Would it be sexier to have a thousand snails crawl on you or one really big one?

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A bunch of snails seem like they'd give better skin coverage and it'd be like a slug suit. One big snail would probably weigh a lot though and you could feel the texture of its bumpy slimy skin better.


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ΜΕΓΑ ΤΟ ΤΗΣ ΘΑΛΆΣΣΗΣ ΚΡΆΤΟΣ

Да ли је то истина или се само шалиш?
wtf both are gross


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does this stuff even work?
i think one big snail would be sexier. it would really show off how manly you are to handle such a huge snail. not to mention BIG is BOLD.


 
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the bigger the snail the bigger the slime, right?


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Careful, he's into this
more tsir's thing

but im just going to pretend this is loving, consensual swallowing


 
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yo this thread challenges the mind in a deep thought provoking question.


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the bigger the snail the bigger the slime, right?
idk if i believe that

maybe it could suck dicks like cheetos though


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Whichever one you are