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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Halo-Heroes-Crassus-Josh-Henderson-ebook/dp/B00TG01306/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1424093920&sr=8-1&keywords=halo+heroes+of+crassus



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The Great War was a time of heroism. A time of sacrifice. A time of loss. One of it's most important conflicts was resolved on Crassus, a remote colony in the outer reaches of the galaxy.
When the Spartans arrived there, they found nothing but sand. When they left, the sand had turned red.

Oh, it also costs money.

EDIT: Are you guys shitting me? You seriously thought it was a canon book? Shit, I know you guys hate contemporary Halo but at least be smart about it...
Last Edit: February 17, 2015, 11:39:32 PM by Mr. Admirals


 
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The Rage....
Wat


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Can't be worse than Karen Travis' "Halsey is Hitler Trillogy" or anything EtsbotsFollower puts out regularly


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Halo lore died with Reach.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
How has this franchise not died yet?


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How has this franchise not died yet?

It's a terribly written fan fiction.


 
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How has this franchise not died yet?
Halo lore died with Reach.

I swear if we ever have a Halo thread without someone saying "Hallo is kill" or somene talking about reach as if they were Karen Traviss talking about Halsey I will post Marty O Donnell Lolicon


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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So what's the problem?


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How has this franchise not died yet?

It's a terribly written fan fiction.
*cough*50shadesofgrey*cough*


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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code


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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
How has this franchise not died yet?

MS: OK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS AT 343i, WE NEED TO MILK THIS SHIT AND TURN IT INTO MORE SHIT!

343i: but we want to make the lore great and not a cash cow

MS: THEN HIRE PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW THE LORE AND TURN THAT INTO SHIT!

343i: But-

MS: DO IT YOU FAGGOTS, WE NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY AND PUT IT OUT THERE FAST AS A MILK!


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That 1 review praises it, so it must be good.


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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
That 1 review praises it, so it must be good.

One review = payed off

IGN


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That 1 review praises it, so it must be good.

One review = payed off

IGN
But it's "Incredibly written.  Incredibly interesting".


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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
That 1 review praises it, so it must be good.

One review = payed off

IGN
But it's "Incredibly written.  Incredibly interesting".

Sounds something IGN would say.


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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
That's it, if the story of Halo 5 is shit, then i am fucking done, D.O.N.E with 3fail3 indrushits.


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Where does it say this official? You guys are freaking out over nothing, anyone can write a short e-book novel.


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That 1 review praises it, so it must be good.

One review = payed off

IGN
But it's "Incredibly written.  Incredibly interesting".

Sounds something IGN would say.

+ Easy read
+ Action packed
- Plot too complex
- No Dual Wielding
- Too much Water

11/10 Like Skyrim with words
-IGN


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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no fear; there is power.
I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
In balance with chaos and harmony,
Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
That 1 review praises it, so it must be good.

One review = payed off

IGN
But it's "Incredibly written.  Incredibly interesting".

Sounds something IGN would say.

+ Easy read
+ Action packed
- Plot too complex
- No Dual Wielding
- Too much Water

11/10 Like Skyrim with words
-IGN

+Great comment
+Awesome throwback
-No cursing
-Bad insult
-Too much words
-Too much water

20/10, like Skyrim with flood words.
-IGN


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I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere


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Halo lore died with Reach.

You'd be surprised how good Broken Circle was.

Reminded me a little of the old Nylund stories.


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Why is this so black?
Another Halo book I'm never going to read.


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Halo lore died with Reach.

You'd be surprised how good Broken Circle was.

Reminded me a little of the old Nylund stories.
Well that's good to hear I might read it soon then.


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"Incredible book that really helps to appreciate the game more. It's quite long, and sometimes the pace got a little too slow, but overall an amazing action adventure set in a world I love"

That reviewer is high.

Also... What the fuck? That cover looks like it's been done poorly in photoshop.

Yeah take a few copyrighted images from Halo 3 and sell a book.


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Where does it say this official? You guys are freaking out over nothing, anyone can write a short e-book novel.

The point of the OP was how the guy is making money off several other franchises. Mass Effect, Dragon Age, WH40K and TES included.


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Halo lore died with Reach.

Then 343 revived it again. It's kind of sad that 343i has put more care into the story side of the game in their short tenure than Bungie did in theirs.


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Anyone who uses the halo font for anything shouldn't be taken seriously.


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Anyone who uses the halo font for anything shouldn't be taken seriously.

I wanted to say this but I didn't know how.