Worst thing you can do before sex?

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This is pathetic, Cheat
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theaetherone.deviantart.com https://www.instagram.com/aetherone/

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Call her by a different girl's name.

 
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The Rage....
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: Vien on September 22, 2014, 06:25:58 PM
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.

 
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I dun

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2014, 06:31:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 22, 2014, 06:30:42 PM
Quote from: Vien on September 22, 2014, 06:25:58 PM
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Did this happen to you or someone you know?
Someone I knew.
Technically it happened on me... : /
Last Edit: September 22, 2014, 06:32:10 PM by DAS B00T x2

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 22, 2014, 06:30:42 PM
Quote from: Vien on September 22, 2014, 06:25:58 PM
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Was I right?

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2014, 06:33:06 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 22, 2014, 06:31:47 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2014, 06:31:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 22, 2014, 06:30:42 PM
Quote from: Vien on September 22, 2014, 06:25:58 PM
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Did this happen to you or someone you know?
Someone I knew.
Technically it happened on me... : /
Did you follow up with "I swear this never happens..."?
No, I just wiped myself off and... hey! It wasn't me, it was the other guy!

 
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Your love gets me so high
"Hold on, let me go get my penis."

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2014, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 22, 2014, 06:34:31 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2014, 06:33:06 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 22, 2014, 06:31:47 PM
Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2014, 06:31:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 22, 2014, 06:30:42 PM
Quote from: Vien on September 22, 2014, 06:25:58 PM
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Did this happen to you or someone you know?
Someone I knew.
Technically it happened on me... : /
Did you follow up with "I swear this never happens..."?
it was the other guy!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.... Back this train up

What's the whole story?
>be me
>be horny
>low standards
>know socially awkward 5/10  who lives not two miles away who's sexually depraved so he's guaranteed DTF
>I didn't realize he has no fucking clue what he's doing
>tries to enter me
>he's obviously having some sort of difficulty
>"Oh hey it... no, false alarm"
>tries again
>holy fuck I think he just...
>he gets off of me
>yup
>offers me a handjob
>very lackluster
>go home disappointed
And I never spoke to him again.

 
 
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