Worst to Top Star Wars Movie?

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I know EP 7 is 2 months away and very early, but just out of curiosity. For me it's this.

6. Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of The Clones (One of the worst Star Wars movies I had ever seen, you thought the CGI was bad enough, how about very bad romance coming in and shoving it down your throat. The fights were just badly done and silly, Characters were so stupid in this movie, also making one of the badass characters, Darth Vader, into a whiny bitch of his backstory is not great, and of course Jar Jar Fucking Rabbit. The only thing that was interesting in this movie were clones, battle of genonosis, and when all the Jedi came in and kicked ass in that gladiator area. This is what happens when a director falls down to the dark side, ridiculous.) 2/10

5. Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (While it's better then Episode 2, however that doesn't mean it's a good or great movie. When I first saw this I was hyped as shit, I was ready to finally learn the back story of Darth Vader of who he is and how he fall to the dark side, how the empire came to be, obi-wans back story, I get to finally learn all of this. But when it was release, It was nothing but bantha fodder. First of all why the fuck did George Lucas thought that making Jar Jar Fucking Rabbit into an annoying shit head was a good idea, secondly why is the Yoda Puppet shit compared to the original one in 5 - 6, and finally why is the cgi so bad. Anakin Skywalker was fine, however making him ride a ship into space and battle in space was unnecessary and to cliche, The only character I found ok was Obi-Wan Kenobi, and the only scenes I found interesting was Darth Maul fight scene, the rest was just to cliche.) 3/10

4. Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of The Sith (The only thing good in the shit prequels, I'll be honest, I didn't have hopes for this movie, I thought it was going to be another shit prequel movie, but somehow I was wrong. THIS, is probably the closest Star Wars vibe we will get from George Lucas. Is it like the Originals? No, is it great? No, but is it good? Absolutely, and I'll tell you why. When the intro starts, a battle has already started, while the CGIs where ok, I almost got the Star Wars vibe to me, and the music just made it so, this is probably my first time feeling a vibe from the prequels. Next is the Order 66 scene, Holy SHIT was that one of the most incredible scenes ever, you have to be an idiot if you thought that scene was shit, just seeing it gives me goosebumps and chills, THIS is what I expect from GL. Next is the fight for Obi-Wan vs Anakin, this is probably one of the most ant-climactic scenes I had ever seen, the conflict of Anakin falling to the dark side and murdering every Jedi (besides the children part, that was unnecessary), leaving Obi-Wan to stop him is one the most good scenes ever. And of corse, the moment we all been waiting for, DARTH VADER. I will never forget that scene, this is the moment, we get to finally see the black mask himself, to finally see the Vader finally being born, the only thing I didn't like was the "NOOOOOO" part. The only redeemable movie in the prequels) 6/10

3. Star Wars Episode 6: Return of The Jedi (A good conclusion in the Original Trilogy, seeing The Emperor for the first time was interesting, and seeing Jabba the Hutt the first time gave a "WTF" feeling. Luke feels almost wise and jedi like, also the final conflict between father and son was heartbreaking to see. the Battle of Endor was well done, Vader choosing son or master, and the ending IMO was good enough to end the saga (that was until Disney decided to make Ep7, 8, and 9), what can I say, I had blast from this movie)  8/10

2. Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope (The movie that started everything, the movie that made me by star wars toys, the one that made me interested in the lore, and the movie that made me become a fan. The first time I saw this I was mind blown, first time seeing this gave me a "wow, this director knows his shit" THIS is when George Lucas was an actual film maker and director "Special effects without a story is boring". First time seeing Darth Vader gave me chills, and it made me a huge geek on Darth Vader, I even bought toys of Vader when I was a kid. Han Solo is a badass, scratch it. This movie has great characters that made me like. I used to have Han Solo as one of my favorites, but that has changed thanks to The Empire Strikes Back, speaking of The Empire Strikes Back.) 9/10

1. Star Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back (If you told any Star Wars fan what the best series out of all the Star Wars movies, 10/10 there going to say "The Empire Strikes Back". And you know what, they're right, this is one of the best
Star Wars movies I had ever seen in my life, not only it has one of the best characters ever, but it has one of the most greatest stories that is ever told in Star Wars. The Battle Of Hoth, seeing Yoda training Luke, seeing Luke fighting Vader, seeing another badass smuggler next to Han, and revealing the big secret "Luke, I am your father". This is the movie I will always put on number one, and it will be the only movie that I will always consider the best.) 10/10

Do you have a rank? It would be interesting to see what your worst and top star wars movie is.



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Pretty much the same as your list.


 
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III > I > II > VI > IV >>>>>> V

OP has the most generic, conformist opinion ever.
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III > I > II > VI > IV >>>>>> V

How the fuck is Episode 2 better then Episode 3?


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Padme is a worse character than Jar Jar IMO.

Also the writing in the prequels was shit but Ewan MacGregor did a fantastic job still with what he was given.
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III > I > II > VI > IV >>>>>> V
How the fuck is Episode 2 better then Episode 3?
Uhhh, I didn't say it was.

You're reading the symbols wrong, apparently.

> means greater than.
< means less than.

III is the best movie in the series.
V is the worst.
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What about Qui Gon Jinn in Episdoe 1?


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Padme is a worse character than Jar Jar IMO.

The reason why Padme was annoying is because of the so called "love scene" that George Lucas keeps shoving in, and in result fails horrible. Jar Jar is way more annoying then Padme (MISA THIS, MISA WANA DO THIS, MISA BAL BLABLABLABLABLABL). I can't stand that fucking rabbit.


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What about Qui Gon Jinn in Episdoe 1?
He's alright, not the best character I could hope for. better then fucking Jar Jar Rabbit.


