You meet the Girl of your dreams.

Kernel Kraut · February 22, 2015, 11:40:21 PM

She's everything you could have ever hoped for. She's beautiful, smart, funny, kind, loving, and loyal. She's a beast in bed and she's into everything you are. She loves you fiercely.

Problem is, she is recently divorced and she has two kids.

What do you do?

Jono · February 22, 2015, 11:41:26 PM

Give the kids away. Fuck kids.

Jocephalopod · February 22, 2015, 11:41:33 PM

hire a babysitter

Jester · February 22, 2015, 11:42:31 PM

"Halam sahlin."

Casper · February 22, 2015, 11:43:33 PM

Why would Oss have two kids?

BC · February 22, 2015, 11:45:03 PM

She's next to me though...

OT: Who cares, as long as we're happy. Kids are kids

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Sandtrap · February 22, 2015, 11:48:42 PM

Considering in the coming years and even now I take on the role of a good uncle to my little niece, kids are no problem for me. Actually, if anything, the only thing wrong with this entire scenario is the girl of your dreams part. Fuckin' a give me a break lol.

Kernel Kraut · February 22, 2015, 11:51:24 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on February 22, 2015, 11:48:42 PM

Considering in the coming years and even now I take on the role of a good uncle to my little niece, kids are no problem for me. Actually, if anything, the only thing wrong with this entire scenario is the girl of your dreams part. Fuckin' a give me a break lol.

Embellishment for reasons.

aREALgod · February 22, 2015, 11:51:59 PM

Kill the kids, and install an artificial vagina via surgery in place of her old, saggy, child-worn one. That shit needs to be TIGHT

Sandtrap · February 23, 2015, 12:02:23 AM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on February 22, 2015, 11:51:24 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on February 22, 2015, 11:48:42 PM
Considering in the coming years and even now I take on the role of a good uncle to my little niece, kids are no problem for me. Actually, if anything, the only thing wrong with this entire scenario is the girl of your dreams part. Fuckin' a give me a break lol.

Embellishment for reasons.

Oho so you're a salesmen now are you?

Ushan · February 23, 2015, 12:11:48 AM

But my dreams are horrifying.

R o c k e t · February 23, 2015, 12:13:01 AM

I'm bad with kids

Korra · February 23, 2015, 12:16:16 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 23, 2015, 12:13:01 AM

I'm bad with kids

You're bad with everything.

Naru · February 23, 2015, 12:18:20 AM

Kill her

Risay117 · February 23, 2015, 12:23:22 AM

Personally who cares. I will tell her i need some time to get my shit together before we can move in together but i will act as a father figure to her kids. Also i wonder how old her kids are?

R o c k e t · February 23, 2015, 12:33:19 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on February 23, 2015, 12:16:16 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 23, 2015, 12:13:01 AM
I'm bad with kids
You're bad with everything.

WOW THANKS

Ushan · February 23, 2015, 12:35:35 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 23, 2015, 12:33:19 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on February 23, 2015, 12:16:16 AM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 23, 2015, 12:13:01 AM
I'm bad with kids
You're bad with everything.

WOW THANKS

gOD'S NOT REAL!

Blazed Iron · February 23, 2015, 12:41:12 AM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on February 22, 2015, 11:40:21 PM

She's everything you could have ever hoped for. She's beautiful, smart, funny, kind, loving, and loyal. She's a beast in bed and she's into everything you are. She loves you fiercely.

Problem is, she is recently divorced and she has two kids.

What do you do?

I'm not seeing a problem.

True Turquoise · February 23, 2015, 12:47:38 AM

One; she's too old for me then if she's had Kids, she's an adult and I'm a teen.

Two; I don't even know if I have a girl of my dreams, I don't hold up expectations...

Girl of Mystery · February 23, 2015, 12:55:10 AM

These threads don't ever work.

She's wouldn't be the girl of my dreams, because she's different than the actual girl of my dreams.

Jive Turkey · February 23, 2015, 12:57:39 AM

I already met the girl of my dreams. She goes to the gym and is 4 years older than me. I talked to her the other day for the first time :]

Mat Cauthon · February 23, 2015, 03:14:41 AM

Quote from: Casper on February 22, 2015, 11:43:33 PM

Why would Oss have two kids?

And there goes what I was drinking...

Quote from: Lemön | The British Sod on February 23, 2015, 12:55:10 AM

She's wouldn't be the girl of my dreams, because she's different than the actual girl of my dreams.

This

Elegiac · February 23, 2015, 03:39:28 AM

Don't ask me these things. I don't deserve it.

Solonoid · February 23, 2015, 03:43:29 AM

Quote from: Kernel Kraut on February 22, 2015, 11:40:21 PM

She's everything you could have ever hoped for. She's beautiful, smart, funny, kind, loving, and loyal. She's a beast in bed and she's into everything you are. She loves you fiercely.

This part already happened to me.

It got annoying quickly.
You don't want a copy of yourself, a spouse should complete someone, representing everything they aren't.

OT: Sure, I love kids,