Dark Souls Remastered

Verbatim · January 18, 2018, 02:11:41 PM

shit, speaking of artorias

do you guys think the remaster will have the DLC, or has that been confirmed yet?

if so, i'm glad i waited to buy it on ps3

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 02:13:58 PM

Quote from: Snake on January 18, 2018, 01:51:13 PM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 18, 2018, 11:37:16 AM
Quote from: Snake on January 18, 2018, 10:41:02 AM
ive never once been playing dark souls and thought to myself

"man, yknow what i need? i huge lumbering clumsy sword twice my size that takes 10 years to swing. thatll enhance my experience."

I like that feeling of strength and power behind it. Because it swings slower you have to really be careful against bosses and faster enemies that can stunlock you or kill you before you get your hit in.

Either that or they just furiously masturbate over this every night:

its different with artorias because he actually has dexterity with the weapon. its like zabuza in naruto.

when your cac does it it just looks like a little kid wearing his dads work boots

How awful.

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 02:15:59 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 18, 2018, 02:11:41 PM

shit, speaking of artorias

do you guys think the remaster will have the DLC, or has that been confirmed yet?

if so, i'm glad i waited to buy it on ps3

It's confirmed to be included.

I think there would have been a massive shitstorm if it wasn't included

Verbatim · January 18, 2018, 02:18:38 PM

i'm the smartest consumer alive

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 02:18:57 PM

Speaking of Artorias

Verbatim · January 18, 2018, 02:20:08 PM

you should make one for my favorite boss (capra demon)

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 02:20:38 PM

Quote from: Batch on January 17, 2018, 11:23:13 PM

This fucking monster

Make sure you use it two handed though because of the overhead chop. That shit is beastly at closing distance.

It's pretty useless 1-handing it unless there's multiple dudes in front of you that you can clear in one sweep.

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 02:30:01 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 18, 2018, 02:20:08 PM

you should make one for my favorite boss (capra demon)

When I can think of a good thing for its name

So far I've done:

Nito, First of the Bread (Crumb)
The Nameless Burger King
The Soul of Sander
Artorias of the Arbys
Havel the Box

Deleted · January 18, 2018, 03:26:16 PM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 18, 2018, 02:30:01 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 18, 2018, 02:20:08 PM
you should make one for my favorite boss (capra demon)

When I can think of a good thing for its name

So far I've done:

Nito, First of the Bread (Crumb)
The Nameless Burger King
The Soul of Sander
Artorias of the Arbys
Havel the Box

Taco Bell Gargoyles when?

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 04:20:10 PM

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on January 18, 2018, 03:26:16 PM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 18, 2018, 02:30:01 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on January 18, 2018, 02:20:08 PM
you should make one for my favorite boss (capra demon)

When I can think of a good thing for its name

So far I've done:

Nito, First of the Bread (Crumb)
The Nameless Burger King
The Soul of Sander
Artorias of the Arbys
Havel the Box

Taco Bell Gargoyles when?

Goddamnit thank you. I never would have thought of that haha

Batch · January 18, 2018, 06:04:31 PM

Quote from: Snake on January 18, 2018, 10:41:02 AM

ive never once been playing dark souls and thought to myself

"man, yknow what i need? i huge lumbering clumsy sword twice my size that takes 10 years to swing. thatll enhance my experience."

Its surprisingly quick. Does a fuck tonne of damage to boot

Batch · January 18, 2018, 06:07:28 PM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 18, 2018, 02:20:38 PM

Quote from: Batch on January 17, 2018, 11:23:13 PM

This fucking monster

Make sure you use it two handed though because of the overhead chop. That shit is beastly at closing distance.

It's pretty useless 1-handing it unless there's multiple dudes in front of you that you can clear in one sweep.

Never intend to one hand. Only will ever be for shields and parry shenanigans then back to 2H

Big Boss · January 18, 2018, 07:40:54 PM

Quote from: Batch on January 18, 2018, 06:07:28 PM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 18, 2018, 02:20:38 PM
Quote from: Batch on January 17, 2018, 11:23:13 PM

This fucking monster

Make sure you use it two handed though because of the overhead chop. That shit is beastly at closing distance.