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ESB is the best Star Wars movie, no arguments, it's just truth. Shit, it's one of the best movies of all time on its own.


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III > I > II > VI > IV >>>>>> V
How the fuck is Episode 2 better then Episode 3?
Uhhh, I didn't say it was.

You're reading the symbols wrong, apparently.

Let me guess.

Worst = 3

Best = 5


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NO, IT'S BECAUSE I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU.
IT'S ALL OBI-WANS FALT!


 
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Episode 5 as number one? How cliche. I honestly think episode 4 was better.

Still, your reviews are pretty spot on. I'm glad you said episode 3 was the only one worth a damn in the prequels. Too right.

And yes, the only one they handled correctly in the prequels WAS Obi-Wan. He was great. Jar Jar was just a racist slave brought in for whatever reason.


 
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III > I > II > VI > IV >>>>>> V
How the fuck is Episode 2 better then Episode 3?
Uhhh, I didn't say it was.

You're reading the symbols wrong, apparently.
Let me guess.

Worst = 3

Best = 5
You must have failed math pretty hard if you're having trouble with these basic symbols...

No, that's not it. Other way around.

Revenge is the best, Empire fucking sucked.


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III is the best movie in the series.
V is the worst.
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III > I > II > VI > IV >>>>>> V

OP has the most generic, conformist opinion ever.

I agree III was pretty good, but better then Empire Strikes Back?

Think of Hoth Verb, think about how awesome that whole thing was. Shit the entire movie was so awesome.


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III > I > II > VI > IV >>>>>> V
How the fuck is Episode 2 better then Episode 3?
Uhhh, I didn't say it was.

You're reading the symbols wrong, apparently.

> means greater than.
< means less than.

III is the best movie in the series.
V is the worst.

I just had to read that again. How can you put V as one of the worst movies in Star Wars. Episode 3? Wha? Don't get me wrong its a good movie, but faaaaaar from great.


 
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I'll admit, I think 2 was the worst in the series and I had trouble watching it, simply because you ALWAYS hear about the Clone Wars in the series, from the original till the end. And yet instead of epic battles, we get this love story thrown in with terrible fan-fic tier writing, and then for whatever reason, THE BIG BATTLE SCENES ONLY LAST AROUND 30 SECONDS!!!

With the ship and them evacing, to the Jedi wrecking shit? It was just so freaking bad to me.
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A New Hope > Empire Strikes Back > Return of the Jedi > Revenge of the Sith > Phantom Menace > elephant turds > Attack of the Clones


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III > I > II > VI > IV >>>>>> V
How the fuck is Episode 2 better then Episode 3?
Uhhh, I didn't say it was.

You're reading the symbols wrong, apparently.

> means greater than.
< means less than.

III is the best movie in the series.
V is the worst.

I just had to read that again. How can you put V as one of the worst movies in Star Wars. Episode 3? Wha? Don't get me wrong its a good movie, but faaaaaar from great.

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I think Verb is going against the grain simply because of how stereotyped fans are into liking episode 5 and hating the prequels.


 
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I just had to read that again. How can you put V as one of the worst movies in Star Wars. Episode 3? Wha? Don't get me wrong its a good movie, but faaaaaar from great.
Because it's boring as fuck. Fuck the entire Hoth sequence. Puts me to sleep every single time.

Revenge had the best performances and had a lot of darker, more mature themes than Star Wars is usually accustomed to. Anakin's fall was amazing to watch and is actually pretty heartwrenching at times.

The original trilogy is just horseshit, except for Return of the Jedi.


 
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Revenge had the best performances and had a lot of darker, more mature themes than Star Wars is usually accustomed to. Anakin's fall was amazing to watch and is actually pretty heartwrenching at times.
I can agree to this.


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I just had to read that again. How can you put V as one of the worst movies in Star Wars. Episode 3? Wha? Don't get me wrong its a good movie, but faaaaaar from great.
Because it's boring as fuck. Fuck the entire Hoth sequence. Puts me to sleep every single time.

Revenge had the best performances and had a lot of darker, more mature themes than Star Wars is usually accustomed to. Anakin's fall was amazing to watch and is actually pretty heartwrenching at times.

The original trilogy is just horseshit, except for Return of the Jedi.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. The original trilogy horseshit? I'm sorry but you are wrong in many levels. are you saying that you like the prequels more then the original trilogy?


 
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Great, this thread turned into NERDS arguing. You know what's great?

KOTOR. Great universe and stuff. I need to finish the 2nd one.


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LETS MAKE EVERYTHING INTO A CLICHE LOVE, TOATLY PERFECT!


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III > I > II > VI > IV >>>>>> V
How the fuck is Episode 2 better then Episode 3?
Uhhh, I didn't say it was.

You're reading the symbols wrong, apparently.

> means greater than.
< means less than.

III is the best movie in the series.
V is the worst.

What the fuck.


 
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I think Verb is going against the grain simply because of how stereotyped fans are into liking episode 5 and hating the prequels.
No, it's my honest opinion.

However, if it'll ease your heart, I do not consider myself a Star Wars fan. I don't like Star Wars in general.

It entertains me knowing that some superfans will get so buttflustered over my opinions, though.

are you saying that you like the prequels more then the original trilogy?
That is EXACTLY what I am saying.

I already basically said it in my first post in this thread.


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"There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
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I am the heart of the Force.
I am the revealing fire of light.
I am the mystery of darkness
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Immortal in the Force." ― The Je'daii Code
Great, this thread turned into NERDS arguing. You know what's great?

KOTOR. Great universe and stuff. I need to finish the 2nd one.

KOTOR 2 has a great story, you'll won't be disappointed, also I would recommend you pick it up on steam (It has everything updated, also i believe it has the cut content in the game)