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11071
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 02:08:42 PM »
Do the mooses fuck you?

The expression hotdog down a mineshaft doesn't even cover it.

11072
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 02:04:35 PM »
I hear they fuck mooses up in those parts

You got it backwards son. Nobody fucks the mooses.


11073
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:38:20 PM »


Also, obligatory "My dog ran away three days ago and you can still see him."

I've done my part for my province, now come fellow canadians, you do yours!

11074
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:33:12 PM »


And one more for the road.

11075
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:30:51 PM »


And if you go up into the extreme north, this is all there is.

11076
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:30:09 PM »
And down south we actually have hills.


11077
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:28:01 PM »
And, funny enough, for all the snow we get, you folks know that the land is almost completely different in the south? Like, we're talking worlds apart. We've actually got sand dunes.








11078
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:24:21 PM »
Our summers occasionally look like this.


Our late spring/ early summers look like this.


And the rest of the time it looks like this.

11079
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:21:15 PM »


Average weather reports for 8 months.

11080
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:19:23 PM »


BBQ weather in Saskatchewan.

11081
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:12:43 PM »






Land of the living skies folks.

11082
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:09:35 PM »


Wow holy shit this is actually a picture of my town. My resturant is even in the picture. And I know when it was taken because of the truck reflection in the window.

11083
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:08:27 PM »


I want you folks to imagine driving through this. For 8 months, for every snowfall, the roads act like this.

11084
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:07:03 PM »


...

11085
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:06:28 PM »


You know the motto on all Saskatchewan liscence plates is "Land of the living skies?"

11086
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:05:14 PM »


It's not all terrible though. The skies can make up for it on some nights.

11087
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:03:45 PM »


I can vouch for driving in this too.

11088
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:02:36 PM »


I can vouch for this.

11089
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:00:34 PM »


This is the shit I have to deal with for 8 months of the year.

11090
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:54:44 PM »
Have some more Saskatchewan spring time weather.








11091
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:52:23 PM »


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11092
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:51:13 PM »
Roads in Newfoundland.


Normally a four lane road this one.


GMC for scale.

11093
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:49:47 PM »


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11094
The Flood / Re: The Canadian Thread
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:46:01 PM »
I'm turning this into Saskatchewan winters thread.


11095
The Flood / Re: I am sick AMA :(
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:48:44 AM »
On a scale of mayonnaise to instrument, what do you play?

11096
The Flood / Re: Just made iced coffee AMA
« on: September 03, 2014, 10:45:35 AM »
TFW I can make cappucinos, mochas, iced coffees, iced mochas, lattes, iced lattes, steamers, italian sodas, and plenty of others.

Caramel Iced Coffee is the shit.

You Jellatenous?

11097
The Flood / Re: People who write checks at checkouts...
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:08:49 AM »
Our debit machine's been ded surprise big not for two weeks now. So all we get is either cash or cheques.

11098
The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:04:11 AM »
This is unheard of! I've been a kid and fucked with big ants nests and I never caught a waft of anything like this.

I guess you didn't piss them off enough.

11099
The Flood / Re: How Many Of You Can Whistle?
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:03:17 AM »
I've got a half assed way to whistle I think.

11100
The Flood / Re: You know the smell of a crushed ant?
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:00:46 AM »
But as I said, this was a section of street painted with the smell.

More then one sent out the warning then. An entire nest did. Stepping on their nest or doing anything related to harming it would piss all of them off.

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