Your first relationship

BC · August 12, 2015, 01:18:22 AM

8th grade. Really cool girl, still really cool. But we kinda seperated and just let it dissipate naturally. Nothing bad, just different people. She's pretty cute and has the same humor.

2nd GF is a dime, but I broke up with her in the nicest way possible. Still friends now

Current GF, was the only person I actively tried to get all of high school. I succeeded, and don't regret losing the time to get her.

I've never had a bad break up. I strive to always end on good terms with people, and I've done very well. I have a good reputation, so it's always a plus for girls who are interested. Because if it goes south it will never end badly

BaconShelf · August 12, 2015, 03:13:29 AM

Couple weeks.

It ended because she gave me a choice, play less video games or she went. Well that was a no-brainer for me.

Since then, I've had no interest in having a girlfriend. Fuck 'em, I can do better by myself.

velox · August 12, 2015, 07:53:43 AM

In like 4th or 5th grade, I asked this girl if she wanted to be together, and she said yes, but "only after school"

It lasted a few months. I visited her house once. In the summer I sent her a post card from a car trip that my family was on.

Once school started again, I made the mistake of asking her if we still was together in front of a few people. She denied that we had ever been together.

Kids yo

Girl of Mystery · August 12, 2015, 08:27:32 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on August 12, 2015, 03:13:29 AM

Couple weeks.

It ended because she gave me a choice, play less video games or she went. Well that was a no-brainer for me.

Since then, I've had no interest in having a girlfriend. Fuck 'em, I can do better by myself.

I think this is the first time I've heard of someone picking video games

Sandtrap · August 12, 2015, 08:43:18 AM

Depends on what you mean by relationship. I never really had a "omg lol were totally dating" type relationship. Nothing so official like that.

But I had a handful of people that I grew really close to. Enough that you could say that it went beyond just a simple friendship. My first one started in second grade, went through all of thrid grade, and may have continued further had my family not moved.

It was nice. We spent a lot of time around each other, liked all the same stuff and got along like best buds. I was a pudgy little bastard back then so naturally that made me a target to be made fun of by other kids. I remember her showing up to defend me too.

She got mouthy if it was other girls and she got pushy if it was guys. First kiss came from her too.

BaconShelf · August 12, 2015, 08:46:28 AM

Quote from: Solid Lemon on August 12, 2015, 08:27:32 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on August 12, 2015, 03:13:29 AM
Couple weeks.

It ended because she gave me a choice, play less video games or she went. Well that was a no-brainer for me.

Since then, I've had no interest in having a girlfriend. Fuck 'em, I can do better by myself.
I think this is the first time I've heard of someone picking video games

Super Irish · August 12, 2015, 08:51:36 AM

Had a girlfriend for three months last year. Kinda fucked it up because I couldn't afford to do anything other than chill at my house, and it just fell apart. We're still friends but I feel awkward about it.

mojo · August 12, 2015, 04:17:58 PM

your gamer picture looks like snake from that japan video game

Deesbee · August 12, 2015, 06:07:58 PM

I had my first real relationship at 13, I dated her for a year until she cheated on me at homecoming which just happened to also be our anniversary. So it did not end well. At least I got laid pretty much every day.

mojo · August 12, 2015, 06:11:21 PM

i sexed a plastic bag once

Turkey · August 12, 2015, 06:14:48 PM

I had girlfriends in high school but my first real relationship was with my wife. Met her between junior and senior year, dated through high school and college working at the same places, and then married her four days after I graduated.

mojo · August 12, 2015, 06:18:39 PM

Quote from: Ulterior motives on August 12, 2015, 12:18:22 AM

I have romantic conversations with girls but it never leads anywhere

i lead everywhere

DAS B00T x2 · August 12, 2015, 06:18:47 PM

Well, I guess I should answer.
It was fucking painful.

I mean, it was actually painful fucking.

I had sex

Gay sex

Really gay painful sex

Drunken gay painful teen anal sex

And then maybe one month later never wanted anything more to do with him. Such is life.

Turkey · August 12, 2015, 06:19:48 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 12, 2015, 06:18:47 PM

Well, I guess I should answer.
It was fucking painful.

I mean, it was actually painful fucking.

I had sex

Gay sex

Really gay painful sex

Drunken gay painful teen anal sex

And then maybe one month later never wanted anything more to do with him. Such is life.

Is this a metaphor for you joining the Army?

mojo · August 12, 2015, 06:23:49 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on August 12, 2015, 06:19:48 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 12, 2015, 06:18:47 PM
Well, I guess I should answer.
It was fucking painful.

