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Choose one of three options

Free airfare for life
5 (15.2%)
$500 grocery tab every week for life
19 (57.6%)
Free gas for life
9 (27.3%)

Total Members Voted: 33

Voting closed: March 01, 2016, 08:18:16 PM

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Dopameme | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Your love gets me so high
you stumble upon a lamp of magical fortitude and BOOM, a genie pops out and offers you these three choices...

What do you pick, and why?

Don't just vote in the poll and then walk away either, I want some explanations >:(

Personally I'd choose the free airfare because being able to travel to any place in the world has always been a dream of mine. Of course there are other expenses that come with traveling but I'd argue that not worrying about airfare would make my dream so much more possible.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen
Definitely the grocery tab.


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Definitely the grocery tab.
pls explain


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Definitely the grocery tab.
pls explain
That would help out the most out of all three. I'd be able to pretty much just live off of a part-time job.


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Grocery tab deal is the best for my survival. I'll go with that.


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
Free gas so I can kill myself


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Definitely the grocery tab.
pls explain
That would help out the most out of all three. I'd be able to pretty much just live off of a part-time job.
that's true

I guess it depends on your priorities, which to me appears to be being able to live comfortably. I share that sentiment but I'm also an optimist, where I'm confident that I'll be able to start a career and take care of that enough so that I can fulfill my dream of traveling the world


 
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Free gas so I can kill myself
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I'd like to travel, but I dunno if I'd do it enough for it being free forever to be worth it. And my car doesn't cost much at all to fill up. So I'd go with the groceries thing so I can eat all proper like instead of the shit I'm mostly stuck with now


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
Free gas so I can kill myself
darker than the kid who stole my bike
im fucking crying


 
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The groceries holy goddamn shit.

Only answer
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1) Get $500 grocery tab
2) Open fuel rewards cards at retailers
3) Get anywhere from $0.10 to $1.00 off gas consistently

I'd eat for free and be able to fill my car up for like $10 whenever I wanted. Easily the best option.


 
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If I were to take my present situation into account?

Free airfare. May as well enjoy things while I have them.


 
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The grocery tab, because food is expensive as fuck and that would solve pretty much 90% of my future life problems.


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1) Get $500 grocery tab
2) Open fuel rewards cards at retailers
3) Get anywhere from $0.10 to $1.00 off gas consistently

I'd eat for free and be able to fill my car up for like $10 whenever I wanted. Easily the best option.
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Groceries. Garunteed food for life is a no Brainer. You could probably work part time with the amount of expenses you'd cut down on, or  still work full time and save alot more for things you want.
Airfare is really nice would be more practical for frequent flyers which I am not, gas is extremely enticing too but I don't drive and garunteed food would mean you probably aren't going to need to spend as much on gas since you're not hauling groceries, although that would heavily depend on the person.

Really they are all good choices it just depends on the personal needs of the recipient.


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The gas, sell it for mass profit and get my own plane and groceries.


 
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Airfare.

I plan on living in a large city (Think: Boston), so I wouldn't require utilizing gasoline - just use the public transport. And there's no way I'd ever spend close to $500 on groceries in a week.



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Gas is already cheap but flying is the most expensive part of traveling. I'll take it.


 
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The gas, sell it for mass profit and get my own plane and groceries.
Sheit, Batch has it down.

Do we get free AvGas too, OP?


 
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Gas
Sell it for money, become rich.


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gas

so i can open gas stations and sell it and hopefully become rich

than i use that money to buy groceries and buy a private jet and fuel it with my free gas



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All these niggas taking my idea >.>


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Is this just free fuel until oil runs out or will it just keep coming from nowhere until I die?


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Does the $500 scale with inflation? Does it scale with any price of food? If every product in the world and every paycheck suddenly had 2 zeroes added to the end, is my $500 now only worth $5?

Is this just free fuel until oil runs out or will it just keep coming from nowhere until I die?
This is important, I could be an oil tycoon or just lame depending on how much I get.


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Does the $500 scale with inflation? Does it scale with any price of food? If every product in the world and every paycheck suddenly had 2 zeroes added to the end, is my $500 now only worth $5?

Is this just free fuel until oil runs out or will it just keep coming from nowhere until I die?
This is important, I could be an oil tycoon or just lame depending on how much I get.


If it were the latter, then I could pretty much become so rich I wouldn't need the others by selling oil to governments after it runs out



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Does the $500 scale with inflation? Does it scale with any price of food? If every product in the world and every paycheck suddenly had 2 zeroes added to the end, is my $500 now only worth $5?

Is this just free fuel until oil runs out or will it just keep coming from nowhere until I die?
This is important, I could be an oil tycoon or just lame depending on how much I get.
you're thinking a little too much into this >.>