ive never had a bad airport experience but one time we had to make an unscheduled stop due to a storm and running low on fuel and the pilots let me sit in the cockpit while we waited to refuel so that was pretty sweet

Hmm. I remember an awkward time. My first time passing through the airport was interesting, at least. On the return trip home, since I'd memorized the procedures, I decided to try and help the people going through my shit go through it a little faster by doing everything ahead of time one step ahead of them before they asked me to.

Anyway, apparently doing things before airport people tell you to do them makes them extremely nervous and I had security called on me. It didn't take long to sort things out but it was embarrassing, to say the least.

I got the pale genes, but my brother and my dad have the terrorist complexion and hair color. My dad always, always gets searched "randomly" when flying and my brother is going to Germany this summer, so I expect to hear about him getting stopped as well.

I don't have any personal stories to tell besides the security treating my PSP like an explosive device when it went through the scanner.

i never thought tsa was suspicious of jews