It's pretty useless 1-handing it unless there's multiple dudes in front of you that you can clear in one sweep.
Never intend to one hand. Only will ever be for shields and parry shenanigans then back to 2H

Grass Crest all day baby

Batch · January 18, 2018, 07:52:24 PM

Say can we make a Giant Dad Squad on DS1 Switch?

Big Boss · January 19, 2018, 07:26:14 PM

'He had to summon for the butterfly'

Big Boss · January 20, 2018, 06:04:51 AM

Really though, the Dark Souls community can be kinda toxic sometimes.

>Shields are nooby, you gotta use them for parrying and nothing else
>Magic noob
>Stop playing with friends
>Stop playing the game a different way than I do REEEEE

Thrasher · January 21, 2018, 02:37:41 AM

Can we all agree that weaboo castle, iron passage, and frigid outskirts are the worst levels in the Dark Souls franchise?

A Cheese Potato · January 21, 2018, 03:02:17 AM

Quote from: Thrasher on January 21, 2018, 02:37:41 AM

Can we all agree that weaboo castle, iron passage, and frigid outskirts are the worst levels in the Dark Souls franchise?

frigid outskirts is the one area I've never bothered to finish in a dark souls game

Big Boss · January 21, 2018, 04:32:56 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on January 21, 2018, 03:02:17 AM

Quote from: Thrasher on January 21, 2018, 02:37:41 AM
Can we all agree that weaboo castle, iron passage, and frigid outskirts are the worst levels in the Dark Souls franchise?
frigid outskirts is the one area I've never bothered to finish in a dark souls game

Frigid Outskirts and Iron Passage, never ever felt like doing it.

Dietrich Six · January 21, 2018, 05:58:19 AM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 21, 2018, 04:32:56 AM

Quote from: A Cheese Potato on January 21, 2018, 03:02:17 AM
Quote from: Thrasher on January 21, 2018, 02:37:41 AM
Can we all agree that weaboo castle, iron passage, and frigid outskirts are the worst levels in the Dark Souls franchise?
frigid outskirts is the one area I've never bothered to finish in a dark souls game

Frigid Outskirts and Iron Passage, never ever felt like doing it.

Pretty sure that's the only bit of the souls series I haven't played

Big Boss · January 21, 2018, 08:49:32 AM

That feeling when the boss is one hit away from death so you start playing cautiously as FUCK, yet all of your swings seem to miss and your heart is beating furiously. Your heart's beating, gripping the controller tightly as it starts to slip from your sweaty hands. Then you finally beat the boss and you can breathe a giant sigh of relief. You did it. Good stuff.

Deleted · January 21, 2018, 10:34:02 AM

Quote from: Thrasher on January 21, 2018, 02:37:41 AM

Can we all agree that weaboo castle, iron passage, and frigid outskirts are the worst levels in the Dark Souls franchise?

But Shrine of Amana and Irythyl exist

Big Boss · January 22, 2018, 05:01:13 PM

Time to fight this asshole

Big Boss · January 23, 2018, 10:26:26 AM

Making ugly characters is an art form

Big Boss · January 23, 2018, 01:50:21 PM

I picked up this big boi today, couldn't be happier!

Big Boss · January 23, 2018, 06:19:36 PM

Somehow managed to beat Kalameet on my third attempt, without blocking. Feelsgoodman.

Verbatim · January 23, 2018, 06:23:01 PM

gonna start playing again tonight, i think

finally

Big Boss · January 23, 2018, 07:58:55 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 23, 2018, 06:23:01 PM

gonna start playing again tonight, i think

finally

Where you at

Verbatim · January 23, 2018, 08:06:00 PM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 23, 2018, 07:58:55 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 23, 2018, 06:23:01 PM
gonna start playing again tonight, i think

finally
Where you at

just before gravelord nito, who i only have one attempt on

seems pretty tough, but the long trek over to the fight is what sucks the most

Big Boss · January 23, 2018, 08:12:19 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 23, 2018, 08:06:00 PM

Quote from: Big Boss™ Remastered on January 23, 2018, 07:58:55 PM
Quote from: Verbatim on January 23, 2018, 06:23:01 PM
gonna start playing again tonight, i think

finally
Where you at
just before gravelord nito, who i only have one attempt on

seems pretty tough, but the long trek over to the fight is what sucks the most

It's been so long that I can't remember what you have or haven't discovered yourself. Which bonfire are you going from?