Halo 5 is fucking garbage

 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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The Xbone was a  mistake,  its nothing but trash.


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Splitscreen is more important than 60 fps prove me wrong

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Splitscreen is more important than 60 fps prove me wrong

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Playing at 20fps but at least i can jerk my best friend off at the same time, amirite?


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Playing at 20fps but at least i can jerk my best friend off at the same time, amirite?

We'd be playing action sack in game and in the pants


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Splitscreen is more important than 60 fps prove me wrong

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Playing at 20fps but at least i can jerk my best friend off at the same time, amirite?

We'd be playing action sack in game and in the pants

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Why did they ever do away with firefight
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics


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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.


 
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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.


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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
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I love you, son.
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.


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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.

About 47, assuming she was six in 2517.


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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
Isn't there just no split-screen co-op?
no splitscreen. period.

makes sense really. the xbone is weak as fuck, they want 60fps with big open areas (which would put a lot of strain on the console if it was splitscreen)and lots of things happening. there's no way that was gonna happen with splitscreen.
So the franchise that made splitscreen popular isn't going to have splitscreen at all? Are you supposed to buy two Xbox Ones to play co op?

That's one way to sell consoles, remove splitscreen from all games.
Now every household needs multiple consoles
No, now most households still have one console but much less of them will be purchasing Halo 5.


 
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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.

Oho shit that means Jim can get on it too.

He's a fan of cougars after all.


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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.

Oho shit that means Jim can get on it too.

He's a fan of cougars after all.
It's a ghost.


 
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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.

Oho shit that means Jim can get on it too.

He's a fan of cougars after all.
It's a ghost.

Boo.


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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically


 
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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

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You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.


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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

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You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.
why do you tell people things they already know?


 
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Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

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You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.
why do you tell people things they already know?

To the gentlemen who stated "ew 50."

I was reinforcing your point. Obviously said gentlemen up above in the conversation is not as versed as you or I in the respective bits and pieces of the lore.

I wasn't specifically talking to you in mind. But I don't consider making a seperate post to the gentlemen in the conversation. I consider it like a train of thought. He's going to read your post. And, maybe he's not going to get all the answers.

Then he's going to roll down, and see mine, which is merely an extension of what you said, just with more added to it.

Consider me telling people stuff they already know, as filling in the gaps for those who don't know. I know that you know, but I wasn't specifically addressing you is all.


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well actually I knew all the shit about cryo anyway i just posted the 50 year old woman thing for shits


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
Im sure we'd have splitscreen but they are too busy pushing the 'importance' of graphics
They're pushing 60fps though.
The graphics have already taken a hit to get it how it is.



Everybody going to play Halo 5 is obviously going to play it for the plot and the 60fps.
Ew isn't Linda like nearly 50 at this point.
Not physically

Old johnson was in his sixties near seventies I think but all that cryo during travel had him in his late 40's I believe. But let's be honest here.

Spartans are the example of peak human condition health and body wise. Like olympic athletes. 50 or no, 50 physically or no, they'd probably age very well.

They aren't exposed to sunlight or winds due to their suits, which would help preserve their appearance, and which is why most of them are all pale.

Anyway, the whole point here being that, 50 or no,

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You all know you wouldn't pass on superhuman booty.
why do you tell people things they already know?

To the gentlemen who stated "ew 50."

I was reinforcing your point. Obviously said gentlemen up above in the conversation is not as versed as you or I in the respective bits and pieces of the lore.

I wasn't specifically talking to you in mind. But I don't consider making a seperate post to the gentlemen in the conversation. I consider it like a train of thought. He's going to read your post. And, maybe he's not going to get all the answers.

Then he's going to roll down, and see mine, which is merely an extension of what you said, just with more added to it.

Consider me telling people stuff they already know, as filling in the gaps for those who don't know. I know that you know, but I wasn't specifically addressing you is all.
Fedorekd is a Halo nerd


 
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well actually I knew all the shit about cryo anyway i just posted the 50 year old woman thing for shits

Well there we go then. Guess I learn something new every day. Now I know that you know shit too.


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man im the guy who nearly brought down halo archive using memes you gotta know your lore to get around there


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man im the guy who nearly brought down halo archive using memes you gotta know your lore to get around there
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man im the guy who nearly brought down halo archive using memes you gotta know your lore to get around there
i'm proud of you son
thanks uncle