Poll

Suck yo dick

Def
11 (55%)
No
6 (30%)
I'd give it an apprehensive lick
3 (15%)

Total Members Voted: 19

Would You Suck Your Dick If You Could?

Ingy | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Not just like sucking the tip but you can sloppy deepthroat yourself

Pros: You'd be getting a pretty killer blowjob

Cons: You're choking on a dick and learning to get better at it


 
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No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through her head.

I'm gonna assume most of them actually hate it and think it's gross, but do it anyway because it'll make their partner happy, or something. Like, that's the only way I can justify it in my head.
Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 09:58:12 AM by Verbatim


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uhhh...

- korrie
Are you coming out of Narnia?


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No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through their head.

More like what head is going through them.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
....no


 
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No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through their head.
More like what head is going through them.
hahahahaha

hahaha

ha


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No thanks. Any girl who would, with any dick ever, is like... I don't know. I wanna know what's going through her head.

I'm gonna assume most of them actually hate it and think it's gross, but do it anyway because it'll make their partner happy, or something. Like, that's the only way I can justify it in my head.

Do you know how to see any other world views other than your's?


 
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fuck you
no...

My fucking back man


 
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Do you know how to see any other world views other than your's?
No, because mine is a million times better than everyone else's

why the fuck would i try to view it any other way
even for one second


Ingy | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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no...

My fucking back man

Like if you could do it and not die


Ingy | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Do you know how to see any other world views other than your's?
No, because mine is a million times better than everyone else's

why the fuck would i try to view it from anyone else's
even for one second

To understand why someone would think that and thus be smarter about the world


 
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fuck you
no...

My fucking back man

Like if you could do it and not die
Still, no..

It would just be... weird


 
Verbatim
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To understand why someone would think that and thus be smarter about the world
except i'm already the smartest person in the universe

duh

Spoiler
you realize that's why i basically asked the question, right

to learn

you stupid fuck
Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 10:04:03 AM by Verbatim


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I only give brojobs but I say no homo after just in case so it's 100% not gay


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no...

My fucking back man

Like if you could do it and not die
Still, no..

It would just be... weird

But it would feel 👌👌👌


Ingy | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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To understand why someone would think that and thus be smarter about the world
except i'm already the smartest person in the universe

duh

Spoiler
you realize that's why i basically asked the question, right

to learn

you stupid fuck

Why would you even need to learn how to use common sense


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
that's gross man, if i wanted to get my dick sucked so bad i'd find someone else to do it for me


Ingy | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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I only give brojobs but I say no homo after just in case so it's 100% not gay

Dude

I can take six dicks and not have it be gay

I don't even say no homo


 
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Why would you even need to learn how to use common sense
knowing why someone would want to put a penis inside of their mouth and suck on it for awhile is the opposite of common sense


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Why would you even need to learn how to use common sense
knowing why someone would want to put a penis inside of their mouth and suck on it for awhile is the opposite of common sense

Well if you actually think about it for a moment you would realize that it is not about the pleasure for that person

Rather it is the act of pleasuring the other person as is obligated when you have sex

It's an act of kindness to put it into simple terms
Not everything is for your own pleasure

And even then
Some people like the feeling of sucking on a dick


 
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umm no


 
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Rather it is the act of pleasuring the other person as is obligated when you have sex
so literally what i said in my first post

thanks for wasting my time


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No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?



 
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No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?
"omg why are you so closed-minded, you realize this is like, common sense, right"


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Get of my lawn
No.

Any pleasure derived from having my penis in a mouth is cancelled out by the fact there is a penis in my mouth


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?

I actually asked, and they said it actually feels really nice.


Ingy | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Rather it is the act of pleasuring the other person as is obligated when you have sex
so literally what i said in my first post

thanks for wasting my time

But the point is that you think they don't like it because you don't like it

Everything has to conform to your views

And yes Verby
We all know how precious your time is spent building rockets and converting people to vegans


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No and I cannot understand why girls do it either?

omg why are you so closed-minded, you realize this is like, common sense, right


 
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But the point is that you think they don't like it because you don't like it
what

when in the fuck did i say anything like that, you crazy fuck