Would you pay for Verbatim to...

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 12:52:11 AM

...come to San Diego for some shore leave.

I would take him to the various bars, get him drunk, and find a nice San Diego State University (SDSU) girl to go down on him and possibly do a bit more...

All he needs is airfare and lodging.

Juuzou · September 12, 2014, 12:52:32 AM

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Verbatim · September 12, 2014, 12:54:47 AM

i'd rather die

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 12:57:06 AM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 12, 2014, 12:52:32 AM

What

Shore leave for Verbatim. He seems like he could use some. Take him to a few beach bars, a few clubs. Get him tipsy, buy a few beers for a SDSU skank in his name, let her make a man of him. It could do him good.

R o c k e t · September 12, 2014, 12:57:47 AM

Well LOOK who joined Sep7agon!

>_>
<_<
>_>

Oh snap, its verby

Verbatim · September 12, 2014, 12:57:55 AM

I'd honestly go out of my way to act even more like a dick afterwards.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 12:59:31 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 12, 2014, 12:57:55 AM

I'd honestly go out of my way to act even more like a dick afterwards.

There's a bar in Pacific Beach called Lahina's. Its right on the sand, they play chill music and the girls all wear bikinis. We can start there.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · September 12, 2014, 12:59:52 AM

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Verbatim · September 12, 2014, 01:00:33 AM

Now this is just harassment.

Quote from: TrussingDoor on September 12, 2014, 12:59:52 AM

My text is bigger than your text.

Sandtrap · September 12, 2014, 01:00:37 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 12, 2014, 12:54:47 AM

i'd rather die

It's all gone down the shitter.

Saleem · September 12, 2014, 01:02:25 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 12, 2014, 12:57:55 AM

I'd honestly go out of my way to act even more like a dick afterwards.

Walk to the club like "Whatup I got a big cock!"

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 01:03:59 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 12, 2014, 01:00:33 AM

Now this is just harassment.
Quote from: TrussingDoor on September 12, 2014, 12:59:52 AM
My text is bigger than your text.

How am I harassing you? I am seriously offering to get you drunk and laid. All I need is a place for you to stay. I'd hook you up with my wife's friend Mary, she's into younger guys, but I don' know how you feel about cougars. You aren't staying with me, I know how you feel about kids. And I will have one or two, depending on when this happens.

I'm not trying to harass you. You seem like a guy who could use a beer and a skank.

Solonoid · September 12, 2014, 01:05:08 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 12:52:11 AM

...come to San Diego for some shore leave.

I would take him to the various bars, get him drunk, and find a nice San Diego State University (SDSU) girl to go down on him and possibly do a bit more...

All he needs is airfare and lodging.

I totally would if I had the cash.

I care about that little guy.

Reciffo_Smmoc · September 12, 2014, 01:08:59 AM

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Cheat · September 12, 2014, 01:10:31 AM

Quote from: Weed Commando on September 12, 2014, 01:08:59 AM

Is Verbatim literally rejecting easy, hot skanks? God, what a fucking loser.

Not the only one who would, BTW.

Reciffo_Smmoc · September 12, 2014, 01:11:32 AM

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MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 01:14:11 AM

Quote from: Cheat on September 12, 2014, 01:10:31 AM

Quote from: Weed Commando on September 12, 2014, 01:08:59 AM
Is Verbatim literally rejecting easy, hot skanks? God, what a fucking loser.
Not the only one who would, BTW.

You too.

If you guys go one at a time, I could get everyone laid. We'd just have to rotate bars so the women don't catch on. The trick is to just go with whatever I tell them.

My brother isn't so different from Verby. His fiance cheated on him pretty badly when he was in the navy. Since then.. well he's a wee bit anti social. I got a girl to give him a rusty trombone (look it up) in a bar bathroom.

My job is sales, and I can be pretty good at it. I could pull maybe two of you guys at the same time, but its hard.

Elegiac · September 12, 2014, 01:14:33 AM

Quote from: Weed Commando on September 12, 2014, 01:11:32 AM

Quote from: Cheat on September 12, 2014, 01:10:31 AM
Quote from: Weed Commando on September 12, 2014, 01:08:59 AM
Is Verbatim literally rejecting easy, hot skanks? God, what a fucking loser.
Not the only one who would, BTW.
It's just the way he's doing it in. Like that pathetic denial sort.

Yeah, you've gotta be like, "Hah. Cheers, bloke, but that's not on my to-do list."

September 12, 2014, 01:15:43 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 01:14:11 AM

Quote from: Cheat on September 12, 2014, 01:10:31 AM
Quote from: Weed Commando on September 12, 2014, 01:08:59 AM
Is Verbatim literally rejecting easy, hot skanks? God, what a fucking loser.
Not the only one who would, BTW.
You too.

