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What do you do?

 
 
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The Rage....
ur mum xddddddddddddd

 
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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
Sleep

 
 
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Rockets on my X
Go for a walk.

 
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Quote from: T6 on November 24, 2015, 09:17:11 PM
Sleep
This sounds really good right about now

Might as well live my final hour by not living it at all

 
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Quote from: XNARU Has Left on November 24, 2015, 09:14:13 PM
ur mum xddddddddddddd

SERIOUS answers only please, not fucking cool at all, dude. Like, seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you? Can you only gush out that same, tired old stream of rotten human flesh and diarrhea? God DAMN. Get with the program, you motherfucker. I am SO tired of these shitty, stupid fucking cunts saying this stupid shit AD INFINITUM. It's not funny. It's not witty. It's shit-tier banter. Grow the fuck up, you're not 7 any more. You're a grown man. A GROWN FUCKING MAN, AND YET YOU STILL SAY FUCKING CRAP!? Get a LIFE! GET A LIFE! GET A GOD DAMN LIFE AND STOP SAYING STUPID MEMES! FUCK THIS SHIT, I CAN'T GET A SERIOUS RESPONSE OUT OF ANYONE!

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Drink.

 
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upload a shit ton of nudes of myself
make a suicide thread on 4chan and deliver

 
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YOU motherFUCKING ABORTED SHART OF A HUMAN BEING, I'D LOVE TO WATERBOARD YOU AND THEN DECAPITATE YOU WITH CHEESE WIRE! THEN YOU'LL BE LAUGHING AT "YOUR MUM" JOKES WHEN I SKULL FUCK YOUR THROAT HOLE

NO MORE MEMES

NO. MORE. MEMES!

 
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Commit as many crimes as possible.

 
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oh and I'd probably try to do a quick masturbation session and then a quick walk and then eat my favourite food and drink my favourite drink and then ponder about the void beyond

 
 
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Hmm...
Work on Groups?

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Rockets on my X
Oh wait, no.

Play the meanest fucking joke ever.

Pick a random person off the street. Get down on knees and proclaim that without their love, I'd die.

Obviously fail, then die.


 
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break into someone house and rape have sex with the home owner. 

 
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Go on a killing spree.

 
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Quote from: Jocephalopod on November 24, 2015, 09:28:56 PM
break into someone house and rape have sex with the home owner.
wow, didn't know you were such a disgusting bastard.

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that'd be one of the crimes i attempt in my last hour

 
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Quote from: Thunder on November 24, 2015, 09:42:17 PM
Quote from: Jocephalopod on November 24, 2015, 09:28:56 PM
break into someone house and rape have sex with the home owner.
wow, didn't know you were such a disgusting bastard.

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that'd be one of the crimes i attempt in my last hour

it would be completely sensual and consensual

 
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certainly not stop to think about a reply to this thread

 
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Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:49:06 PM
certainly not stop to think about a reply to this thread

you replied fam

 
 
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Quote from: Jim on November 24, 2015, 09:25:56 PM
My mum xDDDDDDD

Hey Jim here's a random MILF


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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
In order of importance:

  • Get in my car, drive to [city that is 30~60 minutes away], find my flame's house, walk up to it, knock on the door, ask for flame, see her, kiss her. Explain the situation. Justify your actions, or at least, explain them. Tell her all the things you've been thinking about. All the plans you hoped would come to fruition. At that point, I would have very little time left, and I would request that she hold me. I want my epitaph to read, "I just died in her arms tonight."
  • Write the death note I've been meaning to. Address my parents, brothers, close friends and other influences individually. Perhaps make a video, but that could take too long. In the note, request that my ashes be made into diamonds and worn on some sort of shoulder patch with the "Diamond Dogs" insignia. I don't want to end as ashes.
  • Call my first love, whom I haven't talked to in over a year, and just talk. I miss her, but things have changed. Don't explain the situation -- just have a normal conversation. Catch up. Say your good-byes. Call your second love, tell her how you felt and how this is all her fault and that she should rot in hell.
  • Dress up as Big Boss and die at a graveyard with a cigar in-hand. A very loud stereo is playing "Here's to You" in the background, 10-hour version. Not loud enough to the point where you can't hear yourself think, but not quiet enough that you can't hear it. Just the right level of volume. Text my brother, telling him that I'm in serious trouble. Give him the address to the graveyard. Make sure he's wearing a suit.

 
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Quote from: KinderEssen on November 24, 2015, 09:50:26 PM
Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:49:06 PM
certainly not stop to think about a reply to this thread

you replied fam
It would seem I have more than 1 hour to live

 
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Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:55:08 PM
Quote from: KinderEssen on November 24, 2015, 09:50:26 PM
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certainly not stop to think about a reply to this thread

you replied fam
It would seem I have more than 1 hour to live

what is a hypothetical situation

also you don't know you could be dead in the next 10 minutes

 
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Quote from: KinderEssen on November 24, 2015, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:55:08 PM
Quote from: KinderEssen on November 24, 2015, 09:50:26 PM
Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:49:06 PM
certainly not stop to think about a reply to this thread

you replied fam
It would seem I have more than 1 hour to live

what is a hypothetical situation

also you don't know you could be dead in the next 10 minutes
Hypothetically I wouldn't have replied and posted to indicate as much

 
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Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:57:47 PM
Quote from: KinderEssen on November 24, 2015, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:55:08 PM
Quote from: KinderEssen on November 24, 2015, 09:50:26 PM
Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:49:06 PM
certainly not stop to think about a reply to this thread

you replied fam
It would seem I have more than 1 hour to live

what is a hypothetical situation

also you don't know you could be dead in the next 10 minutes
Hypothetically I wouldn't have replied and posted to indicate as much

What has that got to do with anything

you still replied to my thread, if you truly didn't think about replying you wouldn't have replied you passive-aggressive so-and-so

 
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Quote from: KinderEssen on November 24, 2015, 10:00:32 PM
Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:57:47 PM
Quote from: KinderEssen on November 24, 2015, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:55:08 PM
Quote from: KinderEssen on November 24, 2015, 09:50:26 PM
Quote from: Baha on November 24, 2015, 09:49:06 PM
certainly not stop to think about a reply to this thread

you replied fam
It would seem I have more than 1 hour to live

what is a hypothetical situation

also you don't know you could be dead in the next 10 minutes
Hypothetically I wouldn't have replied and posted to indicate as much

What has that got to do with anything

you still replied to my thread, if you truly didn't think about replying you wouldn't have replied you passive-aggressive so-and-so
Hypothetical situation: I have 1 hour to live.
What do I do hypothetically? Not reply to this thread.
Reality: I do not have 1 hour to live.  But someone asks me what I would have done hypothetically.
What do I really do? I reply with what I would have done hypothetically.  Which is not reply to the thread.

 
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jerk off

say goodbye

sit outside

 
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