Jesus FTW.

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The atheism and butthurt is strong in this thread.

Call me blind but I'm not seeing a lot of atheism around. In fact, immobile wine producing jesus is winning.

You have officially taken all the fun out of this for me, with your... analysing.

Shoulda loosened your rules sport.

I just wanted jesus to summon a T-Rex from a shotgun.

You brought this on yourself!

Turning the leader into wine seems a bit violent.

Not really. It's like *pop* no more leader. There's no pain or suffering involved, no torture or anything.

Anything but Old Russia, I hate that place.

I guess you're shit out of luck since it's the only location on Earth lol.

You don't win this thread.

Actually, turning all of North America into wine is the lazy move on his part. All he has to do is reach out to their leader and turn him into wine, but as you stated, if he won't even turn an object into something at a distance without moving in the first place, then that's lazy as shit.

Fine... but will he ramp up to that level over chimps?

They have guns, and they're going to kill him or beat his ass. Jesus is so lazy that he's immobile, as we talked about a few minutes ago. He is also so lazy that his only effective power is turning things into wine on contact, but he's so lazy that he won't move.

So, yes, he would, because that's the only move jesus can make.

I'm just saying he's more likely to do something lazy and non-lethal.

Turning the continent into wine is non-lethal.

I most certainly have!

5 minutes ago I just got back from picking raspberries.

This was me when I realised the temperature outside had not receded below 40 degrees and it was still damp.



Then I rustled a bush and mosquitoes came out.

I'm just leaving this here. Since the OP wants blood, I give you a demented hotel with lots of it.

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I remember I was just standing there thinking what the fuck all these people were doing holed up with so many weapons, why the fuck was I here, and the knock on that big steel plated door made everybody shut their traps up right quick. In fact everybody started trying to minimize their sound after that.

Too bad I woke up not long after.

Who knew this thread would turn into a raping Kiyo discussion?

I'm vaguely reminded of "rapacious cavalrymen" in this thread.

Well, I've got some nicknames. We often see a lot of traffic with people through my place, and I often come up with various names for certain people who's actual names I have trouble remembering. So let's see if I can remember all the miscellaneous folks that pass on through.

The Durs- A rather large family of hilbilies.

Black Hat Walter- If we were in the 1800s, this guy would be a cowboy. Never goes anywhere without his signature hat.

Tall Swedish Anna- A BIG fucking woman built like a mountain. I'm not talking fat, I'm talking bench pressing cars for fun.

Smoker Vince- A normal guy, except that it sounds like he's been smoking for 80+ years and slid sandpaper down his throat.

Jabba the Hut- A really, really big fucking dude. If you painted him green he'd easily pass for Jabba. He's even got the chins.

Mr. and Mrs. Phlem- Only one of these people sounds bad, and that would be Mr Phlem. Sounds like his throats eternally clogged in mucas and he makes some damn awful sounds with it most of the time.

The Keystoners- A group of kids, early to mid teens, that only ever show up when they're stoned as shit. They always buy out our goodies and ask for a lot of fucking ice cream.

Slow Walter- A dude who's gotten incredibly slow with age. Can't travel very far very fast without his mobility scooter.

The Bible Thumpers- Every so often, a van packed with these folks rolls into town.

Demon Kids- Every so often, three of these little bastards show up, make a mess, make lots of noise, and generally be annoying little bastards. These are the kind of people who will get their shit smacked up when they're older.

Dur Nephew- A distant relative to the Durs.

Retarded Nephew- Another distant relative to the Durs, but manages to go even farther below the line of intelligence then the main family.

Construction dude- Some old guy who comes in at noon like clockwork to order something from us, always wears an orange vest and other construction site gear.

Carrot Cake guy- This is the only thing I've ever seen him eat.

The Northwest  Territories people- People that only show up once or twice in the year that come down from the NWT and proceed to order fucktons of our pies.

Harper Don- A dude who does a lot of paperwork for our current prime minister. I don't know how high up he is on the chain of things, but he does do a lot of government business.



And, for the time being, those are all the folks I can remember. But there's more out there.

Of course people at the top are pulling the strings. And they're at the top for a reason. Because they worked within the confines of the system. They provided society with what it needed, each in their own way. And contrary to your contention, society did give back. That's the whole purpose of currency, of promotions. You may say that titles and money are worthless, and I would be inclined to agree, if not for the one thing they both garner: power. I've already said that human nature is greed and ambition, and there's a reason for that: no matter how much people love denying it, power is every human's greatest desire. And power is exactly what playing the system, bringing something to society's table, earns you.

I agree that it's often the outcasts of society who make the biggest philosophical or technological breakthrough, but like you said, "long after they were gone, suddenly, they were right." If they weren't right until they were dead, that means that their life was a failure. Legacy means nothing. When you're dead, you won't know you're being honored. All that matters is power and respect while you're alive. In business, in life, and even in love, all that's important is what you're bringing. People only care who you are in relation to how it affects them. And that's how it should be.

Then in that case, we're still primitive as fucking rocks. Call me after around 10,000 years of evolution or so.