Are you as tired as I am right now?
About to doze off, it's 2 a.m and I have work at 11 a.m

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......here's something better

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what's a good excuse for missing work?

Yeah. Long day. But at the very least, it's a holiday and we're closed tomorrow. So I can sleep in, wake up late, and then feel like shit because I did nothing productive with my day.

Good excuse for missing work eh? Take a sick day. Can't really help you there though, because if I ever got fed up with my job, generally, I just leave.

Kal Reeger. He was the first dude Quarian we ever met, he was cool, seemed like a good dude, and he got killed offscreen via text message. You save him from charging out and getting mulched by Geth, and in return, Bioware gives you him dying offscreen, via text.

FUCK

YouTube

I almost want to set up something like /a/ sings and have the entirety of the offsite sing Space Jam or Dou Kangaete mo Watashi wa Warukunai.

I'd totally go for it.

I am dissapointed with the lack of slams and jams in my passing.

I hear all the social justice folks rustling the bushes, making lots of noise. But I don't pay attention to that stupid shit, just like I either ignore or politely tell people I don't enjoy to fuck off.

The key to the whole thing is doing what you like, and continue to do, without acknowledging all the stupid asshats on the side. All this media garbage that's clung to the gaming community's underside over the last few years has been fucking stupid.

In a way, it's just like movie reviews. Other people's opinions are fine and all, and sometimes they may even help you along, but in the end, the only important and true opinion is your own. The internet is, and can be a useful place, both interesting and full of knowledge, but over the years, it's been heavily bogged down by all this social media garbage that clouds around it.

Basically, let the ramblers ramble. But pay them no mind or attention. That's always been the key thing many great leaders, both reviled and praised have had on their side. A voice that people would listen, and pay attention to. I'd bet you money if people had listened to what Hitler had to say, but chose to do nothing and let him ramble on instead, he'd have no power.

The very same rule applies to all the stupid asshats going around and doing this shit.

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I didn't realize this was a thing.

It damn well is.

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Lets get down to the Court, To defeat the Hans
Did they sent me Shooter when i asked Point Guard?
You're the sadest bunch i've ever met,
But you can Jam before we're through
Mister I'll make a slam out of you.

Dribble like a Jordan, But on Fire Within
Once you passed the Centre, you are sure to win!
You're the spineless pale, pathetic lot
and you havn't got a score,
Somehow I'll make a slam out of you.

I am never gonna catch my breathe
Saying frome those who blocked me,
I still don't get the triple threat!
Their attack just went right through me!
I really wish that i know how to Dunk!

SLAM A JAM!

You must be swift as the Kobe Bryant,
With all the forces of the Magic Johnson,
With all the strength of the Michael Jordan!
Mysterious as the Jab Step of the moon!!!

Time is racing toward us, till the Hans arrive
Hear my every advice, and you might survive!
You're not suited for the rage of Court,
so pack up! go home you noob.
How could I make a Slam out of you!!??

Haha! Oh lordy it works.

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I'm afraid...the court will be QUITE OPERATIONAL...when your team, arrives.

(looks at the basketball)

You want...this..........don't you?

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