HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THIS IS THE MOST SIGNIFICANT EVENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY NAY, HUMAN HISTORY

30+ million Americans are relying on food banks just to survive in the "land of opportunity", and ~45 million are undergoing crippling poverty. But who gives a FLYING FUCK about that, because THE BRONCOS HAVE JUST WON THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL!!! XDDD

FUCK YEAH--LET'S ALL GET DRUNK ON THAT WORTHLESS NATIONAL PRIDE!!!

I mean, okay, let's be REAL for a moment: Why pitch in some of your hard-earned money for a worthy cause that you believe in, like helping people fight some crippling illness, feeding homeless people, or helping a mother in dire emotional and financial straits gather enough resources to find her missing daughter?

FUCK ALL THAT, WHO GIVES A SHIT

LET'S ALL JUST SPEND TWENTY-ONE TH-TH-TH-THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH ($21,000) FOR SOME FUCKING SUPERBOWL TICKETS

Oh, what's that? Not really into the Superbowl, you say? DID YOU AT LEAST WATCH THOSE TOTALLY EPIC AND SO FUNNY DXDXD SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS? Fuck yes, you did. You got to watch the OHSOLOVABLE Kevin Hart act like a buffoon (HOW ORIGINAL!) for 30 savory seconds! Isn't that just fucking delightful?

NOW THAT'S SOME $5,000,000 WELL SPENT

MEANWHILE, IN SAN FRANCISCO:

Despite the fact that the Superbowl was hosted at Santa Clara, taxpayers in San Francisco have payed an even $5 million just to host the goddamn thing in another fucking city. Oops, sorry--that came off a little bit negative, didn't it? Let me try that again--$5 MILLION OF TAX DOLLARS WENT INTO FUNDING THE LOCATION OF THE SUPERBOWL!! AND THE NFL, (a multi b-b-b-BILLION dollar industry, mind you!) IS DOING NOTHING TO SOLVE THE ENSUING FINANCIAL CRISIS!

WOO MONEY MONEY MONEY
SPEND SPEND SPEND BUY BUY BUY

and for what?

oh, just a bunch of dudes tossing a ball around

...

FUCK YEAH AMERICA

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE IN SHINING MOTHERFUCKING GLORY

NFL FOOTBALL RULES

I can cut sarcasm this thick with a knife and melt on some rye bread for an afternoon snack.
Well done, bravo!
I can't believe it's real sarcasm.

lol Liberals

Go join the Peace Corps or something

Americans like football, in other news bears live in the woods

People are domestically abused. In other news, water is wet. Make a commercial out of it.

Trivialization is fun!

Quote from: ❤ SecondClass on February 07, 2016, 09:28:14 PM

Americans like football, in other news bears live in the woods

People are domestically abused. In other news, water is wet. Make a commercial out of it.

Trivialization is fun!

Except you can conceivably stop domestic abuse. And it's a worthy cause to sink your time into.

You could spend your whole life crusading against football, make your son and his son spend their whole lives doing the same, and not a thing would be changed. And let's say your son find a genie's lamp and wishes football away. Even then, a new sport will just come to take its place.

To the average human, entertainment will ALWAYS be more important than things outside of themselves. You can try to change things for the better, but not if mass enterainment is at stake. Don't waste your precious, precious time getting all pissy about things like this.

Sometimes I wish I knew why things like this happen

Then I think that there's no way to change it


So I stop thinking about it

yeah fuck you guys for celebrating this

i just lost my bet you dicks

yeah fuck you guys for celebrating this

i just lost my bet you dicks

How much?

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on February 07, 2016, 09:44:33 PM

Maybe if they had a job, the could solve their hunger by themselves instead of relying on other people do it for them.

The best thing about people who genuinely think this way is that they're all going to die, and be grandfathered out of existence.

While I do believe there are a lot of unfortunate people, you have to admit there are people who choose the lifestyle to abuse the system and other people for their own gain.

I do wish people would stop lighting fucking fireworks, they make me really jumpy.

Quote from: The Lord Protractor on February 07, 2016, 09:44:33 PM

Maybe if they had a job, the could solve their hunger by themselves instead of relying on other people do it for them.

The best thing about people who genuinely think this way is that they're all going to die, and be grandfathered out of existence.

But then if people who actually take care of themselves die out, who will take care of the welfare queens?

dude you're a fucking faggot. Just because you CANT get a job and earn money, you want to try and dictate to people how they should spend their money?

Fuck you bro. Your edginess is hilarious.

You hate football? Congrats bro. I hate edgy losers who contribute NOTHING to the world. FUck outta here and grow the fuck up.

Oh boy here we goooo

You don't like America? Thats fine? Move to Sweden or Denmark.

OH WAIT, you don't have the money to do that!

You should go to Russia and use that elite VPN again.

Quote from: PSU on February 07, 2016, 10:10:42 PM

You don't like America? Thats fine? Move to Sweden or Denmark.

OH WAIT, you don't have the money to do that!

You should go to Russia and use that elite VPN again.

You again kid?