Would you go to a casual sex/swingers club?

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 03:43:51 PM

These sex clubs are places where anything goes. Usually they are set up with several rooms with lots of sex toys, swings etc... If you get in, you end up having wild raunchy sex with several people. Usually the front door pays attention to the male to female ratio.

The girls could be hot... They could be fat and beat...

But its still an orgy

DAS B00T x2 · September 12, 2014, 03:46:32 PM

I'd never get there in time to make the ratio.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 12, 2014, 03:48:49 PM

i guess now i know what to call my basement

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 03:50:18 PM

If you are over 18, google your city and swingers club.

Yu · September 12, 2014, 03:51:38 PM

No, not really into that.

Juuzou · September 12, 2014, 03:53:54 PM

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The Justicar · September 12, 2014, 03:53:54 PM

Nope.
I'd maybe go out of curiosity but my pants stay on.
It sounds like a great place to share diseases.

More Than Mortal · September 12, 2014, 03:54:03 PM

No.

I like it to be one-on-one, very personal. So you have that emotional connection you should have with sex.

Just something about wrapping my hands around their throat, and seeing the light leave their eyes as I cum inside them, really gets me going.

The Justicar · September 12, 2014, 03:54:14 PM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 12, 2014, 03:53:54 PM

Nope, I am not into that shit. I like to keep myself to my partner, and my partner to myself.

^^THIS^^

DAS B00T x2 · September 12, 2014, 03:56:12 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on September 12, 2014, 03:54:03 PM

No.

I like it to be one-on-one, very personal. So you have that emotional connection you should have with sex.

Just something about wrapping my hands around their throat, and seeing the light leave their eyes as I cum inside them, really gets me going.

Jesus Christ dude...

You're like the side of my sexual interests that I try and avoid embodied into a single person. I find it rather amusing.

The Waifu Master · September 12, 2014, 03:57:29 PM

YouTube

wat

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 12, 2014, 03:59:42 PM

in all seriousness

orgies are fucking gross

i know someone that was in an orgy and she said that many drugs were had for her to partake in one

gats · September 12, 2014, 04:01:57 PM

nah they could have aids man

velox · September 12, 2014, 04:20:59 PM

YouTube

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September 12, 2014, 04:46:34 PM

Been to one before. Really nothing special, just a bunch of lonely ugly chicks. I'll just stick to my girlfriend.

The Lord Ruler · September 12, 2014, 05:00:11 PM

Depends on what everyone looked like when I get there. If they're bangable enough, sure I would.

Elegiac · September 12, 2014, 05:05:59 PM

Your average orgy is full of average people. It's not very picturesque. I suppose I could get into it, but why bother?

CIS · September 12, 2014, 05:13:16 PM

Don't feel comfortable consequence wise due to the potential of picking up a lifelong disease.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 06:14:19 PM

Quote from: CIS Scum on September 12, 2014, 05:13:16 PM

Don't feel comfortable consequence wise due to the potential of picking up a lifelong disease.

Use a jimmy hat.

Casual sex doesn't mean stupid sex. You CAN wear a rubber and be confident that you won't pick anything up.

challengerX · September 12, 2014, 06:36:15 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 06:40:31 PM

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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 06:14:19 PM
Quote from: CIS Scum on September 12, 2014, 05:13:16 PM
Don't feel comfortable consequence wise due to the potential of picking up a lifelong disease.
Use a jimmy hat.

Casual sex doesn't mean stupid sex. You CAN wear a rubber and be confident that you won't pick anything up.
I wouldn't be so confident.

Each to their own. But condoms, when used correctly are 99% effective.

Sandtrap · September 12, 2014, 07:02:06 PM

Well Charlie. I don't think a swingers club would do very well in my province. Over half of the population are old enough to be considered elderly. So that's around 5-600 thousand old people shuffling arournd. And let me tell you, time, winds, and too much sun do not make pretty cougars.

Then there's the fact that I live 4 hours away from the nearest "city"(actually should be called a town due to it's population)

So, out of 600 thousand old folks, that leaves 400 thousand people left to go to a swingers club. Now, my province has a population of roughly 150 thousand natives in it, and they stick to thier reserves very much so. There is only one city in my province where you see a lot of natives, and that's because of it's proximity to a reserve. But for all intents and purposes, we'll cross the native folks off the list since they stick to themselves.

