What do you need a gladius for, Romanfats?

Lemy the Lizerd | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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If your house gets robbed, just call the lictor's guild or use your scutum to fend off the attack.
No Roman citizen actually needs a gladius. If push came to shove, what, are you and your untrained barbarian slaves going to defeat 10 legions by yourselves?
What next, should you have the right to own a ballista? No Roman citizen should need anything more than a pugio to defend himself in his home. You're just overcompensating for your short stature and plebeian birth.


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nordshit axe or gtfo


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Almost always, with moderation
I need paladrin.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I don't need no gladius when I have my officially licensed Europa Barbarorum boxer shorts!