>17
>just broke up w/ gf cuz i dont like the poon
>figure i must be gay or something
>meet qt emo guy on vampirefreaks
>dude's into me holy crap
>dude's into weird stuff, cool
>dude's... trans. uh
>turns out dude has a vag
>tells me he would never have me touch it
>chat with him for a year
>he pays for a bus ticket for me to travel halfway across the country to see him
>do it
>he has me wearing collars, leading me around everywhere on a chain, handcuffing me to the bed
>it’s cool
>tells me he's a vampire
>iron deficiency or some thing
>dude sucks on raw meat sometimes
>dude says one time he almost killed a cat once the craving was so bad
>im mallgoth and think that's hot so whatever
>takes an Xacto blade to my shoulder
>cuts out a little x and starts sucking
>still have scars
>at his friend's house
>slumber party for b-day, cool
>he starts FREAKING OUT
>snarling, snapping, etc
>like a Dawn of the Dead remake zombie
>suddenly i get it
>he needs blood
>carry him out a few blocks away
>hold him close to me
>let him bite into my jugular
>hurts like hell
>no blood
>he eventually comes out of it
>says i'm stupid for letting him do that
>apologizes
>whatever
>go home
>favorite some upskirt pic of a crossdressed Sasuke on deviantArt my friend drew
>dude throws a fit
>says I'm to cease all contact with the artist
>wtf
>break up with him
>now he's "genderqueer" and it turns out he was just a yaoi fangirl looking to live out the fantasy

Seriously, I'm nope'ing out of this harder than the morgue thread.

Gay story thread? I've got one or two decent ones.

Gay story thread? I've got one or two decent ones.

Do it.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 08, 2014, 11:01:33 PM

Gay story thread? I've got one or two decent ones.

Do it.

>be me
>be in the national guard
>be one week into our two week summer AT
>be drunk as shit in the back of an astrovan watching LOtR with the squad
>yawn at scratch head
>arm ends up aross the shoulder of guy next to me
> he looks at me
>I laugh
>he moves hand to my leg
>I rub shoulder with hand that's already there
>he works his way up leg
>dude's fucking rubbing my dick through my pants
>guy in seat in front of us turns around
>"AW FUCK NO"
>takes picture on iPhone
>everyone runs out of van
>us two in the back panic, head to room in barracks
>three man room, other guy is passed out drunk
>he reaches over from his bunk, starts rubbing my arm
>I reach up, run hand down his side
>he rolls over into my bed
>says "I'm not gay, but I always though you were cute"
>I blush hardcore, move down to lick his cock a little
>come up to kiss him
>instead he moves down
>dude blows me after saying again that he isn't gay
>I have to cuff him a few times for teeth usage
>he's going hardcore for a rookie
>grab back of his head
>cum down his throat
>I'm still fucking wasted so I pass out five second after
>can hear "what the fuck noll, you just cum in my mouth then go to bed?" before consciousness leaves me
>next day be awkward and avoidative as fuck

I couldn't post >.> enough to get my message across.

Quote from: TailBlue on November 08, 2014, 11:17:17 PM

Quote from: Ossku on November 08, 2014, 11:16:09 PM

I couldn't post >.> enough to get my message across.

Ok, I'll try. But I'm sure I'll hit the limit before I'm happy.

Quote from: TailBlue on November 08, 2014, 11:20:03 PM

Quote from: Ossku on November 08, 2014, 11:17:54 PM

Quote from: TailBlue on November 08, 2014, 11:17:17 PM

Quote from: Ossku on November 08, 2014, 11:16:09 PM

I couldn't post >.> enough to get my message across.

Ok, I'll try. But I'm sure I'll hit the limit before I'm happy.

Spoiler

Spoiler

>mfw dicks

You want your mouth filled with cum so much it drips out?

Quote from: TailBlue on November 08, 2014, 11:22:57 PM

Quote from: Ossku on November 08, 2014, 11:21:34 PM

Quote from: TailBlue on November 08, 2014, 11:20:03 PM

Quote from: Ossku on November 08, 2014, 11:17:54 PM

Quote from: TailBlue on November 08, 2014, 11:17:17 PM

Quote from: Ossku on November 08, 2014, 11:16:09 PM

I couldn't post >.> enough to get my message across.

Ok, I'll try. But I'm sure I'll hit the limit before I'm happy.

Spoiler

Spoiler

>mfw dicks

You want your mouth filled with cum so much it drips out?

...did you...is it you who just said that.

Yes.