yo the weirdest fucking thing happened this morning and i just canot wrap my hea

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i woke up with wet underwear, a wet spot on the carpet but completely dry bed
i'm p sure i would have rememberd pissing on the floor and most definiltey didn't so i'm wondering if i did it in my sleep
i'm more impressed by subconcious had the tact to roll over and not piss the bed


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You still pee in your sleep?


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Sleepwalk pissing. It's pretty common actually, you think you're walking to the bathroom but you don't get that far.


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Sleepwalk pissing. It's pretty common actually, you think you're walking to the bathroom but you don't get that far.
I actually have done this.

I woke up once wearing different clothes from when I fell asleep and had soiled them.

It was very embarrassing, and I have never told anyone about it.

As much as I sleepwalk, I'm glad it has only happened the once.


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If you know, you know.
You have been framed by the piss bandit.

He comes to your house, pisses beside your bed but makes it look like you did it.

OT: check if there are any wet spots on the ceiling or if there are any leaks in the roof. Could be a leaky pipe above your bed?