You have just been teleported to Westeros

Mordo · August 02, 2015, 06:12:55 PM

You are allowed to bring one person, one vehicle, and one other miscellaneous item.

Who and what do you bring, and why? How long will you survive?

Pippen · August 02, 2015, 06:14:41 PM

I bring the Halo CE Pistol

With infinite ammo.

challengerX · August 02, 2015, 06:15:09 PM

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Mr. Psychologist · August 02, 2015, 06:17:26 PM

Brother Omar, a transit van and a bomb.

Someone's gotta teach these degenerates how to islam.

gats · August 02, 2015, 06:17:35 PM

I'd bring no one with me, a dirt bike and a gold bar.

Azumarill · August 02, 2015, 06:19:56 PM

i wont bring anyone with me. too dangerous for them (and especially me).

maybe a bicycle.

my copy of "the world of ice and fire."

id try to travel to oldtown, which is a feasible destination depending on where i land on the continent. id take my copy of TWOIAF to the archmaesters, explain my situation, and ask to be allowed to forge a chain and join the order. i could survive for a reasonably long time because my studies would probably last through the bulk of the coming wars, and oldtown is relatively removed from the conflicts- the most immediate danger would be ironmen reaving along the coast, but the hightowers should be able to protect the citadel.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 02, 2015, 06:42:19 PM

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Jim · August 02, 2015, 06:51:18 PM

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Super Irish · August 02, 2015, 07:01:23 PM

One fitness instructor, one heavy set of steel armour and one golden carriage.

Sell the carriage, train with trainer and be relatively unkillable by these unpredictable human types.

Zizzy · August 03, 2015, 05:39:47 AM

GRRM (obviously)
Bike
Bike repair kit

BaconShelf · August 03, 2015, 06:37:57 AM

Darth Vader
Lightsaber
Tank

Mordo · August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM

Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 03, 2015, 10:41:19 AM

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big dog · August 03, 2015, 10:42:19 AM

Hot Pie
Corpse cart
Hot Pie's wolf bread

Jim · August 03, 2015, 10:44:45 AM

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Mordo · August 03, 2015, 11:11:07 AM

Quote from: Esoteric on August 03, 2015, 10:41:19 AM

Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
>not wanting to immerse yourself in the slightest

fucking savage

I'd rather not immerse myself amongst rapists, sadists and medieval murderers thank you.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 03, 2015, 11:11:38 AM

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Korra · August 03, 2015, 11:33:46 AM

General RAAM

And lots of dakka.

Azumarill · August 03, 2015, 11:38:14 AM

Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM

Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.

youd be murdered within a fortnight

Deleted · August 03, 2015, 11:52:52 AM

gg everyone

Mordo · August 03, 2015, 11:57:38 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 11:38:14 AM

Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight

>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok

True Turquoise · August 03, 2015, 12:01:58 PM

a teleporter back

oss

dunno

where?

Azumarill · August 03, 2015, 12:03:10 PM

Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 11:57:38 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok

anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

when you try to assault a city like kings landing youd be met with a bunch of trebuchets/archers using wildfire- your apache wouldnt stand a chance and youd be cooked alive before your body hits the ground.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.

challengerX · August 03, 2015, 12:04:20 PM

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Mordo · August 03, 2015, 12:05:28 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 12:03:10 PM

Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 11:57:38 AM
Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.

i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.

Azumarill · August 03, 2015, 12:07:29 PM

Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 12:05:28 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 12:03:10 PM
Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 11:57:38 AM
Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.
i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.

thats an extraordinarily underwhelming "advantage" in planetos.

oh and pray tell, where are you gonna get the fuel to keep yourself in the air?

you would not stay alive. you would be the biggest target on the continent.

Mordo · August 03, 2015, 12:10:30 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 12:07:29 PM

Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 12:05:28 PM
Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 12:03:10 PM
Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 11:57:38 AM
Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.
i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.
thats what im telling you. thats an extraordinarily underwhelming "advantage" in planetos.

you would not stay alive. you would be the biggest target on the continent.

Are you seriously trying to imply medieval technology could take down 5000kg of pure aerial firepower moving at 300mph?

I may as well be R'hllor himself for all they know.

Mat Cauthon · August 03, 2015, 12:13:58 PM

Quote from: challengerX on August 03, 2015, 12:04:20 PM

I'd bring the largest nuke ever created because Game of Thrones is terrible and deserves to be nuked.

So you're saying you'd bring Master Chief, a Pelican and a NOVA bomb.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · August 03, 2015, 12:14:58 PM

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Mordo · August 03, 2015, 12:17:54 PM

Quote from: Esoteric on August 03, 2015, 12:14:58 PM

Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 12:10:30 PM
Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 12:07:29 PM
Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 12:05:28 PM
Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 12:03:10 PM
Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 11:57:38 AM
Quote from: Azumarill on August 03, 2015, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: career ender on August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.
i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.
thats what im telling you. thats an extraordinarily underwhelming "advantage" in planetos.

you would not stay alive. you would be the biggest target on the continent.
Are you seriously trying to imply medieval technology could take down 5000kg of pure aerial firepower moving at 300mph?

I may as well be R'hllor himself for all they know.
magic, man

Wildfire isn't really magic though. It's more chemical in nature.

The only thing that poses as a viable threat to me are Dany's dragons, but they're halfway around the world and their owner is probably getting raped by the horse caliphate.

I could literally decimate a couple armies before they proclaim me as the new king out of sheer terror.