Worst movie you ever watched?

 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
The Strangers was easily the worst movie I have ever watched, worse than Age of Extinction.


 
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Eragon.

There have been movies I was disgusted to watch because they were such wastes of time, but I didn't care enough to remember names.
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The Fountain

There are some "bad" movies I really like though.
Six String Samurai
Flash Gordon
etc
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I'm gonna have to go with the Last Airbender.

I didn't even want to see that piece of trash, and my friends apparently didn't care that M.Night Shabomination was behind it.


 
 
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I'm gonna have to go with the Last Airbender.

I didn't even want to see that piece of trash, and my friends apparently didn't care that M.Night Shabomination was behind it.

I couldn't stop laughing when I first watched that, I had to pause it on several occasions to get my breath back. It was so atrocious that it went past horror into straight up comedy, if you could get past the unholy mutilations it was doing to the original show <_<


 
 
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Driver, easily.

An hour and a half of my time that wasn't only wasted but made me suffer through every bit of it.
There are people who have dissected how shitty that film is to much greater lengths than I would ever care to go to. But I have two main complaints

1. They killed Hal.
2. They killed Hellboy.

Fuck Ryan Gosling and his lobotomized character and fuck the idiots who decided to kill off Hal and Hellboy.

*plays real human bean*


 
 
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There was this shark movie where they used stock clips to show the underwater scenes... My memory has erased its name, however.


 
 
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Drive, you mean? I thought that was a pretty good movie. It's almost universally praised and acclaimed too.

Probably >_>

I hated it. When the credits were rolling I was just glad it was over, his stupid mug staring at the camera and saying about 20 lines in the whole film irritated me greatly.


 
 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Ive no idea.



 
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I was forced into the theater by my friends that day. I paid the film's ticket price. The only solidarity I found was with the butter in the popcorn as the audience's brain was permanently damaged by that long road of twisted, disgusting and bad humor that appealed to the darkest areas of human stupidity. Each time the audience laughed, I merely hid my face with my hands.

Coincidentally a week or two after I became a goth. Go figure.

On topic: Disaster Movie is the worst film I've ever seen. Not only does it suffer from virtually every flaw you can think of, it's also a parody/comedy, meaning that unlike most other awful movies, it doesn't get so bad that it becomes funny or amusing.


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Driver, easily.

An hour and a half of my time that wasn't only wasted but made me suffer through every bit of it.
There are people who have dissected how shitty that film is to much greater lengths than I would ever care to go to. But I have two main complaints

1. They killed Hal.
2. They killed Hellboy.

Fuck Ryan Gosling and his lobotomized character and fuck the idiots who decided to kill off Hal and Hellboy.

*plays real human bean*

>hating on Drive
>being this much of a hipster fayget

Jeez

Anyways, a pretty bad movie is The Room, but it's also a hilarious classic at the same time.


 
 
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Driver, easily.

An hour and a half of my time that wasn't only wasted but made me suffer through every bit of it.
There are people who have dissected how shitty that film is to much greater lengths than I would ever care to go to. But I have two main complaints

1. They killed Hal.
2. They killed Hellboy.

Fuck Ryan Gosling and his lobotomized character and fuck the idiots who decided to kill off Hal and Hellboy.

*plays real human bean*

>hating on Drive
>being this much of a hipster fayget

Jeez

Anyways, a pretty bad movie is The Room, but it's also a hilarious classic at the same time.
>implying my dislike for a shitty film is to do with being a hipster degenerate


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Driver, easily.

An hour and a half of my time that wasn't only wasted but made me suffer through every bit of it.
There are people who have dissected how shitty that film is to much greater lengths than I would ever care to go to. But I have two main complaints

1. They killed Hal.
2. They killed Hellboy.

Fuck Ryan Gosling and his lobotomized character and fuck the idiots who decided to kill off Hal and Hellboy.

*plays real human bean*

>hating on Drive
>being this much of a hipster fayget

Jeez

Anyways, a pretty bad movie is The Room, but it's also a hilarious classic at the same time.
>implying my dislike for a shitty film is to do with being a hipster degenerate

>implying my implication isn't true

>being bong


 
 
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Driver, easily.

An hour and a half of my time that wasn't only wasted but made me suffer through every bit of it.
There are people who have dissected how shitty that film is to much greater lengths than I would ever care to go to. But I have two main complaints

1. They killed Hal.
2. They killed Hellboy.

Fuck Ryan Gosling and his lobotomized character and fuck the idiots who decided to kill off Hal and Hellboy.

*plays real human bean*

>hating on Drive
>being this much of a hipster fayget

Jeez

Anyways, a pretty bad movie is The Room, but it's also a hilarious classic at the same time.
>implying my dislike for a shitty film is to do with being a hipster degenerate

>implying my implication isn't true

>being bong

>implying it is

>being a yank


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Driver, easily.

An hour and a half of my time that wasn't only wasted but made me suffer through every bit of it.
There are people who have dissected how shitty that film is to much greater lengths than I would ever care to go to. But I have two main complaints

1. They killed Hal.
2. They killed Hellboy.

Fuck Ryan Gosling and his lobotomized character and fuck the idiots who decided to kill off Hal and Hellboy.

*plays real human bean*

>hating on Drive
>being this much of a hipster fayget

Jeez

Anyways, a pretty bad movie is The Room, but it's also a hilarious classic at the same time.
>implying my dislike for a shitty film is to do with being a hipster degenerate

>implying my implication isn't true

>being bong

>implying it is

>being a yank



>BONG


 
 
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Driver, easily.

An hour and a half of my time that wasn't only wasted but made me suffer through every bit of it.
There are people who have dissected how shitty that film is to much greater lengths than I would ever care to go to. But I have two main complaints

1. They killed Hal.
2. They killed Hellboy.

Fuck Ryan Gosling and his lobotomized character and fuck the idiots who decided to kill off Hal and Hellboy.

*plays real human bean*

>hating on Drive
>being this much of a hipster fayget

Jeez

Anyways, a pretty bad movie is The Room, but it's also a hilarious classic at the same time.
>implying my dislike for a shitty film is to do with being a hipster degenerate

>implying my implication isn't true

>being bong

>implying it is

>being a yank



>BONG


 
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The Mortal Kombat movie.


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I bought this zombie film one time. Can't remember the name of it. Needless to say, it was the worst piece of crap I have ever watched.

I cut the disk up, burned it and fired it into the street.


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Fuck Ryan Gosling and his lobotomized character .

Take that back, techpriest.


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I can't remember, but Ghost Rider 1 was the most recent.


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I bought this zombie film one time. Can't remember the name of it. Needless to say, it was the worst piece of crap I have ever watched.

I cut the disk up, burned it and fired it into the street.
Is it the one with Danny Trejo on the cover even though he dies in the first 15 minutes?

I don't think so. It's been about a year since I've seen it.