupidity rivaling the person you're having a slap fight with.

But, at the very least, you don't go out of your way to antagonize folks or start something. You just don't drop the ball when something is started is all. Everybody's got one thing they're always hung up on, so I don't worry about it.