NSFW Would you fuck Amy Schumer?

MyNameIsCharlie · March 23, 2016, 10:23:12 AM

She's not gonna be your girlfriend. Just 12 hours or so of hardcore porn style fucking.

Verbatim · March 23, 2016, 10:24:03 AM

She's gross and unfunny.

DAS B00T x2 · March 23, 2016, 10:26:29 AM

God no

Sandtrap · March 23, 2016, 10:28:12 AM

I dunno who that is.

The Lord Ruler · March 23, 2016, 10:28:46 AM

Maybe her from 2004

🂿 · March 23, 2016, 10:29:08 AM

Only if she leaves me a $1000 tip

http://jezebel.com/amy-schumer-went-to-hamilton-and-left-a-1-000-tip-1766242683

Zizzy · March 23, 2016, 10:31:36 AM

God she's fucking annoying. No.

Dietrich Six · March 23, 2016, 04:44:01 PM

Nah, reminds me of Tonya Harding.

Luciana · March 23, 2016, 04:49:03 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 04:44:01 PM

Nah, reminds me if Tonya Harding.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYY?

Jocephalopod · March 23, 2016, 04:49:31 PM

would I gain fame and fortunes?

Dietrich Six · March 23, 2016, 04:51:59 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 23, 2016, 04:49:03 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 04:44:01 PM
Nah, reminds me if Tonya Harding.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYY?

Why wut

ａｄｕｂａｔｏ · March 23, 2016, 04:59:05 PM

no i'm straight

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Luciana · March 23, 2016, 06:27:33 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 04:51:59 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 23, 2016, 04:49:03 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 04:44:01 PM
Nah, reminds me if Tonya Harding.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYY?

Why wut

It's what Tonya Harding screamed when she got her leg bashed in by her teammates boyfriend.

YouTube

Jono · March 23, 2016, 06:28:38 PM

I'd rather put my dick in a blender

Dietrich Six · March 23, 2016, 06:37:17 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 23, 2016, 06:27:33 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 04:51:59 PM
Quote from: Luciana on March 23, 2016, 04:49:03 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 04:44:01 PM
Nah, reminds me if Tonya Harding.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYY?

Why wut
It's what Tonya Harding screamed when she got her leg bashed in by her teammates boyfriend.

YouTube

Nancy Kerrigan got her leg smashed in by Tonya's boyfriend. Also, ouch.

MyNameIsCharlie · March 23, 2016, 08:06:14 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 23, 2016, 06:28:38 PM

I'd rather put my dick in a blender

You got problems, son. In a choice between fucking a fat chick and painfully removing your penis... You chose removal. Wow

Saleem · March 23, 2016, 08:08:27 PM

Luciana · March 23, 2016, 08:33:06 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 06:37:17 PM

Quote from: Luciana on March 23, 2016, 06:27:33 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 04:51:59 PM
Quote from: Luciana on March 23, 2016, 04:49:03 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on March 23, 2016, 04:44:01 PM
Nah, reminds me if Tonya Harding.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYY?

Why wut
It's what Tonya Harding screamed when she got her leg bashed in by her teammates boyfriend.

YouTube

Nancy Kerrigan got her leg smashed in by Tonya's boyfriend. Also, ouch.

Oh whatever

that whole thing confused me

Deleted · March 23, 2016, 08:35:34 PM

List of things DeeJ did wrong

PSU · March 23, 2016, 08:38:15 PM

Yep. She's not ideal but she's not fugly

Jono · March 23, 2016, 08:40:23 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 23, 2016, 08:06:14 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 23, 2016, 06:28:38 PM
I'd rather put my dick in a blender

You got problems, son. In a choice between fucking a fat chick and painfully removing your penis... You chose removal. Wow

I'm not Roman

MyNameIsCharlie · March 23, 2016, 08:43:53 PM

Quote from: Jono on March 23, 2016, 08:40:23 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 23, 2016, 08:06:14 PM
Quote from: Jono on March 23, 2016, 06:28:38 PM
I'd rather put my dick in a blender

You got problems, son. In a choice between fucking a fat chick and painfully removing your penis... You chose removal. Wow
I'm not Roman

You make this out like it's the sane choice to grind your dick off

Mordo · March 23, 2016, 09:17:51 PM

>"HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT"
>a couple of barely contained chuckles can be heard in the audience
>"BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY VAGINA TODAY"
>The laughs become considerably more audible
>"THATS RIGHT IM ON MY PERIOD"
>The laughs become hysterical, a number of audience members cough up several organs due to the severity of their amusement
>"FEMALE BODILY FUNCTIONS LMAO"

Winy · March 23, 2016, 11:26:36 PM

I really don't think she's attractive.

Her face reminds me of pancake batter.

Yu · March 23, 2016, 11:32:02 PM

Literally who.

The Hån · March 24, 2016, 12:26:13 AM

wow you guys are really picky. i would.

R o c k e t · March 24, 2016, 12:27:51 AM

No......god no.

Nexus · March 24, 2016, 12:36:17 AM

I'd rather bang Courtney Love. TBH

The Hån · March 24, 2016, 12:39:13 AM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on March 23, 2016, 04:49:31 PM

would I gain fame and fortunes?

you could be the male equivalent of kim kardashian.