Spoiler Halo: Combat Evolved Review

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My Reach distaste aside, New Alexandria had a brilliant atmospheric opening.
I remember trying not to get hype when that showed up in the pre-release trailers.

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Reach was a 6/10, would have been a 7/10 if the campaign didn't conflict with pre-existing lore so much.
5 at best
Only because Jorge is my waifu

Everything else...
no

If it didn't contradict TFoR and have shit characters besides Jorge, it'd easily be one of the best Halo games.


 
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Sometimes I feel like I live in a backwards world.

I thought that Reach was pretty fun.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
If you like armour abilities
Retarded ally AI
Bad characters
No plot development
Contradictions galore

Then it's pretty fun


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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
My Reach distaste aside, New Alexandria had a brilliant atmospheric opening.
I remember trying not to get hype when that showed up in the pre-release trailers.

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Reach was a 6/10, would have been a 7/10 if the campaign didn't conflict with pre-existing lore so much.
5 at best
Only because Jorge is my waifu

Everything else...
no

If it didn't contradict TFoR and have shit characters besides Jorge, it'd easily be one of the best Halo games.
It offers the best customization and the definitive version of Firefight. I'd say that at least balances out the shitty characters. And the story that they chose didn't need to be a thematic rollercoaster; its "chronicle the final operations on Reach through the view of a Spartan squad" worked adequately.

You have to give credit though, Emile's character was very consistent. The ending to his story was very nice in that sense.
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It offers the best customization
Not even up for debate
It's only gotten worse
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and the definitive version of Firefight
And a less enjoyable, hand holding experience.
Credit farmers jetpacking across the map spamming fuel rods isn't fun.
ODST's Firefight was an actual survival mode. Only downside was the lack of a matchmaking for it.
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You have to give credit though, Emile's character was very consistent. The ending to his story was very nice in that sense.
Consistently stupid.


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And a less enjoyable, hand holding experience.
Credit farmers jetpacking across the map spamming fuel rods isn't fun.
ODST's Firefight was an actual survival mode. Only downside was the lack of a matchmaking for it.
>Not playing hardcore firefight

Playing with shields and jetpacks was fun for taking on waves of Covenant and feeling at least evenly matched. Shieldless/sprint only was best for survival.

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Consistently stupid.
He lived as a hardass and died as a hardass. I would have been mad if they gave him a heel-face-turn "muh justice" ending or some shit. If they had to make a mediocre story, they made it solidly mediocre.


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Playing with shields and jetpacks was fun for taking on waves of Covenant and feeling at least evenly matched. Shieldless/sprint only was best for survival.
At that point I might as well be playing ODST.

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He lived as a hardass and died as a hardass. I would have been mad if they gave him a heel-face-turn "muh justice" ending or some shit. If they had to make a mediocre story, they made it solidly mediocre.
He was a complete edgelord, and died stupidly.
Stop being a cocky twat and look at your radar like any competent soldier would you skull faced bellend


 
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ODST firefight was better.

Emile is a shitty character.

If you disagree you like fat balding men in a sexual manner.


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Reach would have been so much better if Skull Face replaced Emile on Noble Team.


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Reach would have been so much better if Skull Face replaced Emile on Noble Team.
or everyone, except jorge-san


 
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i wish my half-life 2 review blew up like this one did


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The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
i wish my half-life 2 review blew up like this one did
Well its Halo


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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
If you disagree you like fat balding men in a sexual manner.
1. Reach's Firefight offered both superpowered Spartan mode and sniveling human-tier mode; ODST only offered the latter. Reach's is better for its more diverse options and having matchmaking.

2. Never contended that Emile is a shitty character, just saying that they still could have managed much worse than they did with his character. If they had to make him a tryhard, at least he stayed a tryhard instead of a "last minute change of heart" bullshit.


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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
i wish my half-life 2 review blew up like this one did
But half of your thread has absolutely nothing to do with Halo CE, or this review.


 
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i wish my half-life 2 review blew up like this one did
But half of your thread has absolutely nothing to do with Halo CE, or this review.
that's fine--it's all healthy discussion that came about as a result of the review, no?

it's just entertaining to watch it unfold from a more neutral standpoint i guess


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and sniveling human-tier mode

Even Legendary isn't that difficult since most maps have good starting cover and an infinite ammo cabinet.


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and sniveling human-tier mode

Even Legendary isn't that difficult since most maps have good starting cover and an infinite ammo cabinet.
Was mainly talking about no shields, low jumping, and weaker melee. The things that primarily distinguished ODST's gameplay from Reach.


 
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I don't into, LC

I don't


 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

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The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I don't into, LC

I don't

Yes you do

If you knew how that turned out, then you know that I don't into.

Also Das isn't bald last I heard, just crew-cut.


 
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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
I think that if he didn't hop in after the last few pings, he won't now.


 
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I can always count on two things in mega threads now

1. People somehow always shift it to Metal Gear, which gets annoying

2. People bitch over the most asinine thing and the argument goes on for mulitple pages

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edit: Oh wait, he's not even on.
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good going fuckazoid
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