If you guys go one at a time, I could get everyone laid. We'd just have to rotate bars so the women don't catch on. The trick is to just go with whatever I tell them.

My brother isn't so different from Verby. His fiance cheated on him pretty badly when he was in the navy. Since then.. well he's a wee bit anti social. I got a girl to give him a rusty trombone (look it up) in a bar bathroom.

My job is sales, and I can be pretty good at it. I could pull maybe two of you guys at the same time, but its hard.

Verb's getting a hell of a deal. I'd go on a sex and booze filled rampage with Charlie any day.

Reciffo_Smmoc · September 12, 2014, 01:17:28 AM

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Verbatim · September 12, 2014, 01:17:45 AM

This is pretty sweet. It's almost like collecting trading cards.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 01:18:24 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 12, 2014, 01:15:43 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 01:14:11 AM
Quote from: Cheat on September 12, 2014, 01:10:31 AM
Quote from: Weed Commando on September 12, 2014, 01:08:59 AM
Is Verbatim literally rejecting easy, hot skanks? God, what a fucking loser.
Not the only one who would, BTW.
You too.

If you guys go one at a time, I could get everyone laid. We'd just have to rotate bars so the women don't catch on. The trick is to just go with whatever I tell them.

My brother isn't so different from Verby. His fiance cheated on him pretty badly when he was in the navy. Since then.. well he's a wee bit anti social. I got a girl to give him a rusty trombone (look it up) in a bar bathroom.

My job is sales, and I can be pretty good at it. I could pull maybe two of you guys at the same time, but its hard.
Verb's getting a hell of a deal. I'd go on a sex and booze filled rampage with Charlie any day.

See? You get it. I get to live vicariously through one of you, prove I still have it, and not tarnish the wedding band one bit. It's the next best thing to divorcing Mrs Charlie and going nuts.

Saleem · September 12, 2014, 01:18:57 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 12, 2014, 01:17:45 AM

This is pretty sweet. It's almost like collecting trading cards.

Your staunchness is lovable.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 01:20:27 AM

Quote from: Weed Commando on September 12, 2014, 01:17:28 AM

So Charlie, you going up to LA around December/January? I'm going down there for a couple of days around that time.

That'll be a tough one. I don't know the party scene up there, and I'll have to find a sitter for two kids for a weekend. If you can make it down to SD, then its much easier. If I do LA.. well.. I am doing it right.

The biggest problem with LA, is its a cash heavy town. The best bars require heavy coin.

Verbatim · September 12, 2014, 01:20:40 AM

Does anyone have an RC5908? I'm not sure if I have anything worthy of trade, but...

(Requesting lock; this is fucking stupid.)

Cheat · September 12, 2014, 01:20:41 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 01:18:24 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 12, 2014, 01:15:43 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 01:14:11 AM
Quote from: Cheat on September 12, 2014, 01:10:31 AM
Quote from: Weed Commando on September 12, 2014, 01:08:59 AM
Is Verbatim literally rejecting easy, hot skanks? God, what a fucking loser.
Not the only one who would, BTW.
You too.

If you guys go one at a time, I could get everyone laid. We'd just have to rotate bars so the women don't catch on. The trick is to just go with whatever I tell them.

My brother isn't so different from Verby. His fiance cheated on him pretty badly when he was in the navy. Since then.. well he's a wee bit anti social. I got a girl to give him a rusty trombone (look it up) in a bar bathroom.

My job is sales, and I can be pretty good at it. I could pull maybe two of you guys at the same time, but its hard.
Verb's getting a hell of a deal. I'd go on a sex and booze filled rampage with Charlie any day.

See? You get it. I get to live vicariously through one of you, prove I still have it, and not tarnish the wedding band one bit. It's the next best thing to divorcing Mrs Charlie and going nuts.

Nah. Count me out and let someone else have the fun.

Spoiler

I'm asexual, anyway.

Reciffo_Smmoc · September 12, 2014, 01:21:02 AM

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Reciffo_Smmoc · September 12, 2014, 01:23:03 AM

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Reciffo_Smmoc · September 12, 2014, 01:23:54 AM

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MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 01:24:23 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on September 12, 2014, 01:20:40 AM

Does anyone have an RC5908? I'm not sure if I have anything worthy of trade, but...

(Requesting lock; this is fucking stupid.)

Seriously?

I'm for real not trying to shame you. Believe it or not, I really don't hate you, nor want to troll you. I've been where you are. Mentally. Having some good old fashioned debauchery sounds like just what you need.