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Stab or not?

STAB THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE NECK
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Drink another beer and breath
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Would you have stabbed someone?

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OK. I sell copiers now. I know. It's a fucking lame and gay job. But fuck it. It pays the bills. The drone software company I worked for went tits up when Obama's dumb ass declared peace in Afghanistan.

Anyways, I spent a full year finding my software engineers jobs un-fucking-paid. No easy task.

Anyways, on to today. I sell a $30,000 copier to a company last week to a company, and the fucktards at my warehouse ship a broken unit. I get it swapped for a working one, AND THE FUCKTARDS send THE EXACT SAME BROKEN ONE FROM LAST WEEK TO MY NEW CUSTOMER!

What. The. Fuck???

Anyways, should I drive up to the warehouse and go on a stabbing spree?


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Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.


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Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.

Fuck them to death?

Would you give me conjugal visits?


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Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.

Fuck them to death?

Would you give me conjugal visits?
No.


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Do it. Cause there isn't internet in prison. just rape.

Fuck them to death?

Would you give me conjugal visits?
No.

Aww... B-b-but I love you


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Sometimes a bitch needs a stabbin', and in my warehouse, that bitch would receive that stabbin'


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Sometimes a bitch needs a stabbin', and in my warehouse, that bitch would receive that stabbin'
Would you have allowed them to ship a broken unit on a new order?


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Sometimes a bitch needs a stabbin', and in my warehouse, that bitch would receive that stabbin'
Would you have allowed them to ship a broken unit on a new order?

No, because the only guy who is newer than me is not that literally fucking retarded to do something like that.

All of our items are meticulously tracked, especially expensive things like in your case, printers, in our case inverters and modules.

The closest thing we had to something like that was last week/today. Inverter went out on a job. Serial for the inverter was entered into the system. I went to enter the serial of the same wattage inverter today only to find out that it was an old unit and it was already on a job. Somehow that inverter was entered into the system, but the installation crew ended up with an inverter that was never entered into the system. They didn't bother to ACTUALLY CHECK SHIT like they should have been, and that inverter ended up suckered onto some dude's house.

So, my Boss and I had to go through, find the issue, fix the issue, and then continue with what I was doing because a crew ended up with the right inverter, but just not the one we gave them. How that happened? Not a fucking clue.


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Sometimes a bitch needs a stabbin', and in my warehouse, that bitch would receive that stabbin'
Would you have allowed them to ship a broken unit on a new order?

No, because the only guy who is newer than me is not that literally fucking retarded to do something like that.

All of our items are meticulously tracked, especially expensive things like in your case, printers, in our case inverters and modules.

The closest thing we had to something like that was last week/today. Inverter went out on a job. Serial for the inverter was entered into the system. I went to enter the serial of the same wattage inverter today only to find out that it was an old unit and it was already on a job. Somehow that inverter was entered into the system, but the installation crew ended up with an inverter that was never entered into the system. They didn't bother to ACTUALLY CHECK SHIT like they should have been, and that inverter ended up suckered onto some dude's house.

So, my Boss and I had to go through, find the issue, fix the issue, and then continue with what I was doing because a crew ended up with the right inverter, but just not the one we gave them. How that happened? Not a fucking clue.

If memory serves, you're out in the Apple Valley area, yeah?

You want to work in Irvine? I'll stab the current guy, and you just take his job.


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Sometimes a bitch needs a stabbin', and in my warehouse, that bitch would receive that stabbin'
Would you have allowed them to ship a broken unit on a new order?

No, because the only guy who is newer than me is not that literally fucking retarded to do something like that.

All of our items are meticulously tracked, especially expensive things like in your case, printers, in our case inverters and modules.

The closest thing we had to something like that was last week/today. Inverter went out on a job. Serial for the inverter was entered into the system. I went to enter the serial of the same wattage inverter today only to find out that it was an old unit and it was already on a job. Somehow that inverter was entered into the system, but the installation crew ended up with an inverter that was never entered into the system. They didn't bother to ACTUALLY CHECK SHIT like they should have been, and that inverter ended up suckered onto some dude's house.

So, my Boss and I had to go through, find the issue, fix the issue, and then continue with what I was doing because a crew ended up with the right inverter, but just not the one we gave them. How that happened? Not a fucking clue.

If memory serves, you're out in the Apple Valley area, yeah?

You want to work in Irvine? I'll stab the current guy, and you just take his job.

I've not been here long enough to say, "LOL FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M OFF TO THE OC BITCHES!"

Besides, I like what I do. I get paid well enough for working part time, and I can guarantee you that moving Inverters, solar panels, and mounting hardware is a whole lot easier than moving copiers and printers.


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Sometimes a bitch needs a stabbin', and in my warehouse, that bitch would receive that stabbin'
Would you have allowed them to ship a broken unit on a new order?

No, because the only guy who is newer than me is not that literally fucking retarded to do something like that.

All of our items are meticulously tracked, especially expensive things like in your case, printers, in our case inverters and modules.

