Dark Souls Review (haha April Fools xD)

More Than Mortal · April 05, 2016, 10:16:21 AM

When you said it went back to the 1960s, I was like What?

Then I just assumed that there was some super old, retro version of the game that everybody had forgotten about since they reworked and re-released the game as something totally different.

Then I started reading about tiles and mines and punched my laptop.

True Turquoise · April 05, 2016, 10:40:09 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 05, 2016, 09:22:39 AM

Quote from: challengerX on April 05, 2016, 09:19:38 AM
This is either high quality bait or extreme retardation, but I can't quite tell yet.
It's copypasta.

FUCK

ban me · April 05, 2016, 04:39:16 PM

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Verbatim · April 05, 2016, 07:13:04 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on April 05, 2016, 04:39:16 PM

So are we ever going to get a real review?

Yeah, of course. Not too soon, though. I wanna do it right, but I'm also coming towards the end of my school semester, which unfortunately takes priority. I'd also like to devote a little bit more time to some other projects I've been neglecting.

so much shit to do, so little time, etc. etc.

Flee · April 06, 2016, 11:41:27 AM

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Dietrich Six · April 06, 2016, 12:37:52 PM

I believe your thinking of the game minecraft. A common misconception to be sure.

Dark souls is the one with that annoying Italian plumber.

Verbatim · April 06, 2016, 09:37:01 PM

Quote from: Flee on April 06, 2016, 11:41:27 AM

So you did actually beat it? I was kind of expecting this to turn into a prank. Even more so, I was hoping that it would then turn into "I just haven't gotten around playing it but I'll start the updates again next week" sorta deal. So many fun parts of the game I'd like to hear your tales of.

I was actually waiting for the right moment to ask, but I guess now would be that time.

Could you unlock the impressions thread for me? Thanks. (I suppose any mod could do that.)