NSFW Your thoughts on fapping?

Silo · October 08, 2015, 03:21:15 PM

Its alot like alcohol, good with moderation.

Oh · October 08, 2015, 04:05:17 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on October 08, 2015, 02:47:25 PM

Try sticking a finger in your rear Verb, real talk.
It can make orgasm pass-out tier and you get to explore your anatomy.

seriously verb, i shoved a whole baguette up there, fucking euphoric.

Cindy · October 08, 2015, 04:10:43 PM

I'm pretty much a nympho, so, like, all day every day my nigga

Winy · October 08, 2015, 04:16:21 PM

Once or twice a week, usually. Relieves stress.

challengerX · October 08, 2015, 04:18:53 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · October 08, 2015, 04:22:01 PM

Quote from: challengerX on October 08, 2015, 04:18:53 PM

Rarely if ever. Obviously in your super horny teen years you do it, but it just starts to get awkward when you get older. At least for me.

Get the testosterone shots. Trust me. It's like being 13 again. Always fucking horny

eggsalad · October 08, 2015, 04:25:19 PM

Also it's hardly a waste of time unless you really need that extra half-hour of sleep or you take 2 minute showers.

Rinev · October 08, 2015, 06:53:17 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on October 08, 2015, 04:25:19 PM

Also it's hardly a waste of time unless you really need that extra half-hour of sleep or you take 2 minute showers.

So you're telling me that it takes you longer than 2 minutes to fap and wash yourself?

RomanGladiator · October 08, 2015, 07:04:30 PM

I'm trying to cut down. Sometimes I do it twice in one day, then take a break and wait a few more days. Still, the time I spend doing it and searching for just the right video could be better spent improving myself.

Jive Turkey · October 08, 2015, 07:06:01 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 08, 2015, 04:22:01 PM

Quote from: challengerX on October 08, 2015, 04:18:53 PM
Rarely if ever. Obviously in your super horny teen years you do it, but it just starts to get awkward when you get older. At least for me.

Get the testosterone shots. Trust me. It's like being 13 again. Always fucking horny

How many mg they have you on a week?

Coomer · October 08, 2015, 07:21:00 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 02:42:20 PM

Quote from: Deadtrap on October 08, 2015, 02:33:04 PM
How exactly do you define whether enjoying certain things is logical or not?

Stupid question, I know. You could enjoy murdering people and that wouldn't be very good now would it.

It must get complicated for some things. I always tend to draw the line at if said enjoyment effects other people. If my enjoyment infringes on somebody, or can harm them, then it doesn't get a pass in my books.
It depends, I guess. Like, I guess the biggest question is, "What am I getting out of this?"

With pornography, I get an orgasm.

After that, I lay in bed, sad that I spent two hours of my life for five to ten seconds of pleasure.

The cost-benefit just isn't there in my favor.

Verb
Why do you always have to spoil shit by overthinking it?

Masturbation is not a natural pleasure to you because you make it so

Every action you do always has to have a meaningful result
You don't ever do anything just for the sake of it and that really is a sad way to live

You view everything as facts and stats
"Oh masturbating is dopamine multiplied by time and blah blah blah. My calculations show that it is indeed a waste of time!"

If you're so smart, don't you think it would be wise to live not so analytically sometimes?
Let the fucking soul flourish

Great things come from failure and regret

And maybe I wouldn't be so critical of your "systematic" lifestyle but you're a 19 year old virgin who lives with his parents, not fucking Lex Luthor
Just saying

Cheat · October 08, 2015, 07:37:27 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 02:05:18 PM

I masturbate. I don't like to, because it's a colossal waste of time, but whatever.

The fifth option applies to me most closely, I guess.

You don't like to fap but you fap anyway? That's like...fucked up.

Verbatim · October 08, 2015, 07:38:39 PM

Quote from: Cheat on October 08, 2015, 07:37:27 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 02:05:18 PM
I masturbate. I don't like to, because it's a colossal waste of time, but whatever.

The fifth option applies to me most closely, I guess.
You don't like to fap but you fap anyway? That's like...fucked up.

Most people don't like to go to work, but they go anyway.

