You guys, Florida is at it again

 
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At least two people were injured by gunshots on Florida State University's campus in Tallahassee early this morning, officials with Tallahassee Memorial Health Care confirmed to ABC News.

The patients' conditions are not known, and it's unclear whether those injured are students.

The university sent emergency alerts to students, classifying the incident as a "dangerous situation" and telling students to seek shelter.

Police have not released additional details on the incident.

Student Toni Haywood, a junior, says she was on the second floor of the Strozier Library at about 12:30 a.m., when she says she heard gunshots.

Minutes later, people on the first floor ran upstairs, telling students to hide, Haywood said.

"The police came on the intercom and said that there was a gunman in the lobby, and I think he said two people had been shot," Haywood told ABC News in a text message. “He said to stay away from doors and windows and to stay where we were. We all waited then the police came back on and said the gunman was in custody and to stay where we were.”

Haywood and other students remained hunkered down an hour later, waiting as police cleared the floors of the library.

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NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. —An intoxicated 33-year-old Central Florida man wanted food from a Taco Bell, but employees wouldn't serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane.

Employees called New Smyrna Beach police when Gabriel Harris refused to leave after placing an order at the drive-through window as the restaurant was closing just after 3 a.m. on Sunday.

The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports police found Harris still sitting on the bicycle at the speaker. As officers asked him to leave, they spotted a Swiss Army knife on his belt loop. An officer reached for the knife, but Harris grabbed his wrist. The officer wrestled Harris to the ground and arrested him.



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Well at least there's no face eating bath salt zombies this time


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Florida Man strikes again


 
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You guys, Florida is still at it



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An intoxicated 33-year-old Central Florida man wanted food from a Taco Bell, but employees wouldn't serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane.
What the hell? I was able to go through a Taco Bell drive-through in a fucking shopping cart with my friend in the actual basket.

And also, you have to take the good with the bad. At least we're not freezing our asses off like the rest of you (kek).

Florida Master Race.


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Oh, hey.
South Florida is proper Florida, not this northern bullshit.