You know what's hilarious about christians?

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they literally can't understand this simple concept. you tell them

>god doesn't exist
they're like
>B-BUT MUH PASTOR SAID SO AND IT'S IN THE BIBLE
when they really don't understand that
>it's actually possible to imagine there being no heaven or hell
but they are so incredulous to believe that so they say
>just look at the evidence all around you you are deluded and you're going to hell!!!
or alternatively
>you are under the devil's command and you're trying to guide me away from the path of righteousness!!! be gone fag!!!
when the smart and level headed atheist is like
>well okay I don't believe in that and I don't see why I have to go to hell just because it says so in your 2000 year old book which existed before the measurement tool known as science existed. people had to make things up to explain the world before they could accurately observe it.
then the christian is like
>IT TAKES JUST AS MUCH FAITH TO BELIEVE IN SCIENCE AS IT DOES TO BELIEVE IN RELIGION >:o
and then the atheist, now dumbfounded by the christian's boneheaded attempts at an argument
>look man, science isn't a belief, you can actually perform scientific tests right in front of yourself. do you have a hard time believing that anything in front of you actually exists?
and then the christian being the person he is, will just outright ignore the question because he is afraid of the truth and then answer
>you are just being disrespectful to my beliefs and everyone else believes in christianity and it has been a solid tradition that has held society together for many many years and with atheism morality would become corrupt because you have no morals :^())))
and that is when I will end this story because I could go on and on about christians but I will digress.


 
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ayy lol it's hilarious but kinda true tbh


 
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Excuse me, OP, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka?

She became an existential object for your sins.


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I really don't know why it matters, just let people believe in their beliefs.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I really don't know why it matters, just let people believe in their beliefs.
I suppose we should just leave ISIS to their own theology, then.


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I really don't know why it matters, just let people believe in their beliefs.
I suppose we should just leave ISIS to their own theology, then.
Oh you know how I feel about ISIS.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I really don't know why it matters, just let people believe in their beliefs.
I suppose we should just leave ISIS to their own theology, then.
Oh you know how I feel about ISIS.
Yeah, you love them!

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I really don't know why it matters, just let people believe in their beliefs.
I suppose we should just leave ISIS to their own theology, then.
Oh you know how I feel about ISIS.
Yeah, you love them!

youdirtyfuckingliberaltreehuggingcommunist

You hate America.


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I like how this christian comes in and is like LET IT BE!!! LET IT BE! OHHH LET IT BEEEEE LET IT BE!!! WHISPER WORDS OF WISDOM, LET IT BEEEEEE AW LET IT BEEEE LET IT BE! LET IT BE YAY LET IT BE!! THERE WILL BE AN ANSWER LET IT BEEEEEEEE

and I'm not here to be your philosopher. I am just here to make a thread. So yeah I guess you can keep believing in christianity, but I also gotta say that god doesn't exist because I have that liberty.

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>bait

>still trying to get a reaction out of people when there are around 4 Christians on this site, all of whom are used to this crap.


E for effort though.


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>bait
Are you just figuring this out about Loaf?


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>bait

>still trying to get a reaction out of people when there are around 4 Christians on this site, all of whom are used to this crap.


E for effort though.
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>bait
Are you just figuring this out about Loaf?
I don't recall seeing him here before.


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>bait
Are you just figuring this out about Loaf?
I don't recall seeing him here before.
He hasn't been here for a while >.> you might have missed him the first time.


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>bait
Are you just figuring this out about Loaf?
I don't recall seeing him here before.
He hasn't been here for a while >.> you might have missed him the first time.
Yeah, there was a significant period during which I wasn't active.


 
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>bait
Are you just figuring this out about Loaf?
I don't recall seeing him here before.
He hasn't been here for a while >.> you might have missed him the first time.
Yeah, there was a significant period during which I wasn't active.
Taking anything lofe says seriously is bad for your health.


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>bait
Are you just figuring this out about Loaf?
I don't recall seeing him here before.
He hasn't been here for a while >.> you might have missed him the first time.
Yeah, there was a significant period during which I wasn't active.
Taking anything lofe says seriously is bad for your health.
I wasn't taking it seriously, it just struck me as poorly crafted bait.


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>bait
Are you just figuring this out about Loaf?
I don't recall seeing him here before.
He hasn't been here for a while >.> you might have missed him the first time.
Yeah, there was a significant period during which I wasn't active.
Taking anything lofe says seriously is bad for your health.
I wasn't taking it seriously, it just struck me as poorly crafted bait.
I believe that that's the point.


 
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