I'm not more fucked up than the average person.

Cheat · October 08, 2015, 07:41:14 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 07:38:39 PM

Quote from: Cheat on October 08, 2015, 07:37:27 PM
Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 02:05:18 PM
I masturbate. I don't like to, because it's a colossal waste of time, but whatever.

The fifth option applies to me most closely, I guess.
You don't like to fap but you fap anyway? That's like...fucked up.
Most people don't like to go to work, but they go anyway.

I'm not more fucked up than the average person.

That...is actually a pretty good counter. Carry on.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 08, 2015, 07:44:15 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on October 08, 2015, 07:06:01 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 08, 2015, 04:22:01 PM
Quote from: challengerX on October 08, 2015, 04:18:53 PM
Rarely if ever. Obviously in your super horny teen years you do it, but it just starts to get awkward when you get older. At least for me.

Get the testosterone shots. Trust me. It's like being 13 again. Always fucking horny
How many mg they have you on a week?

4ml every 3 weeks

Luciana · October 08, 2015, 07:44:52 PM

Great stress reliever and I tend to do it before bed

sometimes in the morning because for some reason it makes your whole day better

Luciana · October 08, 2015, 07:47:09 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 08, 2015, 02:08:47 PM

doing the 5 finger knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

Wow, that's great

Luciana · October 08, 2015, 07:48:36 PM

Quote from: Cindo on October 08, 2015, 04:10:43 PM

I'm pretty much a nympho, so, like, all day every day my nigga

Throw out the socks, nigga.

True Turquoise · October 08, 2015, 07:48:58 PM

Just feels awkward

Jim · October 08, 2015, 07:50:07 PM

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Coomer · October 08, 2015, 07:50:28 PM

Quote from: Cindo on October 08, 2015, 04:10:43 PM

I'm pretty much a nympho, so, like, all day every day my nigga

Wanna meet up?

Luciana · October 08, 2015, 07:50:40 PM

Quote from: Eddie Puss on October 08, 2015, 07:50:07 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 08, 2015, 07:44:52 PM
sometimes in the morning because for some reason it makes your whole day better
FINALLY

Someone else who gets it

It wakes me up better than coffee ever would honestly.

Jocephalopod · October 08, 2015, 07:51:05 PM

Quote from: Cheat on October 08, 2015, 07:37:27 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 02:05:18 PM
I masturbate. I don't like to, because it's a colossal waste of time, but whatever.

The fifth option applies to me most closely, I guess.
You don't like to fap but you fap anyway? That's like...fucked up.

that's the only reason he's horny in the first place.

Jim · October 08, 2015, 07:52:30 PM

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Luciana · October 08, 2015, 07:54:07 PM

What the fuck lol

Verbatim · October 08, 2015, 07:55:20 PM

Quote from: Luciana on October 08, 2015, 07:44:52 PM

Great stress reliever and I tend to do it before bed

sometimes in the morning because for some reason it makes your whole day better

doesn't it take longer for girls, though

or like, doesn't it take more effort

idk

Septy · October 08, 2015, 07:57:16 PM

Quote from: Asura on October 08, 2015, 07:48:58 PM

Just feels awkward

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True Turquoise · October 08, 2015, 08:02:08 PM

Quote from: Septy on October 08, 2015, 07:57:16 PM

Quote from: Asura on October 08, 2015, 07:48:58 PM
Just feels awkward
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Septy · October 08, 2015, 08:03:04 PM

Quote from: Asura on October 08, 2015, 08:02:08 PM

Quote from: Septy on October 08, 2015, 07:57:16 PM
Quote from: Asura on October 08, 2015, 07:48:58 PM
Just feels awkward
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I mean Lydia

Korra · October 08, 2015, 08:39:27 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on October 08, 2015, 02:09:48 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 02:07:28 PM
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Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on October 08, 2015, 02:05:18 PM
I masturbate. I don't like to, because it's a colossal waste of time, but whatever.
Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time.
Sure, but the only reason I "enjoy" it is because I'm literally forcing dopamine into my brain--I don't consider that real enjoyment.
You're too rigid.

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