After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely.

So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

Okay.

Well? Do you feel sorry for me?

*clears throat*

Wat.

You heard me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, emotionally and physically attracted to Tyrannosaurs.

Quote from: Star Lord on December 03, 2014, 11:48:05 AM

Okay.

Well? Do you feel sorry for me?

No.

You seem to forget about the internet.

You really expect me to believe that only non-sexual pictures of tyrannosaurs exist?

I'd never feel sorry for you

I'd never feel sorry for you

Stop it, you're breaking my heart.

tl;dr

I'm a degree 6 zoophile with an emotional and physical attraction to Tyrannosaurs.

I cry ever time!