Write my tinder bio contest

Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
So I decided to jump on tinder for the first time since my fwb situation dissolved.

I don't actually care all that much about it so I decided I would l let you guys write my bio for me.

Please keep in mind there's a 500 character limit and I'll go with what the community decides.

 
Desty | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Desty | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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By now my X genjutsu will have taken ahold of you. For the next 5 days you'll experience an extraordinary excess of extreme Xs

Let it be known that this is punishment for making your gf an ex

 
The Lord Ruler | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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"Chicks with dicks preferred"

 
DAS B00T x2 | Cultural Appropriator
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
This bio is as long as my penis

 
 
Naru | The Tide Caller
 
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The Rage....
i eat ass

Desty | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Chicks w/ dicks= x2 the fun

 
FatherlyNick - fuck putin | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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If you know, you know.
Only fuck-boiiiz™ plis

OT: Dude, do a short list of likes / dislikes and throw in some witty (as least cancerous as possible) joke in there somewhere.
Also if linking your Instagram - post some pictures you think describe you / your livelihood best.

 
Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2016, 04:25:36 PM
Only fuck-boiiiz™ plis

OT: Dude, do a short list of likes / dislikes and throw in some witty (as least cancerous as possible) joke in there somewhere.
Also if linking your Instagram - post some pictures you think describe you / your livelihood best.

I appreciate the advice, but I came to meme.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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If you know, you know.
Quote from: Dietrich Six on July 01, 2016, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2016, 04:25:36 PM
Only fuck-boiiiz™ plis

OT: Dude, do a short list of likes / dislikes and throw in some witty (as least cancerous as possible) joke in there somewhere.
Also if linking your Instagram - post some pictures you think describe you / your livelihood best.

I appreciate the advice, but I came to meme.
Literally just put a URL to this place then. That should ensure that you stay single for a while.

Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2016, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on July 01, 2016, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2016, 04:25:36 PM
Only fuck-boiiiz™ plis

OT: Dude, do a short list of likes / dislikes and throw in some witty (as least cancerous as possible) joke in there somewhere.
Also if linking your Instagram - post some pictures you think describe you / your livelihood best.

I appreciate the advice, but I came to meme.
Literally just put a URL to this place then. That should ensure that you stay single for a while.

That's fucking genius.

 
FatherlyNick - fuck putin | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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If you know, you know.
Quote from: Dietrich Six on July 01, 2016, 07:12:07 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2016, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on July 01, 2016, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2016, 04:25:36 PM
Only fuck-boiiiz™ plis

OT: Dude, do a short list of likes / dislikes and throw in some witty (as least cancerous as possible) joke in there somewhere.
Also if linking your Instagram - post some pictures you think describe you / your livelihood best.

I appreciate the advice, but I came to meme.
Literally just put a URL to this place then. That should ensure that you stay single for a while.

That's fucking genius.
Bonus points - say that you are user known as Loaf.
That will also probably get you listed on some sex offender list.

 
Dietrich Six | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2016, 07:20:37 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on July 01, 2016, 07:12:07 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2016, 06:59:55 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on July 01, 2016, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on July 01, 2016, 04:25:36 PM
Only fuck-boiiiz™ plis

OT: Dude, do a short list of likes / dislikes and throw in some witty (as least cancerous as possible) joke in there somewhere.
Also if linking your Instagram - post some pictures you think describe you / your livelihood best.

I appreciate the advice, but I came to meme.
Literally just put a URL to this place then. That should ensure that you stay single for a while.

That's fucking genius.
Bonus points - say that you are user known as Loaf.
That will also probably get you listed on some sex offender list.

I am definitely not doing that, he's memeing on a whole other level.

 
Pippen | Legendary Invincible!
 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on July 01, 2016, 04:20:45 PM
This bio is as long as my penis

I pity you then

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Death | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Kid tested and mother approved-Fox News