You are presented with an opportunity of a lifetime

Dopameme · December 23, 2015, 08:18:16 PM

you stumble upon a lamp of magical fortitude and BOOM, a genie pops out and offers you these three choices...

What do you pick, and why?

Don't just vote in the poll and then walk away either, I want some explanations

Personally I'd choose the free airfare because being able to travel to any place in the world has always been a dream of mine. Of course there are other expenses that come with traveling but I'd argue that not worrying about airfare would make my dream so much more possible.

December 23, 2015, 08:19:52 PM

Definitely the grocery tab.

Dopameme · December 23, 2015, 08:21:03 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on December 23, 2015, 08:19:52 PM

Definitely the grocery tab.

pls explain

December 23, 2015, 08:24:22 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on December 23, 2015, 08:21:03 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on December 23, 2015, 08:19:52 PM
Definitely the grocery tab.
pls explain

That would help out the most out of all three. I'd be able to pretty much just live off of a part-time job.

Aether · December 23, 2015, 08:32:18 PM

Grocery tab deal is the best for my survival. I'll go with that.

T6 · December 23, 2015, 08:34:00 PM

Free gas so I can kill myself

Dopameme · December 23, 2015, 08:38:50 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on December 23, 2015, 08:24:22 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on December 23, 2015, 08:21:03 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on December 23, 2015, 08:19:52 PM
Definitely the grocery tab.
pls explain
That would help out the most out of all three. I'd be able to pretty much just live off of a part-time job.

that's true

I guess it depends on your priorities, which to me appears to be being able to live comfortably. I share that sentiment but I'm also an optimist, where I'm confident that I'll be able to start a career and take care of that enough so that I can fulfill my dream of traveling the world

DAS B00T x2 · December 23, 2015, 08:40:35 PM

Gasoline

Because racecar

and I just acquired a vee-dub with a VR6 in it...

December 23, 2015, 08:53:47 PM

Quote from: T6 on December 23, 2015, 08:34:00 PM

Free gas so I can kill myself

darker than the kid who stole my bike

A Cheese Potato · December 23, 2015, 08:59:37 PM

I'd like to travel, but I dunno if I'd do it enough for it being free forever to be worth it. And my car doesn't cost much at all to fill up. So I'd go with the groceries thing so I can eat all proper like instead of the shit I'm mostly stuck with now

T6 · December 23, 2015, 09:04:59 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on December 23, 2015, 08:53:47 PM

Quote from: T6 on December 23, 2015, 08:34:00 PM
Free gas so I can kill myself
darker than the kid who stole my bike

im fucking crying

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Dopameme · December 23, 2015, 09:15:44 PM

Quote from: Jimgle Bells on December 23, 2015, 09:08:05 PM

The groceries holy goddamn shit.

Only answer

no there are actually two other answers

silly goose

🍁 Aria 🔮 · December 23, 2015, 09:34:54 PM

1) Get $500 grocery tab
2) Open fuel rewards cards at retailers
3) Get anywhere from $0.10 to $1.00 off gas consistently

I'd eat for free and be able to fill my car up for like $10 whenever I wanted. Easily the best option.

Sandtrap · December 23, 2015, 09:38:41 PM

If I were to take my present situation into account?

Free airfare. May as well enjoy things while I have them.

Verbatim · December 23, 2015, 09:40:12 PM

The grocery tab, because food is expensive as fuck and that would solve pretty much 90% of my future life problems.

Dopameme · December 23, 2015, 09:43:55 PM

Quote from: Prime Megaten on December 23, 2015, 09:34:54 PM

1) Get $500 grocery tab
2) Open fuel rewards cards at retailers
3) Get anywhere from $0.10 to $1.00 off gas consistently

I'd eat for free and be able to fill my car up for like $10 whenever I wanted. Easily the best option.

...

clever girl

Deleted · December 23, 2015, 09:50:05 PM

Groceries. Garunteed food for life is a no Brainer. You could probably work part time with the amount of expenses you'd cut down on, or still work full time and save alot more for things you want.
Airfare is really nice would be more practical for frequent flyers which I am not, gas is extremely enticing too but I don't drive and garunteed food would mean you probably aren't going to need to spend as much on gas since you're not hauling groceries, although that would heavily depend on the person.

Really they are all good choices it just depends on the personal needs of the recipient.

Batch · December 23, 2015, 10:01:45 PM

The gas, sell it for mass profit and get my own plane and groceries.

Alternative Facts · December 23, 2015, 10:15:28 PM

Airfare.

I plan on living in a large city (Think: Boston), so I wouldn't require utilizing gasoline - just use the public transport. And there's no way I'd ever spend close to $500 on groceries in a week.

Septy · December 23, 2015, 10:17:10 PM

Gas is already cheap but flying is the most expensive part of traveling. I'll take it.

DAS B00T x2 · December 23, 2015, 10:21:23 PM

Quote from: Batch on December 23, 2015, 10:01:45 PM

The gas, sell it for mass profit and get my own plane and groceries.

Sheit, Batch has it down.

Do we get free AvGas too, OP?

Luis · December 23, 2015, 11:00:00 PM

Gas
Sell it for money, become rich.

The Lord Ruler · December 23, 2015, 11:06:57 PM

gas

so i can open gas stations and sell it and hopefully become rich

than i use that money to buy groceries and buy a private jet and fuel it with my free gas

Batch · December 24, 2015, 02:24:42 AM

All these niggas taking my idea >.>

BaconShelf · December 24, 2015, 03:21:14 AM

Is this just free fuel until oil runs out or will it just keep coming from nowhere until I die?

Cadenza has moved on · December 24, 2015, 04:20:00 AM

Does the $500 scale with inflation? Does it scale with any price of food? If every product in the world and every paycheck suddenly had 2 zeroes added to the end, is my $500 now only worth $5?

Quote from: space boy on December 24, 2015, 03:21:14 AM

Is this just free fuel until oil runs out or will it just keep coming from nowhere until I die?

This is important, I could be an oil tycoon or just lame depending on how much I get.

BaconShelf · December 24, 2015, 04:23:58 AM

Quote from: Jackadenza Frost on December 24, 2015, 04:20:00 AM

Does the $500 scale with inflation? Does it scale with any price of food? If every product in the world and every paycheck suddenly had 2 zeroes added to the end, is my $500 now only worth $5?

Quote from: space boy on December 24, 2015, 03:21:14 AM
Is this just free fuel until oil runs out or will it just keep coming from nowhere until I die?
This is important, I could be an oil tycoon or just lame depending on how much I get.

If it were the latter, then I could pretty much become so rich I wouldn't need the others by selling oil to governments after it runs out

Dopameme · December 24, 2015, 11:43:29 AM

Quote from: Jackadenza Frost on December 24, 2015, 04:20:00 AM

Does the $500 scale with inflation? Does it scale with any price of food? If every product in the world and every paycheck suddenly had 2 zeroes added to the end, is my $500 now only worth $5?

Quote from: space boy on December 24, 2015, 03:21:14 AM
Is this just free fuel until oil runs out or will it just keep coming from nowhere until I die?
This is important, I could be an oil tycoon or just lame depending on how much I get.

you're thinking a little too much into this >.>

Poll

Choose one of three options

You are presented with an opportunity of a lifetime