You've Just Finished Your Workout

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You just crushed chest and arms
Your endorphins and testosterone levels are at an all time high
You're checking out your pump in the mirror and can't stop being aroused by yourself

You have successfully convinced yourself that you're worth a shit and might actually be something one day

Then your mom comes home and tells you of how she could've done all your chores way better and how you failed at them
You shrug it off because you just pumped 45 pounds of dopamine through your brain and nothing can stop you now

Then your mom brings in a cheesecake for your brothers that she got from work
Now your gains are obliterated and you're sitting there listening to mom telling you how worthless you are as your self respect and pride are slip away slowly
You take the beating silently as you eat

You are reminded of how pathetic and useless you are
You are also reminded that you forgot to kill yourself today
You get angry but the anger slowly subsides to sadness and self hatred
You excuse yourself and go to your room to vent online to people who don't in an effort to mask your insecurity and hold on to any gains you might've gotten

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This stopped being a joke halfway through
Last Edit: June 15, 2015, 09:49:49 PM by Ingloriouswho98


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
Your mom sounds amazing.


 
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fuck you
>Your endorphin and testosterone levels are at an all time high

Yeah... Fuck you


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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
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You are also reminded that you forgot to kill yourself today

I'll get to it eventually lol


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>Your endorphin and testosterone levels are at an all time high

Yeah... Fuck you

I'm sorry I don't run on estrogen like you


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>crushing back and bis
>wearing stringer of peace
>girls walk in
>"aye bro those girls keep staring at you"
>yeah i know, they better be
>do cardio on bike
>come home and eat box of saltwater taffy


 
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β€’ stand up from computer
β€’ feel the burn
β€’ sit down
β€’ stand up again
β€’ good workout
β€’ Who's mum comes in
β€’ eating Who's mum
β€’ self-respect slipping away
β€’ wipe mouth
β€’ rinse mouth twice
β€’ cry
β€’ sit back the fuck down


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I finished my workout earlier (only did 1 set instead of 2 because it was getting too dark to see outside and my friend needed a ride home).

Afterward we ate pizza lelelelel