The closest thing we had to something like that was last week/today. Inverter went out on a job. Serial for the inverter was entered into the system. I went to enter the serial of the same wattage inverter today only to find out that it was an old unit and it was already on a job. Somehow that inverter was entered into the system, but the installation crew ended up with an inverter that was never entered into the system. They didn't bother to ACTUALLY CHECK SHIT like they should have been, and that inverter ended up suckered onto some dude's house.

So, my Boss and I had to go through, find the issue, fix the issue, and then continue with what I was doing because a crew ended up with the right inverter, but just not the one we gave them. How that happened? Not a fucking clue.

If memory serves, you're out in the Apple Valley area, yeah?

You want to work in Irvine? I'll stab the current guy, and you just take his job.

I've not been here long enough to say, "LOL FUCK YOU GUYS, I'M OFF TO THE OC BITCHES!"

Besides, I like what I do. I get paid well enough for working part time, and I can guarantee you that moving Inverters, solar panels, and mounting hardware is a whole lot easier than moving copiers and printers.

True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.


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Remember when Kernel Kraut wasn't a faggot. I don't.


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True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

What constitutes shit?


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FUCK OFF FAGGOT


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True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

What constitutes shit?

I wanna say that Ray makes $60,000


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True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

What constitutes shit?

I wanna say that Ray makes $60,000

I'm hourly. I'm making around 18k a year. But again, hourly part time.


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True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

What constitutes shit?

I wanna say that Ray makes $60,000

I'm hourly. I'm making around 18k a year. But again, hourly part time.

I vent his neck with a boxcutter and you walk on and triple your pay...

But in tbe OC, that doesn't go far.


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True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

What constitutes shit?

I wanna say that Ray makes $60,000

I'm hourly. I'm making around 18k a year. But again, hourly part time.

I vent his neck with a boxcutter and you walk on and triple your pay...

But in tbe OC, that doesn't go far.

And commuting through the pass every day down to Irvine is enough for me to contemplate murder.

Probably won't end well all in all. Unless i live in Ghettoanna


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True. And my company pays shit. You're better off where you are.

What constitutes shit?

I wanna say that Ray makes $60,000

I'm hourly. I'm making around 18k a year. But again, hourly part time.

I vent his neck with a boxcutter and you walk on and triple your pay...

But in tbe OC, that doesn't go far.

And commuting through the pass every day down to Irvine is enough for me to contemplate murder.

Probably won't end well all in all. Unless i live in Ghettoanna

Probably could get in at one of those student apartment complexes by UCI. Those ones filled with the Asian girls...


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Probably could get in at one of those student apartment complexes by UCI. Those ones filled with the Asian girls...

Don't know if I could pass off as a UCI student. But Asian girls intrigue me. I have a desire to know more, and it is intensifying.


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Probably could get in at one of those student apartment complexes by UCI. Those ones filled with the Asian girls...

Don't know if I could pass off as a UCI student. But Asian girls intrigue me. I have a desire to know more, and it is intensifying.

Oh, their open to anyone. Just your run of thd mill shit tier college apartment complexes.

It's just that UCI has the highest Asian population for colleges. Hence the highest number of college age Asian women.


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I can't use an image in my signature? That blows, you all blow.

Probably could get in at one of those student apartment complexes by UCI. Those ones filled with the Asian girls...

Don't know if I could pass off as a UCI student. But Asian girls intrigue me. I have a desire to know more, and it is intensifying.

Oh, their open to anyone. Just your run of thd mill shit tier college apartment complexes.

It's just that UCI has the highest Asian population for colleges. Hence the highest number of college age Asian women.

Interesting.

But I don't think a old Diesel burning truck would be welcome in the OC.


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Probably could get in at one of those student apartment complexes by UCI. Those ones filled with the Asian girls...

Don't know if I could pass off as a UCI student. But Asian girls intrigue me. I have a desire to know more, and it is intensifying.

Oh, their open to anyone. Just your run of thd mill shit tier college apartment complexes.

It's just that UCI has the highest Asian population for colleges. Hence the highest number of college age Asian women.

Interesting.

But I don't think a old Diesel burning truck would be welcome in the OC.

I think you'd be fine. Further in by the beach, not so much. But right there off the 5? You're fine


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I think you'd be fine. Further in by the beach, not so much. But right there off the 5? You're fine

I don't know about that.

I think there has been something wrong with my fuel air mixture recently. Last couple weeks while stopped and idleling I have noticed that I am pumping a lot more soot than normal. Then the cloud accelerating produces is not as richly black as it normally is. Something funky is going on and I am not sure what.


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I think you'd be fine. Further in by the beach, not so much. But right there off the 5? You're fine

I don't know about that.

I think there has been something wrong with my fuel air mixture recently. Last couple weeks while stopped and idleling I have noticed that I am pumping a lot more soot than normal. Then the cloud accelerating produces is not as richly black as it normally is. Something funky is going on and I am not sure what.

Oh. Not good. Pulling too much air. You got a leak somewhere