I can't show you my best troll because yoozel deleted it. But I posted a thread in the halo reach forum where I posed as a player who had achromatopsia (aka true colorblindedness) and that I could only see in black and white and shades of gray. I said blue and red looked the same to me, so I often ended up betraying my teammates because I thought they were on the other team. I asked bungie to consider having a playlist for colorblind gamers that had a black team and a white team and call it BLACKS vs WHITES. I made it sound very convincing while subtly implying racial stereotypes. ("If I were on the white team and I saw a black guy stealing my vehicle, I would shoot him down.")

It caused a shit storm that lasted for 17 pages. People who fell for it showed their sympathies and people who saw I was trolling called me a racist. Then the people who felt sorry for me started attacking those who called me a troll. It was absolute chaos. This was in the days where the reach forum was so active, that threads would get pushed down within 5 minutes. But this stayed on the front page for a considerable time. If it got near the bottom, I would change the title to something attention grabbing "I LOVE SUCKING ON ELITE COCKS!" or "EXPLODING MUSLIMS ATTACK REACH!" for about a minute, then change it back.

In terms of replies, it isn't my most successful bait. The "Fee for anybody under 17" thread was far more successful, but it is still my favorite trollbait because of how clever the premise was. *pats self on back*

Longface is love, Longface is life. xD

Not a troll, but I posted this in the wave of all of Fallout: New Vegas trailer posts

lol

I can't show you my best troll because yoozel deleted it. But I posted a thread in the halo reach forum where I posed as a player who had achromatopsia (aka true colorblindedness) and that I could only see in black and white and shades of gray. I said blue and red looked the same to me, so I often ended up betraying my teammates because I thought they were on the other team. I asked bungie to consider having a playlist for colorblind gamers that had a black team and a white team and call it BLACKS vs WHITES. I made it sound very convincing while subtly implying racial stereotypes. ("If I were on the white team and I saw a black guy stealing my vehicle, I would shoot him down.")

It caused a shit storm that lasted for 17 pages. People who fell for it showed their sympathies and people who saw I was trolling called me a racist. Then the people who felt sorry for me started attacking those who called me a troll. It was absolute chaos. This was in the days where the reach forum was so active, that threads would get pushed down within 5 minutes. But this stayed on the front page for a considerable time. If it got near the bottom, I would change the title to something attention grabbing "I LOVE SUCKING ON ELITE COCKS!" or "EXPLODING MUSLIMS ATTACK REACH!" for about a minute, then change it back.

In terms of replies, it isn't my most successful bait. The "Fee for anybody under 17" thread was far more successful, but it is still my favorite trollbait because of how clever the premise was. *pats self on back*

I always loved your dealings with the Reach forum...

I can't show you my best troll because yoozel deleted it. But I posted a thread in the halo reach forum where I posed as a player who had achromatopsia (aka true colorblindedness) and that I could only see in black and white and shades of gray. I said blue and red looked the same to me, so I often ended up betraying my teammates because I thought they were on the other team. I asked bungie to consider having a playlist for colorblind gamers that had a black team and a white team and call it BLACKS vs WHITES. I made it sound very convincing while subtly implying racial stereotypes. ("If I were on the white team and I saw a black guy stealing my vehicle, I would shoot him down.")

It caused a shit storm that lasted for 17 pages. People who fell for it showed their sympathies and people who saw I was trolling called me a racist. Then the people who felt sorry for me started attacking those who called me a troll. It was absolute chaos. This was in the days where the reach forum was so active, that threads would get pushed down within 5 minutes. But this stayed on the front page for a considerable time. If it got near the bottom, I would change the title to something attention grabbing "I LOVE SUCKING ON ELITE COCKS!" or "EXPLODING MUSLIMS ATTACK REACH!" for about a minute, then change it back.

In terms of replies, it isn't my most successful bait. The "Fee for anybody under 17" thread was far more successful, but it is still my favorite trollbait because of how clever the premise was. *pats self on back*

You need to do this on #Destiny

my only real troll thread

if you can even call it that

I'm the top comment lol.
I hear that stupid song in Prop Hunt WAY too much

http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67631494

Not really trolling, just trying to help Desticles see the light.
I made this in #Destiny to show how annoying it was to have "What Class?" threads all over the place.
I was being sarcastic......only ONE person realized it.


I responded to "pissedoffpanda" near the bottom of the thread by constantly avoiding the question.
He was rather annoyed at one point

And some other people ended up posting the lyrics to "Rocketman" by Elton John with me LOL.