You can have one augmetic, what would it be?

 
 
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You have been visited by Techpriest Santa who offers you the choice of any upgrade to your pitiful biological carcass for free. What do you pick?

Laser eyes? Subdermal Ceramic armour? Robot Claw arm?

Or something more subtle, like bionic eyes that give you various spectrums of vision (Think Predator) and high magnification?

Or... are you content with your meatbag, meatbag? <_<

Psyduck's choice
I'd go with advanced memory storage/recall, think an SSD and relevant circuitry implanted in your brain to allow for vast storage of thoughts/memories/details and for easy/quick searching and recollection of them <.<


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i am become a real furry

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hopefully i will not getting raped day 1
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Hmm.

Something to do with my arms probably.


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Eye augments.... or maybe a skull augment.


 
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The Rage....
Uh..

Yes.


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uhhh...

- korrie
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Laser eyes

Full rage powers


 
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How bout a new indestructible spine?

Do you know what I puzzled over one day? Augment abuse. Not the right term. Let's say, augment disparity. An unequal level of power between augment and standard human muscles and bones.

For instance. Let's say you get some robo arms. Chop your arms off at the shoulders and get machine ones. These machine ones never tire, and outperform your old ones in every way. So. Here's the question.

You go up to a circus or whatever, feeling good about yourself with your new superman robo arms, and you decide to lift shit like the strongman does. Or, let's say you overdo it. Let's say you push those arms far beyond their normal capacity that no Human can lift normally. What happens?

Secondary organ failure and spinal rupture.

In essence, you just lifted something that your arms could lift. But not your Human body. When you lift, anything with your arms, outwards in front of your chest or above your head, the strain on your back is multiiplied by 7.

So. You're feeling damn sure of yourself. And you go up and pick up that nifty looking truck. Your robo arms are still attached to your regular system. That 1 ton truck becomes 7 tons on your spine.

Long story short. Pick your fucking augments carefully nigga.

How about a spine augment you say? Well, things get even messier. We're talking ripping limbs apart from strains your spine can take but not your arms or legs.

GG partial cyborgs with toned down pussy augments.
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How bout a new indestructible spine?

Do you know what I puzzled over one day? Augment abuse. Not the right term. Let's say, augment disparity. An unequal level of power between augment and standard human muscles and bones.

For instance. Let's say you get some robo arms. Chop your arms off at the shoulders and get machine ones. These machine ones never tire, and outperform your old ones in every way. So. Here's the question.

You go up to a circus or whatever, feeling good about yourself with your new superman robo arms, and you decide to lift shit like the strongman does. Or, let's say you overdo it. Let's say you push those arms far beyond their normal capacity that no Human can lift normally. What happens?

Secondary organ failure and spinal rupture.

In essence, you just lifted something that your arms could lift. But not your Human body. When you lift, anything with your arms, outwards in front of your chest or above your head, the strain on your back is multiiplied by 7.

So. You're feeling damn sure of yourself. And you go up and pick up that nifty looking truck. Your robo arms are still attached to your regular system. That 1 ton truck becomes 7 tons on your spine.

Long story short. Pick your fucking augments carefully nigga.
So...Deus Ex: Human Revolution?


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Laser eyes seems pretty sweet.


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Literal photographic memory would be awesome, cuz then you could have like, a porn stash and stuff.


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Fun fact: if humans could see UV light then windows wouldn't be transparent.

On topic: I'd get bionic arms & stuff.


 
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I'd rather my brain get placed into a mechanical body instead. With the right technology, I could keep my ability to feel and even reproduce.

Strongly doubting the Imperium is noblebright enough for either of those, though.


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Camera eyes connected to some sort of storage system in my brain. Literal photographic memory.
Literal photographic memory would be awesome, cuz then you could have like, a porn stash and stuff.
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I'd rather my brain get placed into a mechanical body instead. With the right technology, I could keep my ability to feel and even reproduce.

Strongly doubting the Imperium is noblebright enough for either of those, though.

It's certainly doable with Imperial tech <.<
Well mechanicus tech anyway.

You have some techpriests who are completely robotic other than their brain, which is also rammed full of upgrades and circuitry >.>


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I want that augment (I think it's called Cassie or something in dues ex) that would be handy. You know people behaviors and what not.


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I'd go with advanced memory storage/recall, think an SSD and relevant circuitry implanted in your brain to allow for vast storage of thoughts/memories/details and for easy/quick searching and recollection of them
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I want this

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I'd go with advanced memory storage/recall, think an SSD and relevant circuitry implanted in your brain to allow for vast storage of thoughts/memories/details and for easy/quick searching and recollection of them <.<
I think that an SSD would bottleneck your brain...


 
 
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I'd go with advanced memory storage/recall, think an SSD and relevant circuitry implanted in your brain to allow for vast storage of thoughts/memories/details and for easy/quick searching and recollection of them <.<
I think that an SSD would bottleneck your brain...

It may well do >.>
I'm not a great techpriest when it comes to actual machinery, I study the meatbags to help the meatbags <_<

What would you suggest as a better alternative?


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Eye augmentations. I would want a general purpose heads up display. One that reminds me of relevant information, tasks I need to accomplish, most efficient ways of going about things, weather, general health of myself and others, threat detection, mathematics assistance, notification of behavioral cues, internet access, gaming capabilities, IR+Night vision, general interactivity(like a touchscreen but not), and other guidelines that would assist with life.