Fact thread

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 01:45:04 PM

Autism is common in Armenians due to inbreeding.

Also, 99.9% of Armenians that live in America live in Glendale, CA.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 01:46:04 PM

Also, tell me some random fun facts.

TheOneTrueDesticle · September 05, 2015, 01:48:01 PM

Decimator Omega has autism.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 01:49:23 PM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on September 05, 2015, 01:48:01 PM

Decimator Omega has autism.

Decimator Omega also lives in Glendale.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 02:05:08 PM

Armenians hair is actually a form of narrow reptile scale.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 02:09:38 PM

Armenians think it is unhealthy to bathe more than once a month, so they use tons of Axe Deodorant Spray or other cheap scents to try to cover up they stank. What you wind up with is a putrid blend of aromas called the "Armenian Shower".

Woody Allen once said "He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian." Then he went and married his daughter.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 02:12:47 PM

Armos also make Jews look like Bill Gates when it comes to their legendary cheapness. Armenians will haggle any price and are responsible for At least 100 cases of fireplace ashes swapped out for cremains, stuffing mattresses with used clothes, you know, that sort of third-world "I gotcha!" frugality dupe.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 02:13:38 PM

The "Armenian Genocide" is in fact true. Even though 2 million Armenians didn't live in those times, the fact is that 2 million Armenians died as a result.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 02:14:09 PM

Most Armenians do not move out of their parents house until they are 73. Then they move next door.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 02:14:48 PM

It is a known fact that for every year of an Armenian person's life their nose will grow an inch, and when they reach a certain age, it devours them completely.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 02:15:28 PM

Glendale is the worst smelling city on the planet.

Alternative Facts · September 05, 2015, 02:16:23 PM

You're trying too hard now.

clum clum · September 05, 2015, 02:17:08 PM

Armenian children start growing chest hair at age 3.