You guys have ridiculous standards

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Ive seen someone 'decent' already and i turned her down, so no.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
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lol ok


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
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Get of my lawn
I'll fuck a 3. Like a one night stand. Date? No lower than a 7.


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Corgi is best land animal
Im sorry ;-;


 
 
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uhhh...

- korrie
Psy likes to fuck toasters.


 
 
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Eldar Filth

(We should probably spare BC's thread being invaded by 40k tho)


 
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I have standards actually.


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uhhh...

- korrie
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I wasn't even trying, like for reals stop fukin toasters


 
 
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(We should probably spare BC's thread being invaded by 40k tho)
I wasn't even trying, like for reals stop fukin toasters
Kinda rude tbh

Why would a robot have need for such biological tendencies.


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My Standard aren't that high. I would prefer to have quality over quantity.  Find the right girl the 1st time and have to deal with 6 not so good


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does this stuff even work?
there's not a whole lot that i wouldn't bang, besides over-sized fat chicks or deformed chicks.


 
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The Rage....


 
 
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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
I don't rate.


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Bone thin women are gross.


 
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I don't have any real physical standards at this point.

I'm just asking for somebody with a decent head on their shoulders. And that they keep in decent physical health.

I've found neither.


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- korrie
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I wasn't even trying, like for reals stop fukin toasters
Kinda rude tbh

Why would a robot have need for such biological tendencies.
because curious AI


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It's called a universal serial bus for a reason

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(We should probably spare BC's thread being invaded by 40k tho)
I wasn't even trying, like for reals stop fukin toasters
Kinda rude tbh

Why would a robot have need for such biological tendencies.
because curious AI
no


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I only like "plain janes"


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Ok


 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
I only have two requirements for lovers, though.


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Your love gets me so high
they call me larry bird, 'cause i'm always shooting for 3s ;]


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If you know, you know.
Some people just know what they want. Is that bad?


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Bone thin women are gross.
so are the hamplanets you find attractive


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Oh, hey.
"you guys have ridiculous standards"

"you should only settle for like 7.5's"

okay

That was specially to Jive, since he's a pretty attractive guy