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You vs the coffee gauntlet

I live! Human race ftw
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I'm fucking dead, thanks op
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everything gets shitted on
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Total Members Voted: 7

YOU vs five cups of coffee

I_IRONMAN_I | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Jesus, have mercy on these soulz

So, you vs five cups of coffee. Each cup has a tablespoon of laxative added to it. Even though coffee itself is kind of a laxative  :P

Now, at the end of the day are you still standing or slumped over on a toilet presumably dead/near dead?

Survival prize for five cups : $5,000
Bonus prize for eight cups : $50,000
Twelve cup apocalypse : $500,000
Last Edit: July 19, 2015, 10:07:39 AM by I_IRONMAN_I

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Cofee doesn't make me poop. Everyone is just like, fucking retarded.

 
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I give up and go back to drinking tea because I'm not a masochist.

 
 
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I'll drink it, if there's a prize.
IMy ass will be stuck to the toilet with all that laxative though.

 
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Prizes added as bonus. How far would go?

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: I_IRONMAN_I on July 19, 2015, 10:08:09 AM
Prizes added as bonus. How far would go?
give me the apocalypse, boss. I got this shit.

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"Heavy boots of lead
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Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
Quote from: DAS THROWBACK on July 19, 2015, 10:09:06 AM
Quote from: I_IRONMAN_I on July 19, 2015, 10:08:09 AM
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give me the apocalypse, boss. I got this shit.

RIP in peace

 
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Almost always, with moderation
I'll take the half million prize.

 
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Oh, well if there's money, I sign up for twenty-four to one up Das.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Ushan on July 19, 2015, 10:21:48 AM
Oh, well if there's money, I sign up for twenty-four to one up Das.
oh fuck you mate.

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Gimme the twelve, not like I do much anyway, a day in the shitter won't affect me.

 
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"Heavy boots of lead
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Quote from: Ushan on July 19, 2015, 10:21:48 AM
Oh, well if there's money, I sign up for twenty-four to one up Das.
oh fuck you mate.

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RiP colon

 
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Eh, I wouldn't be dead but it would've bleached my colon clean by then.

Also, would do the 8 cups like shots all in one, it's only shitting a bit for a lot of money.

 
 
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I drink more coffee than that on a daily basis, but the added laxative would make it a bit tougher.

I'd go for the eight.

 
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Coffee is fucking delicious I'll do it

 
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oh fuck you mate.

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Forty eight.

 
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Half a million for sitting on a toilet? Easy