Kids are brats from the moment they're born.

Same as you, but if it were a child I was raising, the child being a brat would be a good thing in my eyes. Would mean the brat's thinking on its own.

I don't see children as children. I see children as extensions of our parenting and environment on a test subject.

Is Ender pregnant

One to three? Fuck no. Even I have some standards.

Which reminds me...

They shouldn't be allowed in restaurants and theaters

Babies are the worst.

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 02, 2016, 03:03:06 PM

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Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 02, 2016, 02:58:17 PM

One to three? Fuck no. Even I have some standards.

Which reminds me...

of?

Just had to make something for you.

Are you seriously going to kidnap a small child and give it to Das as a gift?

Quote from: Ghost Guy on March 02, 2016, 03:05:01 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 02, 2016, 03:03:06 PM

Quote from: Ghost Guy on March 02, 2016, 03:01:58 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 02, 2016, 02:58:17 PM

One to three? Fuck no. Even I have some standards.

Which reminds me...

of?

Just had to make something for you.

Are you seriously going to kidnap a small child and give it to Das as a gift?

Well I wasn't considering it until now.

Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled.

great for stem cell harvesting

Quote from: Ghost Guy on March 02, 2016, 03:13:43 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on March 02, 2016, 03:10:47 PM

Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled.

Is that from the satire text from that guy that lived in the 1800s?

I performed Mr. Swift's speech for a declamation contest in 10th grade. I won.

Disgusting, annoying and generally awful.

And I'm not asking if you want kids.

Do I want to have kids?

I don't know honestly. This world is pure evil, every day I get out of bed and insert myself into the global circuit of oppression. As I brush my teeth I can feel the monster staring back at me through my reflection and my sensitive gums begin to ooze the familiar life fluid man has spilled time and time again.

That's why I only use Uncle Tom's all natural toothpaste from the city state of Maine. They keep my mouth and mind flouride free and deliver that sensitive sensation my gums require. If only my mother, who died of a medical complication in 1987 within long Island Jewish ER could witness my crystal clear smile and scarless gums.

Quote from: Ender on March 02, 2016, 02:53:26 PM

And I'm not asking if you want kids.

Do I want to have kids?

I don't know honestly. This world is pure evil, every day I get out of bed and insert myself into the global circuit of oppression. As I brush my teeth I can feel the monster staring back at me through my reflection and my sensitive gums begin to ooze the familiar life fluid man has spilled time and time again.

That's why I only use Uncle Tom's all natural toothpaste from the city state of Maine. They keep my mouth and mind flouride free and deliver that sensitive sensation my gums require. If only my mother, who died of a medical complication in 1987 within long Island Jewish ER could witness my crystal clear smile and scarless gums.

I feel the insatiable urge to furiously masturbate.