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Deleted · April 24, 2016, 04:29:13 AM

Once upon a time there was a young man named Batman and his parents got dead.
Then Batman got pissed off so he fucked off to Princeton.
Then he fucked off to China so he could learn to be a ninja because his parents were dead.
Then Batman came home to Earth and he said "I will become Batman" and then he became Batman.
Then Batman dicked around for a little bit.
Then Batman said to Morgan Freeman, "I need a bat-fuck-mobile" and Morgan Freeman said "No fuck you you're getting a tank because you suck 8===D"
So then Batman fucked around for a bit.
And then there was this fucker with a potato sack on his head and he said "Fuck you" and Batman said "No, fuck you". and Batman made him get dumb, and then germs killed the Martians.
Then there was a ninja on a train and he said "Everyone in this city is a dickbutt" and Batman said "Enjoy your choo-choo train to Dick Fuck Town."
And then everybody died, especially Heith Ledger.

mojo · April 25, 2016, 06:07:31 AM

Quote from: AstroNaru on April 24, 2016, 02:22:58 AM

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Deleted · April 25, 2016, 06:45:58 AM

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mojo · April 25, 2016, 07:08:54 AM

Quote from: ChaosMetalDragon on April 25, 2016, 06:45:58 AM

You are bad people

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