Worst Shit you have ever taken?

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What is the worst shit you have ever taken or close calls?
Is there a story to it?

For me there is one that just happened. Red Lobster and stomach is full, been trying to shit out this bad feeling in my stomach but it does not come out. Get in the car and on our way i start feeling it, it is about to burst out. Panicking i see the Christmas lights in a park and voila the holy grail, the porta potty.
I have the car stop and rush to the porta potty, only to find there is not a single toilet paper inside and my shit coming out spicy and hot. Had to call family to bring some tissue to cover me.

 
 
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I don't shit. That's disgusting.

 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Anytime I got to get out of bed in the middle of the night.

 
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Either the stall with no door or roof, the diarrhea next to a creek in the forest, or the sudden diarhea in the middle of class with the restroom 100 ft away.

 
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Ever had a shit so big it hurt your ass?

 
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Quote from: BritishLemön on December 27, 2014, 10:01:04 PM
Ever had a shit so big it hurt your ass?
yes

oh god yes

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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Quote from: BritishLemön on December 27, 2014, 10:01:04 PM
Ever had a shit so big it hurt your ass?
Stop shitting on people's dicks

 
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After that time I ate Mexican food.

 
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Quote from: -Foxy- on December 27, 2014, 10:23:27 PM
After that time I ate Mexican food.

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Quote from: -Foxy- on December 27, 2014, 10:23:27 PM
After that time I ate Mexican food.
Did you eat at a mexican restaurant? Because if you did, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

 
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Quote from: -Foxy- on December 27, 2014, 10:23:27 PM
After that time I ate Mexican food.

lol scrub