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The Flood / Re: I am Shitlord
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:50:50 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Time fa da bus rider
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:45:13 AM »
Hello old GI Joe awesomly redubbed PSAs.

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Gaming / Re: No
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:36:31 AM »
You know, it's a solid game, but it's not the second coming of jesus. And I figured it would be a waste of money for me since for one thing, I've got no fucking friends on at this point that I regularily hang around with. Second, I don't have much time to put into stuff so I'd always be behind them if I did play with them. And third, why would I buy Density for the 360 if I'm going to try and go for the Juan later on?

Overall, I think this is a game that I'm going to miss out on until long after whatever fun to be had dries up.

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The Flood / Re: Let's set up a hypothetical here
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:29:28 AM »
So let's say for a second that the shit totally hits the fan back on b.net here in a few days and the Flood gets "nuked." And let's say this site got hit with like a few hundred members in a short period of time. How fucked would our servers be?


Oh yeah, how would you guys feel about it?



I never asked for this.

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:25:28 AM »
Well, off I go. Here's hoping the wee bugger makes it.

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen
« on: September 08, 2014, 11:18:51 AM »
That guy sounds like a douchebag.

Sadly that's how most are around here with cats and the like. As far as people go, he's not terrible, ecspecially compared to others around here. But he's a stingy old fuck when it comes to money.

I mean fuck, if I'm sacrificing around 5 weeks of pay on money for the wee little bugger, then this fellow who leases his land and has a good pention could pay for it. As ever, money blinds.

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The Flood / Re: I want to be friends with all of you
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:56:03 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What happened to Anarchy?
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:54:36 AM »
Eh... already posted porn in public. It's hard to believe that you all think nudes cause disorder. Next time, post something that will actually fuck up my mind.

Imma start digging through the maze of stuff I keep in my museum of strange. When the next anarchy opens up Imma drop something. I doubt even you've come across it before. Well, maybe not. But it's pretty damn rare.

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The Flood / Re: I want to be friends with all of you
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:50:15 AM »



Elite elite elite elite elite

I'm not offended.



Can't spaghetti the sangheili.

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The Flood / Re: I want to be friends with all of you
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:38:38 AM »
You'll have to kiss me before we mate.


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The Flood / Re: YEAH, BITCH!
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:28:26 AM »
I'm about to go to class, and how in the hell do classes get canceled for rain?



Hmmm. I'm not sure.


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The Flood / Re: Have you ever?
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:20:15 AM »
Wait, so you meant the room saw a huge ass coming at it from a mile off, and when said landwhale approached the terminal breaking point, the room shifted itself to avoid collateral damage?

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The Flood / Re: Coffee.
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:11:21 AM »
Hut chikity chuklate > cuffe

I can make both. Make coffee. Put chocolate in it.



You aren't allowed to do that

My restaurant my rules. I can have chocolate coffee whenever I please. Caramel too.

10994
The Flood / Re: Look at the object to your left.
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:53:06 AM »
Caclulator.

The one upside is, I was always shitty at math. Guess now I'm not.

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The Flood / Re: Coffee.
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:50:45 AM »
Hut chikity chuklate > cuffe

I can make both. Make coffee. Put chocolate in it.

10996
The Flood / Re: Coffee.
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:48:24 AM »
Today I will be using coffee to extend my awake cycle as I have been up all night. It's a good thing my resaurant makes good coffee.

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:45:14 AM »
Name it Snigglefritz. My cousin gave his first cat that name.

Can't consider naming him unil I know he'll be fine and dandy. Might call him boogy considering all the damn boogers and other stuff he's got coming out of his nose at the moment.
I found a cat with a similar condition, when I was about 6 or 7. Currently, his name is still Mewtwo. I'm pretty sure you should choose a name that will stick with the kitty.

I'll see how stuff goes. Eventually his name will pop up.

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The Flood / Re: I have a confession to make.
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:44:00 AM »


Paint me like one of your french drones.

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:40:34 AM »
Name it Snigglefritz. My cousin gave his first cat that name.

Can't consider naming him unil I know he'll be fine and dandy. Might call him boogy considering all the damn boogers and other stuff he's got coming out of his nose at the moment.

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The Flood / Re: Peasant
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:35:05 AM »
YouTube


Noblemen swerve.

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen
« on: September 08, 2014, 08:17:35 AM »

Welp, I'm off for the long haul folks. Gonna stay up and keep working on the little bugger and make sure he makes it to the morning. Wish me luck.
You can do it Sandtrap! Save him with your Canadian care! :D

But srs talk: Take good care of him :)

It's going to be a long god damn day. But he's still kickin' Hasn't so much as touched anything I've given him though. Stayed up all night with the bugger.

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:02:30 AM »
Welp, I'm off for the long haul folks. Gonna stay up and keep working on the little bugger and make sure he makes it to the morning. Wish me luck.

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The Flood / Re: If you were actually another user's alt....
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:56:36 AM »
I don't even know. Is there even anybody else here even remotely close to me? Cause if there was, I would most enjoy finding them.
Longface is like a fucked up version of you. He's got the writing skills.

But I question, is he as fucked as I am? There is still much I keep in the dark. Not fucked, no. But strange.
Then this theory makes even more sense. You use your Longface account to release all your fucked up dark thoughts.

My dark thoughts stay where they are. In my head. But I do indeed release my oddities somewhere else in the form of stories.

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The Flood / Re: If you were actually another user's alt....
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:47:16 AM »
I don't even know. Is there even anybody else here even remotely close to me? Cause if there was, I would most enjoy finding them.
Longface is like a fucked up version of you. He's got the writing skills.

But I question, is he as fucked as I am? There is still much I keep in the dark. Not fucked, no. But strange.

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The Flood / Re: If you were actually another user's alt....
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:43:34 AM »
I don't even know. Is there even anybody else here even remotely close to me? Cause if there was, I would most enjoy finding them.

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:11:22 AM »
The Cat Society of the World thanks you *salutes*

No bets on his survival. If he dies under my care then there's no thanking me. I'm going to have to stay up tonight and keep a watch over him until I can bring him in to the vets tomorrow. Little bugger isn't doing well. He's damn late in his stage of infection.

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:58:58 PM »
Hmm, I just got down to business here and cleaned out the buggers eyes. What a fucking mess.

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The Flood / Re: Would you cut off a pinky finger to save a life?
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:17:17 PM »
I'd hack off my writing hand with a fucking hacksaw if it would give somebody a hand in their obviously dark hour.
But what if they want to get shot in the head? Let's not jump to conclusions here.

Then they're going through an even worse time.

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The Flood / Re: Would you cut off a pinky finger to save a life?
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:14:58 PM »
I'd hack off my writing hand with a fucking hacksaw if it would give somebody a hand in their obviously dark hour.

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The Flood / Re: I stole a cat today gentlemen
« on: September 07, 2014, 11:02:43 PM »
Sounds like you should probably kick this guy's ass.

I don't cause trouble. We all get what's coming to us eventually. I'll simply do my part in things out of the way. I don't have the right to judge others for who and what they are. I have my own flaws too.

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