I mean, it was actually painful fucking.

I had sex

Gay sex

Really gay painful sex

Drunken gay painful teen anal sex

And then maybe one month later never wanted anything more to do with him. Such is life.
Is this a metaphor for you joining the Army?

lol that is a hilarious jest my man

DAS B00T x2 · August 12, 2015, 06:24:26 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on August 12, 2015, 06:19:48 PM

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 12, 2015, 06:18:47 PM
Well, I guess I should answer.
It was fucking painful.

I mean, it was actually painful fucking.

I had sex

Gay sex

Really gay painful sex

Drunken gay painful teen anal sex

And then maybe one month later never wanted anything more to do with him. Such is life.
Is this a metaphor for you joining the Army?

lol

I wish.

RomanGladiator · August 12, 2015, 06:50:24 PM

It was three months sophomore year of college. It was a mistake. She said Star Wars was stupid, liked One Direction, and I could have done much better. That was three years ago. No one since.

Doctor Doom · August 12, 2015, 06:55:35 PM

And that's the story of how I met my first girlfriend.

King Blumpkin VII · August 12, 2015, 07:31:09 PM

Quote from: Dr Torso sep6agon veteran on August 12, 2015, 06:18:39 PM

Quote from: Ulterior motives on August 12, 2015, 12:18:22 AM
I have romantic conversations with girls but it never leads anywhere
i lead everywhere

teach me your way wizard ways Gandalf

Five · August 12, 2015, 07:34:02 PM

We kissed at a super bowl party during Truth & Dare, I asked her out that night, she said yes. We talked over AIM like three times the following week then she broke up with me. I was devastated, man.

ChupaDave · August 12, 2015, 08:31:22 PM

Quote from: Vien on August 11, 2015, 06:54:15 PM

the fuck is a relationship?

eggsalad · August 12, 2015, 08:34:35 PM

LDR
Almost made it a year.
ended meh

CyberGama · August 12, 2015, 08:34:36 PM

lol, it's funny because i used to have three relationships with three different girls one by one. All of them are bitches to me, this other girl I'm in a relationship with is a lot better and more friendly then the other girls i meet, so far are relationship is A OK.

Nexus · August 12, 2015, 11:31:06 PM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on August 12, 2015, 06:07:58 PM

I had my first real relationship at 13, I dated her for a year until she cheated on me at homecoming which just happened to also be our anniversary. So it did not end well. At least I got laid pretty much every day.

>13
>Real relationship

Lol, no, you didn't.

Deesbee · August 13, 2015, 08:14:00 PM

Quote from: Nexus on August 12, 2015, 11:31:06 PM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on August 12, 2015, 06:07:58 PM
I had my first real relationship at 13, I dated her for a year until she cheated on me at homecoming which just happened to also be our anniversary. So it did not end well. At least I got laid pretty much every day.
>13
>Real relationship

Lol, no, you didn't.

Sorry that you were not emotionally mature enough at 13 to keep a stable relationship man baby.

Nexus · August 13, 2015, 08:17:32 PM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on August 13, 2015, 08:14:00 PM

Quote from: Nexus on August 12, 2015, 11:31:06 PM
Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on August 12, 2015, 06:07:58 PM
I had my first real relationship at 13, I dated her for a year until she cheated on me at homecoming which just happened to also be our anniversary. So it did not end well. At least I got laid pretty much every day.
>13
>Real relationship

Lol, no, you didn't.
Sorry that you were not emotionally mature enough at 13 to keep a stable relationship man baby.

Literally no one is.

Girl of Mystery · August 13, 2015, 08:27:15 PM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on August 13, 2015, 08:14:00 PM

Quote from: Nexus on August 12, 2015, 11:31:06 PM
Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on August 12, 2015, 06:07:58 PM
I had my first real relationship at 13, I dated her for a year until she cheated on me at homecoming which just happened to also be our anniversary. So it did not end well. At least I got laid pretty much every day.
>13
>Real relationship

Lol, no, you didn't.
Sorry that you were not emotionally mature enough at 13 to keep a stable relationship man baby.

lol

another classic from whiteflame

Verbatim · August 13, 2015, 08:29:27 PM

anyone who has had sex before the age of sixteen should be shot

because you are just too stupid

DAS B00T x2 · August 13, 2015, 08:35:25 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on August 13, 2015, 08:29:27 PM

anyone who has had sex before the age of sixteen should be shot

because you are just too stupid

>tfw lived

Yay!

Jim · August 13, 2015, 08:53:38 PM

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