You are tasked with saving Brendan Fraser's career

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He stars as the main protagonist. What director, supporting actors and premise do you choose?

Director: Andrew Dominik

Premise: Rust belt setting, Fraser plays a worn out private detective who tries to maintain a relationship with his daughter and ex wife, whilst simultaneously getting embroiled in various crime predicaments and dealing with the estranged, but mysterious community.

Supporting actors: Emily Blunt, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Keaton, Jeremy Renner, Sam Rockwell
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Director: Edgar Wright

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Premise: A typical revenge act towards Fraser's wife.

Supporting cast: Simon Pegg, Owen Wilson, and Tobey Maguire


 
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Director: Edgar Wright

JUSTice League

Premise: A typical revenge act towards Fraser's wife.

Supporting cast: Simon Pegg, Owen Wilson, and Tobey Maguire
I can't believe I forgot to put Owen Wilson in my movie.

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Director: Sam Raimi

Premise: 50,000 years in the future, Brendan is still alive, but just as a severed head hooked up to an advanced life support machine. He still has $2305938573782 of alimony left to pay before he is allowed to die, but where will we get it from?

Supporting Cast: Will Smith, Matthew Broderick, Aiden Gillen, Ryan Gosling, and Jim Carrey


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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β€”β€”Carmen
Director: Kevin Reynolds

Premise: After the melting of the polar ice caps, most of the globe is underwater. Some humans have survived, and even fewer still, notably the Mariner, have adapted to the ocean by developing gills. A loner by nature, the Mariner reluctantly befriends Helen and her young companion, Enola, as they escape from a hostile artificial island. Soon the sinister Smokers are pursuing them in the belief that Enola holds the key to finding the mythical Dryland.


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Director: Kevin Smith

Premise: a small town man starts noticing everyone around him is acting strange. He starts investigating and comes to the conclusion that aliens have replaced everyone but himself. He begins to murder everyone in an attempt to locate the people and family he loves.

Plot twist: he's just crazy.


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Director: Francis Lawrence
Co director- Tom Shadyac

Premise: Brendan Fraser has to save the Earth from the apocalypse after having messed up some other intergalactic tasks sent to him by the counsel of space guys.

It's Bruce the Almighty meets Men in black; a film for the family.

Supporting Cast: Rachel Weisz as the head of some task force on Earth, Jack Dylan Grazer as the orphan son of a cosmic god, Macaulay Culkin as the guy working in the pizzeria


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Written, Starred and Directed by himself, The Bud Dwyer biopic. Critics will be amazed at the realism of the final scene and wonder where Frasier has been since.