So that leaves 250 thousand young people. Who either leave this province for work at the earliest oppurtunity, or get a ring on their finger, or they're kids.

Swingers clubs have a pretty damn low business rate here. 8 months of winter destroys people's urge to go outside, or anywhere for that matter.

So, to sum things up nice and neat.

Spoiler

LOL NO

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 07:05:43 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on September 12, 2014, 07:02:06 PM

Well Charlie. I don't think a swingers club would do very well in my province. Over half of the population are old enough to be considered elderly. So that's around 5-600 thousand old people shuffling arournd. And let me tell you, time, winds, and too much sun do not make pretty cougars.

Then there's the fact that I live 4 hours away from the nearest "city"(actually should be called a town due to it's population)

So, out of 600 thousand old folks, that leaves 400 thousand people left to go to a swingers club. Now, my province has a population of roughly 150 thousand natives in it, and they stick to thier reserves very much so. There is only one city in my province where you see a lot of natives, and that's because of it's proximity to a reserve. But for all intents and purposes, we'll cross the native folks off the list since they stick to themselves.

So that leaves 250 thousand young people. Who either leave this province for work at the earliest oppurtunity, or get a ring on their finger, or they're kids.

Swingers clubs have a pretty damn low business rate here. 8 months of winter destroys people's urge to go outside, or anywhere for that matter.

So, to sum things up nice and neat.

Spoiler
LOL NO

...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.

Mad Max · September 12, 2014, 07:28:47 PM

I wouldn't do it personally, but it certainly inspired my old softball team's shirt design.

Sandtrap · September 12, 2014, 09:53:06 PM

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...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.

All good. I'm not a people person nor am I a traveler. My eyes will never see San Diego, nor will I ever be in a room larger than our old town hall filled with people for a funeral or wedding.

MyNameIsCharlie · September 12, 2014, 09:57:45 PM

Quote from: Nuka on September 12, 2014, 09:49:04 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 07:05:43 PM
...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
Fuck you're in San Diego?

I live in La Jolla by UCSD

Juuzou · September 12, 2014, 10:11:54 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · September 13, 2014, 12:09:38 AM

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...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
Fuck you're in San Diego?
I live in La Jolla by UCSD
Oh okay. That's a bit of a distance away then.
La Jolla is expensive as fuck though. How do you manage?

From where? You out in Lemon Grove or Santee? LJ is 10 minutes from downtown.

And we do OK. We work our asses off.

Mad Max · September 13, 2014, 12:27:32 AM

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...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
Fuck you're in San Diego?
I live in La Jolla by UCSD
Oh okay. That's a bit of a distance away then.
La Jolla is expensive as fuck though. How do you manage?

From where? You out in Lemon Grove or Santee? LJ is 10 minutes from downtown.

And we do OK. We work our asses off.
I'm more inland, somewhat near Poway.

I heard Poway is kind of an up-and-coming area as of late. I haven't been there in about 5-6 years since my buddy moved up to OC from there. Is it any nicer?

MyNameIsCharlie · September 13, 2014, 12:28:49 AM

Quote from: Nuka on September 13, 2014, 12:25:01 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 13, 2014, 12:09:38 AM
Quote from: Nuka on September 12, 2014, 10:09:47 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: Nuka on September 12, 2014, 09:49:04 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 12, 2014, 07:05:43 PM
...you poor bastard. You can crash at my place if you want to hit the few in San Diego up.
Fuck you're in San Diego?
I live in La Jolla by UCSD
Oh okay. That's a bit of a distance away then.
La Jolla is expensive as fuck though. How do you manage?

From where? You out in Lemon Grove or Santee? LJ is 10 minutes from downtown.

And we do OK. We work our asses off.
I'm more inland, somewhat near Poway.

That's cool. My best friend works over on the Sony campus, and my old sales territory was right around there. You ever been to the Hernandez Hideaway? Its a hidden Mexican restaurant over by the lake.