This nigga slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

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Oh, hey.
Is that what they look like in Halo 5?

 
 
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I slap his.

 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Slap it harder

 
 
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The Rage....
Kill her

 
 
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Tell him he's stupid

 
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Almost always, with moderation
Please don't tell me thats what they look like in Halo 5.

 
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Be thankful I have a girlfriend and then give in to the fact that she'll cheat on me while I silently listen to her excuses everyday about why she stays out late

Then our sex will become dry and meaningless as we no longer hold hands or sleep together

I will keep my financial problems and personal issues to myself as I continue to remain expressionless at everything that comes my way

One day I will pamper her and take her on a cruise and make her smile

Then, I'd get on a lifeboat for a joy row away from the ship
The ship will get further and further away but I will make no attempt to row back or shout for help

Then I'd lay back and relax to the gentle motion of the sea, crack open the root beer I brought with me before looking up, pulling out a gun and blowing my brains out

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Do it again

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I don't think they'll let you just take a boat.

 
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Quote from: Casper on June 12, 2015, 10:19:37 AM
I don't think they'll let you just take a boat.

Swimming is fun too I guess

 
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Join in.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on June 12, 2015, 10:20:50 AM
Quote from: Casper on June 12, 2015, 10:19:37 AM
I don't think they'll let you just take a boat.

Swimming is fun too I guess
Just jump off into the propellers.

 
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I cant argue with progress, just you.
Grab his cock and look him right in his eyes and say "that does not compute"
Then die as he rips me apart limb from limb. 

 
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lol what girlfriend?

 
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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
Hahaha! You slapped my grill the wrong way and it exploded! :D

 
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be like whoa ur a pedophile and try to go somewhere else with the gf i guess

 edit by the way, i doubt my gf would even have an ass, looking back at the girls ive liked and other stuff xD
Last Edit: June 12, 2015, 01:57:39 PM by Alphy

 
 
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360 no scope montage.

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I just can't imagine any hypothetical scenario where I associate with women romantically.

 
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ask him what the fuck those floaty things are

 
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Tell him he does it again imma whoop is deceptigon looking ass back to the scrap yard.

 
 
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