Dark Souls Impressions - The FINAL Update

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gotta say verb we're having very different blind play throughs of this game. get some spell slots and pyromancy/heal ur shit up fam.


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Blue Sentinels and Dragons are the only respectable PvP covenants. Everyone else deserves to be rounded up, stripped naked and blasted repeatedly with Dark Beads


 
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Blue Sentinels and Dragons are the only respectable PvP covenants. Everyone else deserves to be rounded up, stripped naked and blasted repeatedly with Dark Beads
Blades of the Darkmoon, though.


 
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Mostly because there's no joy in that.
I will make you see


 
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fuck you
Blue Sentinels and Dragons are the only respectable PvP covenants. Everyone else deserves to be rounded up, stripped naked and blasted repeatedly with Dark Beads
Blades of the Darkmoon, though.
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I finished Dark Souls 100% last week Verb pick up the pace bud Im already on DS2

(Oh and I gave up recording because no one was watching and I just wanted to play, once I did that I was actually having a lot of fun with the game tbh)


 
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the pace i'm moving is optimal for me

if it's too slow for you, uh, sorry

however, please note that there's a 2-3 day gap between my actual play sessions and me typing up & posting each update
Last Edit: May 17, 2016, 10:01:58 AM by Verbatim


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
I finished Dark Souls 100% last week Verb pick up the pace bud Im already on DS2

(Oh and I gave up recording because no one was watching and I just wanted to play, once I did that I was actually having a lot of fun with the game tbh)
I was watching ;-;


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the pace i'm moving is optimal for me

if it's too slow for you, uh, sorry

however, please note that there's a 2-3 day gap between my actual play sessions and me typing up & posting each update
Wasnt being serious bruv, its a game, you play it at your pace.



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I finished Dark Souls 100% last week Verb pick up the pace bud Im already on DS2

(Oh and I gave up recording because no one was watching and I just wanted to play, once I did that I was actually having a lot of fun with the game tbh)
I was watching ;-;
Sorry Pip, guess I felt pressured and just wanted to play at my own pace, and not look like a noob >.>


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
I finished Dark Souls 100% last week Verb pick up the pace bud Im already on DS2

(Oh and I gave up recording because no one was watching and I just wanted to play, once I did that I was actually having a lot of fun with the game tbh)
I was watching ;-;
Sorry Pip, guess I felt pressured and just wanted to play at my own pace, and not look like a noob >.>

I think your best bet is recording a WHOLE playthrough, or large chunks of it, before uploading. That way you can upload 10-15 minute videos and still be able to go at your own pace since you have so much leftover playthrough.


 
 
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Blue Sentinels and Dragons are the only respectable PvP covenants. Everyone else deserves to be rounded up, stripped naked and blasted repeatedly with Dark Beads
Blades of the Darkmoon, though.
Darkwraiths for life.


 
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Blue Sentinels and Dragons are the only respectable PvP covenants. Everyone else deserves to be rounded up, stripped naked and blasted repeatedly with Dark Beads
Blades of the Darkmoon, though.
Darkwraiths for life.
You're an actual cunt, and there's no fixing you.


 
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gravelord servants>everything else


 
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I'm not sure what's cuntier between those two.


 
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I'm not sure what's cuntier between those two.
gravelord use the eye of death in an area to have really strong enemys attack another player in there world, and to make it stop they have to invade you by finding your sign, then they have to kill you.


People get so mad when you do it it's hilarious.


 
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Darkwraiths just invade you and fuck your shit up


 
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I'm not sure what's cuntier between those two.
gravelord use the eye of death in an area to have really strong enemys attack another player in there world, and to make it stop they have to invade you by finding your sign, then they have to kill you.

People get so mad when you do it it's hilarious.
i know what it does

I'm trying to figure out what I consider more cunty.

If it's non-consensual and random like invasions are, then gravelords are definitely bigger cunts.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I've literally never had any contact with grave lords. Makes me kinda sad.


 
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I'm not sure what's cuntier between those two.
gravelord use the eye of death in an area to have really strong enemys attack another player in there world, and to make it stop they have to invade you by finding your sign, then they have to kill you.

People get so mad when you do it it's hilarious.
i know what it does

I'm trying to figure out what I consider more cunty.

If it's non-consensual and random like invasions are, then gravelords are definitely bigger cunts.
Yeah it's completely random fam

The victim could always go offline and it'd stop after a while

They're fun as hell to play as, and you get a lot of cool stuff for leveling in the covenant


 
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The victim could always go offline and it'd stop after a while

They're fun as hell to play as, and you get a lot of cool stuff for leveling in the covenant
After a while?

Holy fuck, that's retarded.

Dark Souls online is genuinely the most cancerous thing I've ever seen. I'm so glad I'm not fucking with it.


 
 
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I've literally never had any contact with grave lords. Makes me kinda sad.
The phantoms only appear in NG+, unfortunately.


 
 
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Blue Sentinels and Dragons are the only respectable PvP covenants. Everyone else deserves to be rounded up, stripped naked and blasted repeatedly with Dark Beads
Blades of the Darkmoon, though.
Darkwraiths for life.
You're an actual cunt, and there's no fixing you.
In my defense, I always am a pretty nice invader. I wait for them to fight the enemies in the world and leave when they make it clear they don't want to fight. I also don't prey on new players and often leave gifts (such as upgrade materials or souls) when I find myself facing a complete noob.

Gotta give your Darkmoons something to hunt, I suppose.


 
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The victim could always go offline and it'd stop after a while

They're fun as hell to play as, and you get a lot of cool stuff for leveling in the covenant
After a while?

Holy fuck, that's retarded.

Dark Souls online is genuinely the most cancerous thing I've ever seen. I'm so glad I'm not fucking with it.
I dont know how long it is since the only time it happened to me my Xbox decided to freeze so idk

My friend told me it was long though but I'm not sure


 
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And verby there's a lot of downsides to being one too soo


 
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And verby there's a lot of downsides to being one too soo
I would hope so. Like what?


 
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And verby there's a lot of downsides to being one too soo
I would hope so. Like what?
The leader is a boss that you gotta kill so it's hard to join the cov and you can't level up after you kill him

There's more buy I cant remember them off the top, been a bit since I've played and been one


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I've literally never had any contact with grave lords. Makes me kinda sad.
The phantoms only appear in NG+, unfortunately.

That's odd. I've been through ng+ cycles before but I guess I haven't spent as much time as I have in ng.



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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Also sl1 dickwraith is best covenant.
One shotting kids with chaos blade and 10 humanity makes my dick hard.


 
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Now I know why they call it "dickwraith."

That's not nearly disparaging enough for my tastes, though.