Haha I too think the same every time I'm behind the wheel

i too am bewildered by utterly mundane things

as a gamer i live and breathe for relateable gamer posts such as these

The cross-traffic clears. The lights turn green. A strained, undersized motor emits a dull metallic whine, barely audible through the screech of tyres. But it's not what you think; there are no performance cars anywhere to be seen. It's Gemma. Gemma drives a 17 seat illusion of status. She's just found out the toy shop in Chadstone has one fidget spinner left in stock and she's not fucking going to miss out; one more day of the kids whining about not having one and she might just go back to having no children.
Gemma is well equipped for this type of advanced driving scenario. After years of failing to indicate, pushing a full car into half-car gaps, and tailgating like a hemorrhoid, Gemma now has two finely honed middle fingers and a facial expression that can somehow make you feel like you fucked up by getting blatantly cut off by her. The genes must be strong; her little sponges occupying the four rows of seats in the back are already developing their own aggressive finger gestures.

>insane speeds

yeah not even close

Mfw going 80mph is normal where I live.

its fun though

lol no it isn't