Spoiler Halo: Combat Evolved Review

 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
What even is this thread anymore


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uhhh...

- korrie
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MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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All three of you are filthy degenerates.


 
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fuck you
This was about Halo once


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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The warthog is the biggest piece of shit in the entire game, for its piss-poor control and handling, and the fact that I need someone else to operate its machine gun.

Incorrect. The Warthog handles beautifully. Best iteration of the Warthog in the whole Halo series.


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Incorrect. The Warthog handles beautifully. Best iteration of the Warthog in the whole Halo series.

But it sucks doe. You can't go off a mild bump without being some relative of the Stig, or you'll flip and be ejected immediately. The Hog from the 1999 build looked like it would have been fun as hell to drive if they'd kept that engine.


 
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Incorrect. The Warthog handles beautifully. Best iteration of the Warthog in the whole Halo series.

But it sucks doe. You can't go off a mild bump without being some relative of the Stig, or you'll flip and be ejected immediately. The Hog from the 1999 build looked like it would have been fun as hell to drive if they'd kept that engine.
Once you learn how to handle it... it's SO easy. A real joy.


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Incorrect. The Warthog handles beautifully. Best iteration of the Warthog in the whole Halo series.

But it sucks doe. You can't go off a mild bump without being some relative of the Stig, or you'll flip and be ejected immediately. The Hog from the 1999 build looked like it would have been fun as hell to drive if they'd kept that engine.
Once you learn how to handle it... it's SO easy. A real joy.
yeah, but it's stil a piece of shit and the worst in the series.

just because you can use something shit doesn't make it good


 
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The warthog is the biggest piece of shit in the entire game, for its piss-poor control and handling, and the fact that I need someone else to operate its machine gun.

Incorrect. The Warthog handles beautifully. Best iteration of the Warthog in the whole Halo series.

Stop

The CE warthog is the worst handling one. The only thing that makes it better than the Reach hog is the fact that it isn't a 4 wheeled paper mache death trap.


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does this stuff even work?
I agree with most of this, besides the level design and soundtrack.


I thought those two were pretty good.